Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 66 Days and 77464 Haiku later...

Went down to the park
To watch the intense full moon
Rise over Birchgrove
Haiku # 5285, December 12, 2000 6:55 pm ET
by Monster
Winter hit us hard
But who are we to complain
This is Canada
Haiku # 5284, December 12, 2000 8:56 am ET
by Rob Mussat of St.Catharines, ON
Jan has made some change,
Searches are now more complete,
life is wonderful.
Haiku # 5283, December 12, 2000 6:04 am ET
by Rick Curley, nyuck-nyuck-nyuck of Cleveland, OH
how is it to be ?
seventeen syllables long
but five seven five
Haiku # 5282, December 12, 2000 5:59 am ET
by ash
What is a Haiku?
Must it *always* be of seventeen
syllables?
Haiku # 5281, December 12, 2000 4:38 am ET
by sonatine
hillside silhouette
distant rumble of thunder
hot still summer air
Haiku # 5280, December 12, 2000 3:31 am ET
by ash
Please no seppuku
A vice is more productive
And more localized
Haiku # 5279, December 12, 2000 2:38 am ET
by Janis
tree holds onto leaves
dropping only few until
car parked in driveway
Haiku # 5278, December 11, 2000 8:09 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
what is in a name?
well, if your name is Richard
that would be a dick
Haiku # 5277, December 11, 2000 8:03 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Sorry for absence
but i have a mean father
who grounds me a lot
Haiku # 5276, December 11, 2000 5:26 pm ET
by Drake
season of king tides
water level way way low
marine life abounds
Haiku # 5275, December 11, 2000 3:36 pm ET
by ash
Give Dave a shoooouuuut
so we can meet at the pub
for some Xmas cheer
Haiku # 5274, December 11, 2000 12:26 pm ET
by Monty Hall of Venice
happy happy holidays
snow is falling (not here)
how 'bout some eggnog (spiked)
Haiku # 5273, December 11, 2000 11:43 am ET
by etana of LA, CA
talking about bear
or something a bit bigger
the tears confuse me
Haiku # 5272, December 11, 2000 11:26 am ET
by alien2 of venice
It's time to stop me
Before I'm out of control
This horror must stop.
Haiku # 5271, December 11, 2000 10:16 am ET
by Jason
I don't really know
Why I started this haiku
Shouldn't have started

What once was so bad
Becomes very very bad
Haiku so so sad
Haiku # 5270, December 11, 2000 10:16 am ET
by Jason
Gotta perdy mouth
Or so the saying goes
From Deliverance

Which I haven't seen
But I have seen Deer Hunter
Which is not the same
Haiku # 5269, December 11, 2000 10:15 am ET
by Jason
Friday sounds perfect
Friendly Canadian drunks
Should give me a call
Haiku # 5268, December 11, 2000 12:38 am ET
by Janis
reincarnation
bad haiku rises again
poetic justice
Haiku # 5267, December 10, 2000 8:09 pm ET
by ash
one last bad haiku
before I do sepuku
I'm way overdue
Haiku # 5266, December 10, 2000 4:24 pm ET
by basho-matique
How aboooot Friday
drinks with some fellow Canucks
at the local pub
Haiku # 5265, December 10, 2000 4:01 pm ET
by Monty Hall of Venice
a badly battered
chicken drumstick lies alone
on a greasy plate
Haiku # 5264, December 10, 2000 7:32 am ET
by mount madonna mama
a badly battered
wreath of seaweed slammed again
on the winter beach
Haiku # 5263, December 9, 2000 4:12 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
The changes are few
The submit form is larger
Short is for losers

The main page also
Displays the top 100
Instead of 30
Haiku # 5262, December 9, 2000 12:38 pm ET
by Janis
North Padre Island
A naturrific mecca
With Coffeemate flames.
Haiku # 5261, December 9, 2000 12:32 pm ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
Attention Poets:
Please visit the searching page
It's all working now
Haiku # 5260, December 9, 2000 12:09 pm ET
by Janis
spare us the details
you've made a wicked mess so
kneel down and beg son
Haiku # 5259, December 9, 2000 10:31 am ET
by basho-matique of possibly
should not have entered
but having pressed the button
blankly submitted
Haiku # 5258, December 9, 2000 2:54 am ET
by ash
Haiku # 5257, December 9, 2000 2:51 am ET
by ash
cold blue cylinder
matching my cyanosis
wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh
Haiku # 5256, December 9, 2000 2:50 am ET
by ash
Thanks alot Kimster
The bad recommendation
Was really quite good
Haiku # 5253, December 8, 2000 3:38 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
O there is no shame
A love for the binary
Is noble indeed
Haiku # 5252, December 8, 2000 11:39 am ET
by Janis
Paraphernalia:
Perhaps homage should put the
Old mouth to the valve.
Haiku # 5251, December 8, 2000 11:35 am ET
by Janis
I'm hungry for some
french accents. Please give me a
soufl
Haiku # 5250, December 8, 2000 10:19 am ET
by Aaron
initiates smile
the message is obvious
creamed cheshire cheesy
Haiku # 5249, December 7, 2000 10:25 pm ET
by ash
and why let it go
once i get a hold on it
Hmmm the mind races
Haiku # 5248, December 7, 2000 9:02 pm ET
by homage
cannot laugh again
janis, until I know what
a "valve pussy" is
Haiku # 5247, December 7, 2000 9:00 pm ET
by homage
this site is on drugs
why, just look down there below
it's been dropping e's
Haiku # 5246, December 7, 2000 7:54 pm ET
by ash
whip it good , janis
my gas is as good as yours
the crme de la crme
Haiku # 5245, December 7, 2000 7:53 pm ET
by ash
I look to my right:
It's, "The gum that tastes like soap"
And a gold scepter.
Haiku # 5244, December 7, 2000 7:39 pm ET
by Janis
conceptual love
fetish of commodities,
all things are on sale

i am not a thing
i'll die before selling out
Pepsi sure beats Coke
Haiku # 5243, December 7, 2000 2:55 pm ET
by soma of communistcalifornia
I represent me
being representation,
im essentailized

i cant believe me
in love with zeros and ones
it transcends the real
Haiku # 5242, December 7, 2000 2:48 pm ET
by soma of palyingwithit
Friends in Toronto
I miss them so very much
I will be home soon
Haiku # 5241, December 7, 2000 2:28 pm ET
by Janis
walking on poo poo
goodness gracious my oh me
thine smile makes me cry
Haiku # 5240, December 7, 2000 8:28 am ET
by alien
Haiku # 5239, December 7, 2000 8:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Welcome to my house
smack that bitch up, dig
The whore of amor
Haiku # 5238, December 7, 2000 8:06 am ET
by Cornelia
Oh Now I see it
If I write this long enough
The line will cut words
Haiku # 5237, December 6, 2000 8:49 pm ET
by Steg of NY
Vivid imagery
Reconstruction is complete
One fine Thanksgiving
Haiku # 5236, December 6, 2000 6:42 pm ET
by Janis
Psychic connection
Anaesthetics in balloons
Fine relaxation
Haiku # 5235, December 6, 2000 5:04 pm ET
by Janis
caught your breath, janis
volatile anaesthetics
inspirational
Haiku # 5234, December 6, 2000 4:42 pm ET
by ash
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