Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

Oh leave me to my
Multi subobject mapping
Tis all I have left
Haiku # 5233, December 6, 2000 12:38 am ET
by Janis
visual insult
jellied orb beyond repair
come on down glass eye
Haiku # 5232, December 5, 2000 6:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
blink or bullet
there's no hole in the eyelid
must be the bullet
Haiku # 5231, December 5, 2000 6:32 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
cap him in the eye
if he's kneeling he might live
sinus yes brain no
Haiku # 5230, December 5, 2000 6:29 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
A word to the wise
Don't fuck with my computer
I know where you live
Haiku # 5229, December 5, 2000 3:54 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It occurred to me
This site has relaunched again
Thumbs up to Janis
Haiku # 5228, December 5, 2000 2:32 pm ET
by Monster
Forgive my absence
While I nurse my wounded pride
And drown my sorrows
Haiku # 5227, December 5, 2000 2:22 pm ET
by Monster
Mind your manners eh
I'll pop a cap in your ass
Execution style
Haiku # 5226, December 5, 2000 2:16 pm ET
by Monster
Let's form a faction
Called the Nation of Boozers
And hit the sauce hard
Haiku # 5225, December 5, 2000 2:13 pm ET
by Monster
Share the fun you say
What's fun about fizzy drinks
Without alcohol
Haiku # 5224, December 5, 2000 2:09 pm ET
by Monster
Looks like it's working
Bad Haiku is back, baby
Let's make poetry.
Haiku # 5223, December 5, 2000 11:49 am ET
by Aaron
test2
Haiku # 5222, December 5, 2000 11:35 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
test1
Haiku # 5221, December 5, 2000 11:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Macromedia
The worst software company
In the whole world
Haiku # 5220, December 5, 2000 11:28 am ET
by Janis
On the server now
Nothing seems very broken
Not yet, anyway
Haiku # 5214, December 4, 2000 11:17 pm ET
by Janis
Let's see if we can
get this working tonight, eh
I want to go home.
Haiku # 5213, December 4, 2000 11:08 pm ET
by A tester friend
I scream it aloud:
What the fuck is that error
Undocumented
Haiku # 5212, December 4, 2000 11:05 pm ET
by Janis
Smooth telnet session
Command line variables
Beyond my control
Haiku # 5210, December 4, 2000 10:55 pm ET
by Janis
Laugh all you want to
Let go of the valve pussy
Feel the air breathing
Haiku # 5209, December 4, 2000 10:53 pm ET
by Janis
The forked database
Would crash unstable programs
Microsoft asleep
Haiku # 5205, December 4, 2000 10:46 pm ET
by Janis of Santa Monica
asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf
asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf
asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf
Haiku # 5204, December 4, 2000 10:15 pm ET
by asdf of asdf
a nice cup of tea
a bex and a good lie down
put on the billy
Haiku # 5199, December 3, 2000 3:43 pm ET
by ash
lost in cyberspace
bad haiku is outta site
come back soon, y'hear
Haiku # 5198, December 3, 2000 3:40 pm ET
by ash
testtesttesttesttest
testtesttesttesttesttesttest
testtesttesttesttest
Haiku # 5197, December 2, 2000 5:52 pm ET
by test of test, TE
testtesttesttesttest
testtesttesttesttesttesttest
testtesttesttesttest
Haiku # 5196, December 2, 2000 5:52 pm ET
by test
In the mist we see
The everlasting opaque
To flee is futile
Haiku # 5195, December 2, 2000 10:38 am ET
by Drake
ash if you live
why would you spend your time here
now i pity you
Haiku # 5194, December 2, 2000 10:31 am ET
by Drake
ash if you live
why would you spend your time here
now i pity you
Haiku # 5193, December 2, 2000 10:31 am ET
by Drake
living with the past
i couldn't share her present
excelling elsewhere
Haiku # 5192, December 2, 2000 12:27 am ET
by ash
ash what did you do?
has your "antipodean arse"
Bushwhacked bad haiku?

Haiku # 5191, December 1, 2000 9:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
test
Haiku # 5190, December 1, 2000 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
test
Haiku # 5189, December 1, 2000 3:22 pm ET
by Janis
living with the past
i can't accept her present
beyond excellence
Haiku # 5188, November 30, 2000 9:51 pm ET
by ash
living with the past
i couldn't read her present
beyond excellence
Haiku # 5187, November 30, 2000 9:34 pm ET
by ash
In the Midst of Night
Darkness Rules, Plaguing deamons
Unsure fate at dawn
Haiku # 5186, November 30, 2000 6:11 pm ET
by david taylor
i guess it was right
that these are bad
very bad haikus
Haiku # 5185, November 30, 2000 5:17 pm ET
by drake
vibrating pagers
placed deep into my pockets
number on speed dial
Haiku # 5184, November 30, 2000 4:36 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
vibrating pagers
placed deep into my pockets
number on speed dial
Haiku # 5183, November 30, 2000 4:35 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
texas taxes as
janis trips above the beach
fly high icarus
Haiku # 5182, November 30, 2000 10:53 am ET
by submit2haiku
immense thunderclap
car alarms scream in panic
daylight disappears
Haiku # 5181, November 30, 2000 3:07 am ET
by ash
Too blue for the moon
The castle-white wall reflects
All in blue. Me?
Haiku # 5180, November 30, 2000 1:48 am ET
by Totsu
Texas Vacation
Experiment with ones mind
On the sunny beach
Haiku # 5179, November 29, 2000 4:25 pm ET
by janis
Soma oh Soma
You have such an aroma
Potstickers are good

About the women
So, if you get drunk enough
They leave you alone
Haiku # 5178, November 29, 2000 12:09 pm ET
by T-boner of Mickeyland,CA
soma bonfire-phile
may you summon a master
you jerk off wildly
Haiku # 5177, November 29, 2000 3:37 am ET
by ash
voting for losers
somewhat appropriately
neither really wins
Haiku # 5176, November 29, 2000 3:32 am ET
by ash
level playing field
my antipodean arse
we'll all be bushwacked
Haiku # 5175, November 29, 2000 3:23 am ET
by ash
Did you hear the news?
Chad is pregnant! Is that good?
How do we read it?
Haiku # 5174, November 27, 2000 7:24 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
presidents scuffle
like maniac four-year-olds
don't bite his leg, now!
Haiku # 5173, November 27, 2000 6:18 pm ET
by sheena@wearyofpolitics
on religion posts:

the divine's present
the question is just whether
you acknowledge it
Haiku # 5172, November 27, 2000 6:14 pm ET
by sheena
T-boner is right
his best advice on women:
just duck and cover
Haiku # 5171, November 27, 2000 8:09 am ET
by soma of notatworktoday
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