Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

ash learned how to spell
think what this means for haiku
no limitations

unbounded syntax
in a world constrained by words
but can he spell tact?
Haiku # 5321, December 18, 2000 10:58 am ET
by soma of onthedefense
Who let the Dogs Out? Woof, Woof
woof woof-woof, who let the dogs out,
they wailed.
Haiku # 5320, December 18, 2000 10:08 am ET
by sonatine
An ode to Tivo:

Sony component
Learn my TV preferences
Record me some Cops
Haiku # 5319, December 17, 2000 11:46 am ET
by Janis
i may well be weird
but at least i can spell it
and the word "loser"
Haiku # 5318, December 17, 2000 2:23 am ET
by ash
you people are wierd
all speaking drunken english
'bad' doesn't mean 'dumb'

nor does it imply
abandoning sanity.
seek mental health now
Haiku # 5317, December 16, 2000 2:06 pm ET
by soma of ontherampage
I simply can't wait
Four years of President Bush
Watch country crumble
Haiku # 5316, December 15, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by Janis
after pregnant pause
america has produced
abortive results
Haiku # 5315, December 15, 2000 5:04 am ET
by ash
i don't like going
i quite like hanging around
procrastinating

i do like coming
i quite like taking my time
not masturbating
Haiku # 5314, December 15, 2000 4:59 am ET
by ash
sexing is the best
humping is even better
roar roar roar roar roar
Haiku # 5313, December 14, 2000 9:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you are dead tonight
killing we should go at night
blood blood we like blood
Haiku # 5312, December 14, 2000 9:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Frozen mountain tops
Someone went up to smoke weed
He died onthe top.
Haiku # 5311, December 14, 2000 8:59 pm ET
by Terence Wong
Frozen mountain tops
Somene went up to smoke weed
He died onthe top.
Haiku # 5310, December 14, 2000 8:58 pm ET
by Terence Wong
she is destruction
an ill wind that carries plague
and the stench of death
Haiku # 5309, December 14, 2000 5:40 pm ET
by sheena
strange reflections move
in the mirrored corridors
in the silvered dark
Haiku # 5308, December 14, 2000 5:39 pm ET
by sheena
tears are a weakness
i should never have shown her
my cold enemy

still they spilled like fire
irrepressibly liquid
dark with fury, fear
Haiku # 5307, December 14, 2000 5:38 pm ET
by sheena@school'semptycomputerlab
impassive, resigned
satisfied, closed off, locked up
her face is a wall

can i, should i be
as she is -- do i want to?
i don't know, don't know

too easily read
is wide open to heartbreak
humiliation
Haiku # 5306, December 14, 2000 5:36 pm ET
by sheena@school'semptycomputerlab
Sexuality radiates
Oh, the joys of green
My eyes, their envy
Haiku # 5305, December 14, 2000 4:33 pm ET
by Suz-E-Q
Slice, Dice, Fluff, Splice
Six hours plus Twelve K,
Yields 40 even on a bad day
Haiku # 5304, December 14, 2000 4:27 pm ET
by Suz-E-Q
New career.
Nip and Tuck 10 day tours
First Miami
Then My-Oh-My
Haiku # 5303, December 14, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by Suz-E-Q
Skilled hands artfully
Shifting fat from here to there
Oh, the joys of the knife.
Haiku # 5302, December 14, 2000 11:09 am ET
by alicia of rsf
Hung up with you and
Instantly phoned Meryl who
Confirmed you look great!
Haiku # 5301, December 14, 2000 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my love is most like
a grizzly bear set on fire
and thrown from a bridge
Haiku # 5300, December 14, 2000 7:57 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
christmas draws nearer
cicadas start carrolling
santa stepping out
Haiku # 5299, December 14, 2000 6:48 am ET
by ash
Trent Reznor is hot
Unfortunately he's bad
How can I like him?
Haiku # 5298, December 14, 2000 6:26 am ET
by alien
acuity loss
alcoholic beverage
some diplopia

