Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Better is a state,
Anthro is a prescribed art,
Welcome to your self
Haiku # 5342, December 21, 2000 1:41 am ET
by sea dog of some island in the south pacific
I cant stand anthro
If someone would help me soon
I would be better.
Haiku # 5341, December 21, 2000 1:38 am ET
by jenn krantz of paris, france
Anthropology,
Existence precedes essence,
I transcend theory
Haiku # 5340, December 21, 2000 1:33 am ET
by sea dog of some island in the south pacific
if anarchy rules
then it isn't anarchy
it's some other thing
Haiku # 5339, December 20, 2000 10:19 pm ET
by ash
don't recount that you
can really not REcount what
was uncounted first.
Haiku # 5338, December 20, 2000 9:08 pm ET
by quasimodo
I still remember
you I don't know til you do
tell me I should hear
Haiku # 5337, December 20, 2000 8:55 pm ET
by matuseksquared
not on your page, babes
my heart cum flows; oh you bet
and not on your ass.
Haiku # 5336, December 20, 2000 8:51 pm ET
by tobabes
storm, no sky above,
blind sleet seems no earth at all,
still the snowflakes fall.
Haiku # 5335, December 20, 2000 8:44 pm ET
by trencher-rephrase
cowboy who never
saw a cow, makes voters mad,
"let them have a cow."
Haiku # 5334, December 20, 2000 8:39 pm ET
by unconceding
the wyght wyght wyghts the
wyght wyght's wyghted wyght, her wyght
NEAR Eros tonight
Haiku # 5333, December 20, 2000 8:27 pm ET
by Brett
don't recount that you
can't really REcount that which
wasn't counted once
Haiku # 5332, December 20, 2000 8:21 pm ET
by quasimodo
janis, sympathies
'puters are just so wicked
evil incarnate

perverse and mulish
yet even as we howl
rage at stubbornness

we mourn their passing
eulogizing them fitly-
"fuck it died agaaAIiiiinn!"
Haiku # 5331, December 20, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by sheena
ash, why do you care
if democracy crumbles?
you'd like anarchy
Haiku # 5330, December 20, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by sheena
sniffle snif ah-CHOO!
all i've been doing except
punctuating coughs
Haiku # 5329, December 20, 2000 4:19 pm ET
by sheena
So bleak the winter
The city by the canal
Cheer up younger bro'
Haiku # 5328, December 20, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by Janis
it never does stop
killing us all in the end
time's not on my side
Haiku # 5327, December 19, 2000 9:47 pm ET
by micah of port colborne
annoying neighbors
all day long, the pounding bass
those fish abusers
Haiku # 5326, December 19, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
I stare at the screen
A glossing over of eyes
The blue screen of death
Haiku # 5325, December 19, 2000 2:46 pm ET
by Janis
Making a new game
Seems like it would be so fun
Mostly confusion
Haiku # 5324, December 18, 2000 9:05 pm ET
by Janis
you should see this site
but be warned about the risks :
you may die laughing

http://www.total.net/~fishnet/
Haiku # 5323, December 18, 2000 4:09 pm ET
by ash
yes i can spell tact
but as i rarely use it
what does it matter ?
Haiku # 5322, December 18, 2000 4:06 pm ET
by ash
ash learned how to spell
think what this means for haiku
no limitations

unbounded syntax
in a world constrained by words
but can he spell tact?
Haiku # 5321, December 18, 2000 10:58 am ET
by soma of onthedefense
Who let the Dogs Out? Woof, Woof
woof woof-woof, who let the dogs out,
they wailed.
Haiku # 5320, December 18, 2000 10:08 am ET
by sonatine
An ode to Tivo:

