Hail, merry fat man
Mince pies and gravy, thank you:
Now my stocking's full.

I invite you all
To examine your navels
But not yet! Not yet..

My glass is half-full
Of subcutaneous goo;
Yours is half-empty

My seven-league boots
Are really fourteen-league boots
With a Cuban heel.

Libby and Drew: yay!
With his beard and her green teeth
It won't last, you know.

Little compact disc
Whirring in your metal tray
Kylie Minogue style.

There's nowt as queer as
People with their Tupperware
Except gay people.

christmas is such fun
another jolly turkey
to stuff it all up

Ah petroleum
Your noxious fumes bewitch me
With their noxiousness

with all that foreplay
christmas comes but once a year
that's fucking plenty

Hexagonal gift
Rectangular gift wrapping
Look - a plastic bag.

even in sunlight
still in shadow
the zebra

Sheena poems drag
yet Irish McCalla have
I on my cock ring

Whomb?

Irish McCalla
is the original Queen
of the jungle girls

Ahoy Kimberley
I miss your pudendal stuff
Well, not 'miss' as such

My Waldorf salad
Is sitting on the table
Awaiting walnuts

Brown is the new black
Which makes black the old yellow
Oh look, my modem

Local radio
Microphones too close to mouths
Spongey beard scratches

paroled from texas
pastilence-elect. Save your
electricity

submit no haiku?
submit too, any hand will do.
submit to HAIK! -oooo

Have I spel t act

How did I act it all out

the whole idea of ME

Punk at Sotherbys
Vivienne and McLaren
this ain't anarchy

ryan is the best
i love his dog jasminian
he likes grenada.

anonymous, huh?
i guess cat got you now, huh?
ryan knows nothing.

I love my friend jenn,
Her dog sasha is awesome,
she drives a focus

sasha is my dog
i love her so very much
and so does the world

Better is a state,
Anthro is a prescribed art,
Welcome to your self

I cant stand anthro
If someone would help me soon
I would be better.

Anthropology,
Existence precedes essence,
I transcend theory

if anarchy rules
then it isn't anarchy
it's some other thing

don't recount that you
can really not REcount what
was uncounted first.

I still remember
you I don't know til you do
tell me I should hear

not on your page, babes
my heart cum flows; oh you bet
and not on your ass.

storm, no sky above,
blind sleet seems no earth at all,
still the snowflakes fall.

cowboy who never
saw a cow, makes voters mad,
"let them have a cow."

the wyght wyght wyghts the
wyght wyght's wyghted wyght, her wyght
NEAR Eros tonight

don't recount that you
can't really REcount that which
wasn't counted once

janis, sympathies
'puters are just so wicked
evil incarnate

perverse and mulish
yet even as we howl
rage at stubbornness

we mourn their passing
eulogizing them fitly-
"fuck it died agaaAIiiiinn!"

ash, why do you care
if democracy crumbles?
you'd like anarchy

sniffle snif ah-CHOO!
all i've been doing except
punctuating coughs

So bleak the winter
The city by the canal
Cheer up younger bro'

it never does stop
killing us all in the end
time's not on my side

annoying neighbors
all day long, the pounding bass
those fish abusers

I stare at the screen
A glossing over of eyes
The blue screen of death

Making a new game
Seems like it would be so fun
Mostly confusion

you should see this site
but be warned about the risks :
you may die laughing

http://www.total.net/~fishnet/

yes i can spell tact
but as i rarely use it
what does it matter ?

ash learned how to spell
think what this means for haiku
no limitations

unbounded syntax
in a world constrained by words
but can he spell tact?