How aboooot Friday
drinks with some fellow Canucks
at the local pub

a badly battered
chicken drumstick lies alone
on a greasy plate

a badly battered
wreath of seaweed slammed again
on the winter beach

The changes are few
The submit form is larger
Short is for losers

The main page also
Displays the top 100
Instead of 30

North Padre Island
A naturrific mecca
With Coffeemate flames.

Attention Poets:
Please visit the searching page
It's all working now

spare us the details
you've made a wicked mess so
kneel down and beg son

should not have entered
but having pressed the button
blankly submitted

cold blue cylinder
matching my cyanosis
wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh

Thanks alot Kimster
The bad recommendation
Was really quite good

O there is no shame
A love for the binary
Is noble indeed

Paraphernalia:
Perhaps homage should put the
Old mouth to the valve.

I'm hungry for some
french accents. Please give me a
soufl

initiates smile
the message is obvious
creamed cheshire cheesy

and why let it go
once i get a hold on it
Hmmm the mind races

cannot laugh again
janis, until I know what
a "valve pussy" is

this site is on drugs
why, just look down there below
it's been dropping e's

whip it good , janis
my gas is as good as yours
the crme de la crme

I look to my right:
It's, "The gum that tastes like soap"
And a gold scepter.

conceptual love
fetish of commodities,
all things are on sale

i am not a thing
i'll die before selling out
Pepsi sure beats Coke

I represent me
being representation,
im essentailized

i cant believe me
in love with zeros and ones
it transcends the real

Friends in Toronto
I miss them so very much
I will be home soon

walking on poo poo
goodness gracious my oh me
thine smile makes me cry

Welcome to my house
smack that bitch up, dig
The whore of amor

Oh Now I see it
If I write this long enough
The line will cut words

Vivid imagery
Reconstruction is complete
One fine Thanksgiving

Psychic connection
Anaesthetics in balloons
Fine relaxation

caught your breath, janis
volatile anaesthetics
inspirational

Oh leave me to my
Multi subobject mapping
Tis all I have left

visual insult
jellied orb beyond repair
come on down glass eye

blink or bullet
there's no hole in the eyelid
must be the bullet

cap him in the eye
if he's kneeling he might live
sinus yes brain no

A word to the wise
Don't fuck with my computer
I know where you live

It occurred to me
This site has relaunched again
Thumbs up to Janis

Forgive my absence
While I nurse my wounded pride
And drown my sorrows

Mind your manners eh
I'll pop a cap in your ass
Execution style

Let's form a faction
Called the Nation of Boozers
And hit the sauce hard

Share the fun you say
What's fun about fizzy drinks
Without alcohol

Looks like it's working
Bad Haiku is back, baby
Let's make poetry.

test2

test1

Macromedia
The worst software company
In the whole world

On the server now
Nothing seems very broken
Not yet, anyway

Let's see if we can
get this working tonight, eh
I want to go home.

I scream it aloud:
What the fuck is that error
Undocumented

Smooth telnet session
Command line variables
Beyond my control

Laugh all you want to
Let go of the valve pussy
Feel the air breathing

The forked database
Would crash unstable programs
Microsoft asleep