this site is on drugs
why, just look down there below
it's been dropping e's

whip it good , janis
my gas is as good as yours
the crme de la crme

I look to my right:
It's, "The gum that tastes like soap"
And a gold scepter.

conceptual love
fetish of commodities,
all things are on sale

i am not a thing
i'll die before selling out
Pepsi sure beats Coke

I represent me
being representation,
im essentailized

i cant believe me
in love with zeros and ones
it transcends the real

Friends in Toronto
I miss them so very much
I will be home soon

walking on poo poo
goodness gracious my oh me
thine smile makes me cry

Welcome to my house
smack that bitch up, dig
The whore of amor

Oh Now I see it
If I write this long enough
The line will cut words

Vivid imagery
Reconstruction is complete
One fine Thanksgiving

Psychic connection
Anaesthetics in balloons
Fine relaxation

caught your breath, janis
volatile anaesthetics
inspirational

Oh leave me to my
Multi subobject mapping
Tis all I have left

visual insult
jellied orb beyond repair
come on down glass eye

blink or bullet
there's no hole in the eyelid
must be the bullet

cap him in the eye
if he's kneeling he might live
sinus yes brain no

A word to the wise
Don't fuck with my computer
I know where you live

It occurred to me
This site has relaunched again
Thumbs up to Janis

Forgive my absence
While I nurse my wounded pride
And drown my sorrows

Mind your manners eh
I'll pop a cap in your ass
Execution style

Let's form a faction
Called the Nation of Boozers
And hit the sauce hard

Share the fun you say
What's fun about fizzy drinks
Without alcohol

Looks like it's working
Bad Haiku is back, baby
Let's make poetry.

test2

test1

Macromedia
The worst software company
In the whole world

On the server now
Nothing seems very broken
Not yet, anyway

Let's see if we can
get this working tonight, eh
I want to go home.

I scream it aloud:
What the fuck is that error
Undocumented

Smooth telnet session
Command line variables
Beyond my control

Laugh all you want to
Let go of the valve pussy
Feel the air breathing

The forked database
Would crash unstable programs
Microsoft asleep

asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf
asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf
asdf asdf asdf asdf asdf

a nice cup of tea
a bex and a good lie down
put on the billy

lost in cyberspace
bad haiku is outta site
come back soon, y'hear

testtesttesttesttest
testtesttesttesttesttesttest
testtesttesttesttest

testtesttesttesttest
testtesttesttesttesttesttest
testtesttesttesttest

In the mist we see
The everlasting opaque
To flee is futile

ash if you live
why would you spend your time here
now i pity you

ash if you live
why would you spend your time here
now i pity you

living with the past
i couldn't share her present
excelling elsewhere

ash what did you do?
has your "antipodean arse"
Bushwhacked bad haiku?

test

test

living with the past
i can't accept her present
beyond excellence

living with the past
i couldn't read her present
beyond excellence

In the Midst of Night
Darkness Rules, Plaguing deamons
Unsure fate at dawn

i guess it was right
that these are bad
very bad haikus

vibrating pagers
placed deep into my pockets
number on speed dial