Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

no need to struggle
the world is ridiculous
relax and accept
Haiku # 5161, November 23, 2000 11:22 pm ET
by ash
jesus and prozac
depressed about depression
only the lonely
Haiku # 5160, November 23, 2000 10:35 pm ET
by soma of onthepharmacuticals
ronins been busy
pontificating haiku
and his religion
Haiku # 5159, November 23, 2000 10:29 pm ET
by soma of inthevalley
.....no more macho shit
i am thus my own true friend
.that wife's mine...am happy
Haiku # 5158, November 23, 2000 9:06 pm ET
by ronin@hisownfriend
..friend's wife, to be sure
well, waddaya expect, huh...
....second-chance romance?
Haiku # 5157, November 23, 2000 8:55 pm ET
by ronin@;--)
....heeded your advise
am now off to Singapore...
...but with wife in tow
Haiku # 5156, November 23, 2000 8:51 pm ET
by ronin
i believe in God
i believe in family
i believe in man
Haiku # 5155, November 23, 2000 8:49 pm ET
by ronin@thebrightside
..we dont argue God
we cant hypotheticate
...its experiential
Haiku # 5153, November 23, 2000 8:44 pm ET
by ronin@heyamos
Deep into the void...
a plunge:
an ocean of thorns.
Haiku # 5152, November 23, 2000 8:43 pm ET
by ronin@thelast3werebyjapanesemastersbutthisshithereismine
sheena's been busy
baking her juicy turkey
in thick haiku sauce
Haiku # 5151, November 23, 2000 8:34 pm ET
by soma
thanksgiving for what?
consuming until you puke,
and dead indians

not enough turkey
starving in 3rd world countries
we shall binge then purge
Haiku # 5150, November 23, 2000 8:25 pm ET
by soma of *#!@^~)(#
okay wish me luck
hope i get home safe tonight
guess we'll see, won't we?
Haiku # 5149, November 23, 2000 1:08 pm ET
by sheena
it's kind of scary
when the whole building echoes
this is so 'blair witch'
Haiku # 5148, November 23, 2000 1:06 pm ET
by sheena
lonely thanksgiving
working in an empty place
my music is all
Haiku # 5147, November 23, 2000 1:05 pm ET
by sheena
she's a stupenda
that marvellous pudenda
where will it end, huh ?
Haiku # 5146, November 22, 2000 6:46 pm ET
by ash
let me warm my ears
between your milky-white thighs
panties optional
Haiku # 5145, November 22, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
*wild card*

i've held luckless hands
but i feel like i've drawn now
not aces - jokers
Haiku # 5144, November 22, 2000 4:02 pm ET
by sheena
this cold winter wind
makes some things clear in my mind
ravelled balls rewind
Haiku # 5143, November 22, 2000 3:57 pm ET
by sheena
all the moths have gone
where butterflies sleep dusty
dreams and nightmares die
Haiku # 5142, November 22, 2000 3:55 pm ET
by sheena
blue peninsula.............
sounds like some fine dream to me
but i'm wide awake
Haiku # 5141, November 22, 2000 3:50 pm ET
by sheena
hey frenchy tis cool
was just having sucky day
thanks for worrying...
Haiku # 5140, November 22, 2000 3:49 pm ET
by sheena
bad haiku, struggling
to be good little poems;
buoyed by irony...
Haiku # 5139, November 22, 2000 3:23 pm ET
by Homage
words so easily
misinterpreted and not
often understood

antagonizing
emotions rattle my brain
constantly whirling
Haiku # 5138, November 22, 2000 12:54 pm ET
by jasper of swimminginapoolodreams
Haiku # 5137, November 22, 2000 12:52 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
blew it yet again
just to keep you on your toes
ennui ? pas du tout
Haiku # 5136, November 22, 2000 6:23 am ET
by ash
ennui ? pas moi
feel that humidity rise
summer's a-coming
Haiku # 5135, November 22, 2000 3:53 am ET
by ash
unexpectedly
freshening winds of change blow
and the world is turned
Haiku # 5134, November 22, 2000 3:49 am ET
by ash
saunter blindly as
puppets tied to many strings
are we all but sheep?
Haiku # 5133, November 22, 2000 12:53 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
gripped by daft passion
sometimes my heart feels too much
sleep will never come
Haiku # 5132, November 21, 2000 11:59 pm ET
by anonymous of inadazedstateomind
How you doing Ash
A fellow Sydney sider
As bored as I am
Haiku # 5131, November 21, 2000 5:21 pm ET
by hhtigerlily
turn the rusty knob
am i ready to reveal?
open my souls door
Haiku # 5130, November 21, 2000 5:07 pm ET
by jasper of inasmogfilledhaven
Glad the power's back!
Only one thing is missing.
Where are you Sheena?
Haiku # 5129, November 21, 2000 4:26 pm ET
by frenchy
A brain in a vat?
Why then, this intricate vat...
Slowly Killing Me?
Haiku # 5128, November 21, 2000 12:28 pm ET
by eob1kanobi
My own Universe...
Of which you all are apart...
Exists in my Head.
Haiku # 5127, November 21, 2000 12:22 pm ET
by eob1kanobi
Can not be Defined?
God is a Social-Science...
Science is a God?
Haiku # 5126, November 21, 2000 12:05 pm ET
by eob1kanobi of Humboldt
My curious flake
Spontaneous companion
Why value reason
Haiku # 5125, November 21, 2000 12:00 pm ET
by Janis
Impulsive logic
The agressive underdog
Jupiter barren
Haiku # 5124, November 21, 2000 11:59 am ET
by Janis
Summer opinion
tolerant philosopher
this eternal high
Haiku # 5123, November 21, 2000 11:59 am ET
by Janis
What happened you ask?
Site down for many hours
Bad Power Failure
Haiku # 5122, November 20, 2000 11:53 pm ET
by Janis
oh!u fuckin men
of dull minds and little wit
leave me fuckin be

drinking of knowledge:
fill my rotting dried up mind
u who mentors me
Haiku # 5121, November 20, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by jasper
mind never at ease
pass me the bottle u punk
sweet serenity
Haiku # 5120, November 20, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by jasper of lostintime
What the hell happened?
Tons of posts , then nothing.
Where's all the humor?
Haiku # 5119, November 20, 2000 1:42 pm ET
by frenchy
asleep on my lap
completely limp and relaxed
warming my belly
Haiku # 5118, November 18, 2000 9:47 pm ET
by ash
saturated air
gentle persistent patter
intoxicating
Haiku # 5117, November 18, 2000 2:38 am ET
by ash
building excitement
a hand job in florida
gives head to the states
Haiku # 5116, November 18, 2000 12:11 am ET
by ash
realisation
festering protoplasm
curse mortality
Haiku # 5115, November 17, 2000 10:13 pm ET
by ash
tropical showers
indigo jacaranda
distant horizons
Haiku # 5114, November 17, 2000 10:09 pm ET
by ash
hibernating acorns sleep
while squirrel's heart
beats wildly,bursting
Haiku # 5113, November 17, 2000 7:25 pm ET
by jersey george
shot myself in eye
avoid looking at penis
while masturbating
Haiku # 5112, November 17, 2000 5:15 pm ET
by evil twin of down under
Got soma on trip
Heading to Oak Land, that's south
When will he return
Don't whine little one
The Soma will return soon
Please bring potstickers!
Haiku # 5111, November 17, 2000 1:04 pm ET
by T-boner of Bedrock
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