Sony component
Learn my TV preferences
Record me some Cops
Haiku # 5319, December 17, 2000 11:46 am ET
by Janis
i may well be weird
but at least i can spell it
and the word "loser"
Haiku # 5318, December 17, 2000 2:23 am ET
by ash
you people are wierd
all speaking drunken english
'bad' doesn't mean 'dumb'

nor does it imply
abandoning sanity.
seek mental health now
Haiku # 5317, December 16, 2000 2:06 pm ET
by soma of ontherampage
I simply can't wait
Four years of President Bush
Watch country crumble
Haiku # 5316, December 15, 2000 4:57 pm ET
by Janis
after pregnant pause
america has produced
abortive results
Haiku # 5315, December 15, 2000 5:04 am ET
by ash
i don't like going
i quite like hanging around
procrastinating

i do like coming
i quite like taking my time
not masturbating
Haiku # 5314, December 15, 2000 4:59 am ET
by ash
sexing is the best
humping is even better
roar roar roar roar roar
Haiku # 5313, December 14, 2000 9:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
you are dead tonight
killing we should go at night
blood blood we like blood
Haiku # 5312, December 14, 2000 9:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Frozen mountain tops
Someone went up to smoke weed
He died onthe top.
Haiku # 5311, December 14, 2000 8:59 pm ET
by Terence Wong
Frozen mountain tops
Somene went up to smoke weed
He died onthe top.
Haiku # 5310, December 14, 2000 8:58 pm ET
by Terence Wong
she is destruction
an ill wind that carries plague
and the stench of death
Haiku # 5309, December 14, 2000 5:40 pm ET
by sheena
strange reflections move
in the mirrored corridors
in the silvered dark
Haiku # 5308, December 14, 2000 5:39 pm ET
by sheena
tears are a weakness
i should never have shown her
my cold enemy

still they spilled like fire
irrepressibly liquid
dark with fury, fear
Haiku # 5307, December 14, 2000 5:38 pm ET
by sheena@school'semptycomputerlab
impassive, resigned
satisfied, closed off, locked up
her face is a wall

can i, should i be
as she is -- do i want to?
i don't know, don't know

too easily read
is wide open to heartbreak
humiliation
Haiku # 5306, December 14, 2000 5:36 pm ET
by sheena@school'semptycomputerlab
Sexuality radiates
Oh, the joys of green
My eyes, their envy
Haiku # 5305, December 14, 2000 4:33 pm ET
by Suz-E-Q
Slice, Dice, Fluff, Splice
Six hours plus Twelve K,
Yields 40 even on a bad day
Haiku # 5304, December 14, 2000 4:27 pm ET
by Suz-E-Q
New career.
Nip and Tuck 10 day tours
First Miami
Then My-Oh-My
Haiku # 5303, December 14, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by Suz-E-Q
Skilled hands artfully
Shifting fat from here to there
Oh, the joys of the knife.
Haiku # 5302, December 14, 2000 11:09 am ET
by alicia of rsf
Hung up with you and
Instantly phoned Meryl who
Confirmed you look great!
Haiku # 5301, December 14, 2000 11:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
my love is most like
a grizzly bear set on fire
and thrown from a bridge
Haiku # 5300, December 14, 2000 7:57 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
christmas draws nearer
cicadas start carrolling
santa stepping out
Haiku # 5299, December 14, 2000 6:48 am ET
by ash
Trent Reznor is hot
Unfortunately he's bad
How can I like him?
Haiku # 5298, December 14, 2000 6:26 am ET
by alien
acuity loss
alcoholic beverage
some diplopia

Haiku # 5297, December 14, 2000 3:15 am ET
by ash
christmas hollywood
came back as we hoped he would
and still jolly good
Haiku # 5296, December 13, 2000 9:22 pm ET
by ash
The phrase "fuck over":
Used in the imperative
Is so descriptive
Haiku # 5295, December 13, 2000 8:34 pm ET
by Janis
Smoke some fucking crack
Is my one piece of advice
To flamebait poets
Haiku # 5294, December 13, 2000 8:23 pm ET
by Janis
down with canada!
down with all you haiku sluts,
it is you that stink!

you do not know "bad"
even if you stepped in it,
and then coughed it up
Haiku # 5293, December 13, 2000 7:14 pm ET
by soma of asfarfromcanadaaspossible
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