Brown is the new black
Which makes black the old yellow
Oh look, my modem

Local radio
Microphones too close to mouths
Spongey beard scratches

paroled from texas
pastilence-elect. Save your
electricity

submit no haiku?
submit too, any hand will do.
submit to HAIK! -oooo

Have I spel t act

How did I act it all out

the whole idea of ME

Punk at Sotherbys
Vivienne and McLaren
this ain't anarchy

ryan is the best
i love his dog jasminian
he likes grenada.

anonymous, huh?
i guess cat got you now, huh?
ryan knows nothing.

I love my friend jenn,
Her dog sasha is awesome,
she drives a focus

sasha is my dog
i love her so very much
and so does the world

Better is a state,
Anthro is a prescribed art,
Welcome to your self

I cant stand anthro
If someone would help me soon
I would be better.

Anthropology,
Existence precedes essence,
I transcend theory

if anarchy rules
then it isn't anarchy
it's some other thing

don't recount that you
can really not REcount what
was uncounted first.

I still remember
you I don't know til you do
tell me I should hear

not on your page, babes
my heart cum flows; oh you bet
and not on your ass.

storm, no sky above,
blind sleet seems no earth at all,
still the snowflakes fall.

cowboy who never
saw a cow, makes voters mad,
"let them have a cow."

the wyght wyght wyghts the
wyght wyght's wyghted wyght, her wyght
NEAR Eros tonight

don't recount that you
can't really REcount that which
wasn't counted once

janis, sympathies
'puters are just so wicked
evil incarnate

perverse and mulish
yet even as we howl
rage at stubbornness

we mourn their passing
eulogizing them fitly-
"fuck it died agaaAIiiiinn!"

ash, why do you care
if democracy crumbles?
you'd like anarchy

sniffle snif ah-CHOO!
all i've been doing except
punctuating coughs

So bleak the winter
The city by the canal
Cheer up younger bro'

it never does stop
killing us all in the end
time's not on my side

annoying neighbors
all day long, the pounding bass
those fish abusers

I stare at the screen
A glossing over of eyes
The blue screen of death

Making a new game
Seems like it would be so fun
Mostly confusion

you should see this site
but be warned about the risks :
you may die laughing

http://www.total.net/~fishnet/

yes i can spell tact
but as i rarely use it
what does it matter ?

ash learned how to spell
think what this means for haiku
no limitations

unbounded syntax
in a world constrained by words
but can he spell tact?

Who let the Dogs Out? Woof, Woof
woof woof-woof, who let the dogs out,
they wailed.

An ode to Tivo:

Sony component
Learn my TV preferences
Record me some Cops

i may well be weird
but at least i can spell it
and the word "loser"

you people are wierd
all speaking drunken english
'bad' doesn't mean 'dumb'

nor does it imply
abandoning sanity.
seek mental health now

I simply can't wait
Four years of President Bush
Watch country crumble

after pregnant pause
america has produced
abortive results

i don't like going
i quite like hanging around
procrastinating

i do like coming
i quite like taking my time
not masturbating

sexing is the best
humping is even better
roar roar roar roar roar

you are dead tonight
killing we should go at night
blood blood we like blood

Frozen mountain tops
Someone went up to smoke weed
He died onthe top.

Frozen mountain tops
Somene went up to smoke weed
He died onthe top.

she is destruction
an ill wind that carries plague
and the stench of death

strange reflections move
in the mirrored corridors
in the silvered dark

tears are a weakness
i should never have shown her
my cold enemy

still they spilled like fire
irrepressibly liquid
dark with fury, fear

impassive, resigned
satisfied, closed off, locked up
her face is a wall

can i, should i be
as she is -- do i want to?
i don't know, don't know

too easily read
is wide open to heartbreak
humiliation

Sexuality radiates
Oh, the joys of green
My eyes, their envy