vibrating pagers
placed deep into my pockets
number on speed dial

texas taxes as
janis trips above the beach
fly high icarus

immense thunderclap
car alarms scream in panic
daylight disappears

Too blue for the moon
The castle-white wall reflects
All in blue. Me?

Texas Vacation
Experiment with ones mind
On the sunny beach

Soma oh Soma
You have such an aroma
Potstickers are good

About the women
So, if you get drunk enough
They leave you alone

soma bonfire-phile
may you summon a master
you jerk off wildly

voting for losers
somewhat appropriately
neither really wins

level playing field
my antipodean arse
we'll all be bushwacked

Did you hear the news?
Chad is pregnant! Is that good?
How do we read it?

presidents scuffle
like maniac four-year-olds
don't bite his leg, now!

on religion posts:

the divine's present
the question is just whether
you acknowledge it

T-boner is right
his best advice on women:
just duck and cover

leather against skin
hand gently slips down my pants
i jerk off wildly

heated breath on neck
spinning u-turns under sheets
she jerks off wildly

free robert downey
do us all a big favour
lock up jim carrey

only the oak trees
holding on to their leaves now
the wind is moaning

hot moist breath exhaled
into cupped gloved hands returns
feeling to lace boots

the frozen river
creaking as the tide rises
startles a small bird

golden hues of morning
tell me to rise and shine
where is my warnm bed?

galvanized by fear
bare feet skim the hot pavement
outdistancing rats

galvanized metal
roof percussing in the wind
equator's music

monumental angst
a fashion accessory
for the insecure

no need to struggle
the world is ridiculous
relax and accept

jesus and prozac
depressed about depression
only the lonely

ronins been busy
pontificating haiku
and his religion

.....no more macho shit
i am thus my own true friend
.that wife's mine...am happy

..friend's wife, to be sure
well, waddaya expect, huh...
....second-chance romance?

....heeded your advise
am now off to Singapore...
...but with wife in tow

i believe in God
i believe in family
i believe in man

..we dont argue God
we cant hypotheticate
...its experiential

Deep into the void...
a plunge:
an ocean of thorns.

sheena's been busy
baking her juicy turkey
in thick haiku sauce

thanksgiving for what?
consuming until you puke,
and dead indians

not enough turkey
starving in 3rd world countries
we shall binge then purge

okay wish me luck
hope i get home safe tonight
guess we'll see, won't we?

it's kind of scary
when the whole building echoes
this is so 'blair witch'

lonely thanksgiving
working in an empty place
my music is all

she's a stupenda
that marvellous pudenda
where will it end, huh ?

let me warm my ears
between your milky-white thighs
panties optional

*wild card*

i've held luckless hands
but i feel like i've drawn now
not aces - jokers

this cold winter wind
makes some things clear in my mind
ravelled balls rewind

all the moths have gone
where butterflies sleep dusty
dreams and nightmares die

blue peninsula.............
sounds like some fine dream to me
but i'm wide awake

hey frenchy tis cool
was just having sucky day
thanks for worrying...

bad haiku, struggling
to be good little poems;
buoyed by irony...

words so easily
misinterpreted and not
often understood

antagonizing
emotions rattle my brain
constantly whirling

blew it yet again
just to keep you on your toes
ennui ? pas du tout

ennui ? pas moi
feel that humidity rise
summer's a-coming

unexpectedly
freshening winds of change blow
and the world is turned

saunter blindly as
puppets tied to many strings
are we all but sheep?