Went down to the park
To watch the intense full moon
Rise over Birchgrove

Winter hit us hard
But who are we to complain
This is Canada

Jan has made some change,
Searches are now more complete,
life is wonderful.

how is it to be ?
seventeen syllables long
but five seven five

What is a Haiku?
Must it *always* be of seventeen
syllables?

hillside silhouette
distant rumble of thunder
hot still summer air

Please no seppuku
A vice is more productive
And more localized

tree holds onto leaves
dropping only few until
car parked in driveway

what is in a name?
well, if your name is Richard
that would be a dick

Sorry for absence
but i have a mean father
who grounds me a lot

season of king tides
water level way way low
marine life abounds

Give Dave a shoooouuuut
so we can meet at the pub
for some Xmas cheer

happy happy holidays
snow is falling (not here)
how 'bout some eggnog (spiked)

talking about bear
or something a bit bigger
the tears confuse me

It's time to stop me
Before I'm out of control
This horror must stop.

I don't really know
Why I started this haiku
Shouldn't have started

What once was so bad
Becomes very very bad
Haiku so so sad

Gotta perdy mouth
Or so the saying goes
From Deliverance

Which I haven't seen
But I have seen Deer Hunter
Which is not the same

Friday sounds perfect
Friendly Canadian drunks
Should give me a call

reincarnation
bad haiku rises again
poetic justice

one last bad haiku
before I do sepuku
I'm way overdue

How aboooot Friday
drinks with some fellow Canucks
at the local pub

a badly battered
chicken drumstick lies alone
on a greasy plate

a badly battered
wreath of seaweed slammed again
on the winter beach

The changes are few
The submit form is larger
Short is for losers

The main page also
Displays the top 100
Instead of 30

North Padre Island
A naturrific mecca
With Coffeemate flames.

Attention Poets:
Please visit the searching page
It's all working now

spare us the details
you've made a wicked mess so
kneel down and beg son

should not have entered
but having pressed the button
blankly submitted

cold blue cylinder
matching my cyanosis
wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh

Thanks alot Kimster
The bad recommendation
Was really quite good

O there is no shame
A love for the binary
Is noble indeed

Paraphernalia:
Perhaps homage should put the
Old mouth to the valve.

I'm hungry for some
french accents. Please give me a
soufl

initiates smile
the message is obvious
creamed cheshire cheesy

and why let it go
once i get a hold on it
Hmmm the mind races

cannot laugh again
janis, until I know what
a "valve pussy" is

this site is on drugs
why, just look down there below
it's been dropping e's

whip it good , janis
my gas is as good as yours
the crme de la crme

I look to my right:
It's, "The gum that tastes like soap"
And a gold scepter.

conceptual love
fetish of commodities,
all things are on sale

i am not a thing
i'll die before selling out
Pepsi sure beats Coke

I represent me
being representation,
im essentailized

i cant believe me
in love with zeros and ones
it transcends the real

Friends in Toronto
I miss them so very much
I will be home soon

walking on poo poo
goodness gracious my oh me
thine smile makes me cry

Welcome to my house
smack that bitch up, dig
The whore of amor

Oh Now I see it
If I write this long enough
The line will cut words

Vivid imagery
Reconstruction is complete
One fine Thanksgiving

Psychic connection
Anaesthetics in balloons
Fine relaxation

caught your breath, janis
volatile anaesthetics
inspirational