Haiku # 5297, December 14, 2000 3:15 am ET
by ash
christmas hollywood
came back as we hoped he would
and still jolly good
Haiku # 5296, December 13, 2000 9:22 pm ET
by ash
The phrase "fuck over":
Used in the imperative
Is so descriptive
Haiku # 5295, December 13, 2000 8:34 pm ET
by Janis
Smoke some fucking crack
Is my one piece of advice
To flamebait poets
Haiku # 5294, December 13, 2000 8:23 pm ET
by Janis
down with canada!
down with all you haiku sluts,
it is you that stink!

you do not know "bad"
even if you stepped in it,
and then coughed it up
Haiku # 5293, December 13, 2000 7:14 pm ET
by soma of asfarfromcanadaaspossible
a slight typo oops
i hate fucking homonyms
we one anyway
Haiku # 5292, December 13, 2000 6:37 pm ET
by basho-labamba
hey republicans
gore lost but we really one
tell Clarence Thomas
Haiku # 5291, December 13, 2000 6:32 pm ET
by basho-matique of yes
oh, the confusion
is it five two five three or
five two seven two
Haiku # 5290, December 13, 2000 3:05 pm ET
by justme of venice
and here comes Christmas
stick out my toungue, say "WAAAZZZUPPP!"
grandma is confused
Haiku # 5289, December 13, 2000 1:36 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
my love is like a
rat-filled cage locked on your head
for eternity
Haiku # 5288, December 13, 2000 1:34 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
Oh gee Grandma Lee
I'm not in my school today
Because I am feeling SICK!!!!!!!!!!
Haiku # 5287, December 13, 2000 12:10 pm ET
by FROM-Nicole2grandmaLee of SAN DIEGO
Summer left behind
For Christmas in the US
Not swimming, snowing
Haiku # 5286, December 12, 2000 7:45 pm ET
by Monster
Went down to the park
To watch the intense full moon
Rise over Birchgrove
Haiku # 5285, December 12, 2000 6:55 pm ET
by Monster
Winter hit us hard
But who are we to complain
This is Canada
Haiku # 5284, December 12, 2000 8:56 am ET
by Rob Mussat of St.Catharines, ON
Jan has made some change,
Searches are now more complete,
life is wonderful.
Haiku # 5283, December 12, 2000 6:04 am ET
by Rick Curley, nyuck-nyuck-nyuck of Cleveland, OH
how is it to be ?
seventeen syllables long
but five seven five
Haiku # 5282, December 12, 2000 5:59 am ET
by ash
What is a Haiku?
Must it *always* be of seventeen
syllables?
Haiku # 5281, December 12, 2000 4:38 am ET
by sonatine
hillside silhouette
distant rumble of thunder
hot still summer air
Haiku # 5280, December 12, 2000 3:31 am ET
by ash
Please no seppuku
A vice is more productive
And more localized
Haiku # 5279, December 12, 2000 2:38 am ET
by Janis
tree holds onto leaves
dropping only few until
car parked in driveway
Haiku # 5278, December 11, 2000 8:09 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
what is in a name?
well, if your name is Richard
that would be a dick
Haiku # 5277, December 11, 2000 8:03 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
Sorry for absence
but i have a mean father
who grounds me a lot
Haiku # 5276, December 11, 2000 5:26 pm ET
by Drake
season of king tides
water level way way low
marine life abounds
Haiku # 5275, December 11, 2000 3:36 pm ET
by ash
Give Dave a shoooouuuut
so we can meet at the pub
for some Xmas cheer
Haiku # 5274, December 11, 2000 12:26 pm ET
by Monty Hall of Venice
happy happy holidays
snow is falling (not here)
how 'bout some eggnog (spiked)
Haiku # 5273, December 11, 2000 11:43 am ET
by etana of LA, CA
talking about bear
or something a bit bigger
the tears confuse me
Haiku # 5272, December 11, 2000 11:26 am ET
by alien2 of venice
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