Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Brown is the new black
Which makes black the old yellow
Oh look, my modem
Haiku # 5354, December 21, 2000 11:59 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Local radio
Microphones too close to mouths
Spongey beard scratches
Haiku # 5353, December 21, 2000 11:57 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
paroled from texas
pastilence-elect. Save your
electricity
Haiku # 5352, December 21, 2000 8:15 am ET
by quasimodo
submit no haiku?
submit too, any hand will do.
submit to HAIK! -oooo
Haiku # 5351, December 21, 2000 8:10 am ET
by north of ukiah-haiku


Have I spel t act

How did I act it all out

the whole idea of ME
Haiku # 5350, December 21, 2000 5:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

Punk at Sotherbys
Vivienne and McLaren
this ain't anarchy
Haiku # 5349, December 21, 2000 5:12 am ET
by mellie of near the Coral Sea
ryan is the best
i love his dog jasminian
he likes grenada.
Haiku # 5348, December 21, 2000 1:54 am ET
by i'm sorry ryan ericson of ryan's favorite place
anonymous, huh?
i guess cat got you now, huh?
ryan knows nothing.
Haiku # 5347, December 21, 2000 1:51 am ET
by jenn fuckin krantz of spain, france
Haiku # 5346, December 21, 2000 1:49 am ET
by jenn f
I love my friend jenn,
Her dog sasha is awesome,
she drives a focus
Haiku # 5345, December 21, 2000 1:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sasha is my dog
i love her so very much
and so does the world
Haiku # 5344, December 21, 2000 1:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 5343, December 21, 2000 1:41 am ET
by jenn fuckin krantz
Better is a state,
Anthro is a prescribed art,
Welcome to your self
Haiku # 5342, December 21, 2000 1:41 am ET
by sea dog of some island in the south pacific
I cant stand anthro
If someone would help me soon
I would be better.
Haiku # 5341, December 21, 2000 1:38 am ET
by jenn krantz of paris, france
Anthropology,
Existence precedes essence,
I transcend theory
Haiku # 5340, December 21, 2000 1:33 am ET
by sea dog of some island in the south pacific
if anarchy rules
then it isn't anarchy
it's some other thing
Haiku # 5339, December 20, 2000 10:19 pm ET
by ash
don't recount that you
can really not REcount what
was uncounted first.
Haiku # 5338, December 20, 2000 9:08 pm ET
by quasimodo
I still remember
you I don't know til you do
tell me I should hear
Haiku # 5337, December 20, 2000 8:55 pm ET
by matuseksquared
not on your page, babes
my heart cum flows; oh you bet
and not on your ass.
Haiku # 5336, December 20, 2000 8:51 pm ET
by tobabes
storm, no sky above,
blind sleet seems no earth at all,
still the snowflakes fall.
Haiku # 5335, December 20, 2000 8:44 pm ET
by trencher-rephrase
cowboy who never
saw a cow, makes voters mad,
"let them have a cow."
Haiku # 5334, December 20, 2000 8:39 pm ET
by unconceding
the wyght wyght wyghts the
wyght wyght's wyghted wyght, her wyght
NEAR Eros tonight
Haiku # 5333, December 20, 2000 8:27 pm ET
by Brett
don't recount that you
can't really REcount that which
wasn't counted once
Haiku # 5332, December 20, 2000 8:21 pm ET
by quasimodo
janis, sympathies
'puters are just so wicked
evil incarnate

perverse and mulish
yet even as we howl
rage at stubbornness

we mourn their passing
eulogizing them fitly-
"fuck it died agaaAIiiiinn!"
Haiku # 5331, December 20, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by sheena
ash, why do you care
if democracy crumbles?
you'd like anarchy
Haiku # 5330, December 20, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by sheena
sniffle snif ah-CHOO!
all i've been doing except
punctuating coughs
Haiku # 5329, December 20, 2000 4:19 pm ET
by sheena
So bleak the winter
The city by the canal
Cheer up younger bro'
Haiku # 5328, December 20, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by Janis
it never does stop
killing us all in the end
time's not on my side
Haiku # 5327, December 19, 2000 9:47 pm ET
by micah of port colborne
annoying neighbors
all day long, the pounding bass
those fish abusers
Haiku # 5326, December 19, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
I stare at the screen
A glossing over of eyes
The blue screen of death
Haiku # 5325, December 19, 2000 2:46 pm ET
by Janis
Making a new game
Seems like it would be so fun
Mostly confusion
Haiku # 5324, December 18, 2000 9:05 pm ET
by Janis
you should see this site
but be warned about the risks :
you may die laughing

http://www.total.net/~fishnet/
Haiku # 5323, December 18, 2000 4:09 pm ET
by ash
yes i can spell tact
but as i rarely use it
what does it matter ?
Haiku # 5322, December 18, 2000 4:06 pm ET
by ash
ash learned how to spell
think what this means for haiku
no limitations

unbounded syntax
in a world constrained by words
but can he spell tact?
Haiku # 5321, December 18, 2000 10:58 am ET
by soma of onthedefense
Who let the Dogs Out? Woof, Woof
woof woof-woof, who let the dogs out,
they wailed.
Haiku # 5320, December 18, 2000 10:08 am ET
by sonatine
An ode to Tivo:

Sony component
Learn my TV preferences
Record me some Cops
Haiku # 5319, December 17, 2000 11:46 am ET
by Janis
i may well be weird
but at least i can spell it
and the word "loser"
Haiku # 5318, December 17, 2000 2:23 am ET
by ash
you people are wierd
all speaking drunken english
'bad' doesn't mean 'dumb'

nor does it imply
abandoning sanity.
seek mental health now
Haiku # 5317, December 16, 2000 2:06 pm ET
by soma of ontherampage
I simply can't wait
Four years of President Bush
Watch country crumble
Haiku # 5316, December 15, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by Janis
after pregnant pause
america has produced
abortive results
Haiku # 5315, December 15, 2000 5:04 am ET
by ash
i don't like going
i quite like hanging around
procrastinating

i do like coming
i quite like taking my time
not masturbating
Haiku # 5314, December 15, 2000 4:59 am ET
by ash
sexing is the best
humping is even better
roar roar roar roar roar
Haiku # 5313, December 14, 2000 9:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you are dead tonight
killing we should go at night
blood blood we like blood
Haiku # 5312, December 14, 2000 9:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Frozen mountain tops
Someone went up to smoke weed
He died onthe top.
Haiku # 5311, December 14, 2000 8:59 pm ET
by Terence Wong
Frozen mountain tops
Somene went up to smoke weed
He died onthe top.
Haiku # 5310, December 14, 2000 8:58 pm ET
by Terence Wong
she is destruction
an ill wind that carries plague
and the stench of death
Haiku # 5309, December 14, 2000 5:40 pm ET
by sheena
strange reflections move
in the mirrored corridors
in the silvered dark
Haiku # 5308, December 14, 2000 5:39 pm ET
by sheena
tears are a weakness
i should never have shown her
my cold enemy

still they spilled like fire
irrepressibly liquid
dark with fury, fear
Haiku # 5307, December 14, 2000 5:38 pm ET
by sheena@school'semptycomputerlab
impassive, resigned
satisfied, closed off, locked up
her face is a wall

can i, should i be
as she is -- do i want to?
i don't know, don't know

too easily read
is wide open to heartbreak
humiliation
Haiku # 5306, December 14, 2000 5:36 pm ET
by sheena@school'semptycomputerlab
Sexuality radiates
Oh, the joys of green
My eyes, their envy
Haiku # 5305, December 14, 2000 4:33 pm ET
by Suz-E-Q
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