Give Dave a shoooouuuut
so we can meet at the pub
for some Xmas cheer
by Monty Hall of Venice
happy happy holidays
snow is falling (not here)
how 'bout some eggnog (spiked)
by etana of LA, CA
talking about bear
or something a bit bigger
the tears confuse me
by alien2 of venice
It's time to stop me
Before I'm out of control
This horror must stop.
by Jason
I don't really know
Why I started this haiku
Shouldn't have started
What once was so bad
Becomes very very bad
Haiku so so sad
by Jason
Gotta perdy mouth
Or so the saying goes
From Deliverance
Which I haven't seen
But I have seen Deer Hunter
Which is not the same
by Jason
Friday sounds perfect
Friendly Canadian drunks
Should give me a call
by Janis
reincarnation
bad haiku rises again
poetic justice
by ash
one last bad haiku
before I do sepuku
I'm way overdue
by basho-matique
How aboooot Friday
drinks with some fellow Canucks
at the local pub
by Monty Hall of Venice
a badly battered
chicken drumstick lies alone
on a greasy plate
by mount madonna mama
a badly battered
wreath of seaweed slammed again
on the winter beach
by mount madonna mama
The changes are few
The submit form is larger
Short is for losers
The main page also
Displays the top 100
Instead of 30
by Janis
North Padre Island
A naturrific mecca
With Coffeemate flames.
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
Attention Poets:
Please visit the
searching page
It's all working now
by Janis
spare us the details
you've made a wicked mess so
kneel down and beg son
by basho-matique of possibly
should not have entered
but having pressed the button
blankly submitted
by ash
cold blue cylinder
matching my cyanosis
wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh
by ash
Thanks alot Kimster
The bad recommendation
Was really quite good
by Anonymous Poet
O there is no shame
A love for the binary
Is noble indeed
by Janis
Paraphernalia:
Perhaps homage should put the
Old mouth to the valve.
by Janis
I'm hungry for some
french accents. Please give me a
soufl
by Aaron
initiates smile
the message is obvious
creamed cheshire cheesy
by ash
and why let it go
once i get a hold on it
Hmmm the mind races
by homage
cannot laugh again
janis, until I know what
a "valve pussy" is
by homage
this site is on drugs
why, just look down there below
it's been dropping e's
by ash
whip it good , janis
my gas is as good as yours
the crme de la crme
by ash
I look to my right:
It's, "The gum that tastes like soap"
And a gold scepter.
by Janis
conceptual love
fetish of commodities,
all things are on sale
i am not a thing
i'll die before selling out
Pepsi sure beats Coke
by soma of communistcalifornia
I represent me
being representation,
im essentailized
i cant believe me
in love with zeros and ones
it transcends the real
by soma of palyingwithit
Friends in Toronto
I miss them so very much
I will be home soon
by Janis
walking on poo poo
goodness gracious my oh me
thine smile makes me cry
by alien
Welcome to my house
smack that bitch up, dig
The whore of amor
by Cornelia
Oh Now I see it
If I write this long enough
The line will cut words
by Steg of NY
Vivid imagery
Reconstruction is complete
One fine
Thanksgivingby Janis
Psychic connection
Anaesthetics in balloons
Fine relaxation
by Janis
caught your breath, janis
volatile anaesthetics
inspirational
by ash
Oh leave me to my
Multi subobject mapping
Tis all I have left
by Janis
visual insult
jellied orb beyond repair
come on down glass eye
by mount madonna mama
blink or bullet
there's no hole in the eyelid
must be the bullet
by mount madonna mama
cap him in the eye
if he's kneeling he might live
sinus yes brain no
by mount madonna mama
A word to the wise
Don't fuck with my computer
I know where you live
by Anonymous Poet
It occurred to me
This site has relaunched again
Thumbs up to Janis
by Monster
Forgive my absence
While I nurse my wounded pride
And drown my sorrows
by Monster
Mind your manners eh
I'll pop a cap in your ass
Execution style
by Monster
Let's form a faction
Called the Nation of Boozers
And hit the sauce hard
by Monster
Share the fun you say
What's fun about fizzy drinks
Without alcohol
by Monster
Looks like it's working
Bad Haiku is back, baby
Let's make poetry.
by Aaron
