Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Little compact disc
Whirring in your metal tray
Kylie Minogue style.

There's nowt as queer as
People with their Tupperware
Except gay people.
Haiku # 5366, December 23, 2000 5:54 am ET
by Scurunty Device
christmas is such fun
another jolly turkey
to stuff it all up
Haiku # 5365, December 23, 2000 5:39 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
Haiku # 5364, December 23, 2000 5:37 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
Ah petroleum
Your noxious fumes bewitch me
With their noxiousness
Haiku # 5363, December 23, 2000 5:30 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
with all that foreplay
christmas comes but once a year
that's fucking plenty
Haiku # 5362, December 23, 2000 4:48 am ET
by ash
Hexagonal gift
Rectangular gift wrapping
Look - a plastic bag.
Haiku # 5361, December 23, 2000 3:09 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
even in sunlight
still in shadow
the zebra

Haiku # 5360, December 22, 2000 3:18 pm ET
by brindle
Haiku # 5359, December 22, 2000 3:17 pm ET
by brindle
Sheena poems drag
yet Irish McCalla have
I on my cock ring
Haiku # 5358, December 22, 2000 8:08 am ET
by Brett
Whomb?

Irish McCalla
is the original Queen
of the jungle girls
Haiku # 5357, December 22, 2000 8:05 am ET
by Brett
Ahoy Kimberley
I miss your pudendal stuff
Well, not 'miss' as such
Haiku # 5356, December 21, 2000 12:04 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension
My Waldorf salad
Is sitting on the table
Awaiting walnuts
Haiku # 5355, December 21, 2000 12:01 pm ET
by Kenneth Extension
Brown is the new black
Which makes black the old yellow
Oh look, my modem
Haiku # 5354, December 21, 2000 11:59 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
Local radio
Microphones too close to mouths
Spongey beard scratches
Haiku # 5353, December 21, 2000 11:57 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
paroled from texas
pastilence-elect. Save your
electricity
Haiku # 5352, December 21, 2000 8:15 am ET
by quasimodo
submit no haiku?
submit too, any hand will do.
submit to HAIK! -oooo
Haiku # 5351, December 21, 2000 8:10 am ET
by north of ukiah-haiku


Have I spel t act

How did I act it all out

the whole idea of ME
Haiku # 5350, December 21, 2000 5:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet

Punk at Sotherbys
Vivienne and McLaren
this ain't anarchy
Haiku # 5349, December 21, 2000 5:12 am ET
by mellie of near the Coral Sea
ryan is the best
i love his dog jasminian
he likes grenada.
Haiku # 5348, December 21, 2000 1:54 am ET
by i'm sorry ryan ericson of ryan's favorite place
anonymous, huh?
i guess cat got you now, huh?
ryan knows nothing.
Haiku # 5347, December 21, 2000 1:51 am ET
by jenn fuckin krantz of spain, france
Haiku # 5346, December 21, 2000 1:49 am ET
by jenn f
I love my friend jenn,
Her dog sasha is awesome,
she drives a focus
Haiku # 5345, December 21, 2000 1:49 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sasha is my dog
i love her so very much
and so does the world
Haiku # 5344, December 21, 2000 1:44 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 5343, December 21, 2000 1:41 am ET
by jenn fuckin krantz
Better is a state,
Anthro is a prescribed art,
Welcome to your self
Haiku # 5342, December 21, 2000 1:41 am ET
by sea dog of some island in the south pacific
I cant stand anthro
If someone would help me soon
I would be better.
Haiku # 5341, December 21, 2000 1:38 am ET
by jenn krantz of paris, france
Anthropology,
Existence precedes essence,
I transcend theory
Haiku # 5340, December 21, 2000 1:33 am ET
by sea dog of some island in the south pacific
if anarchy rules
then it isn't anarchy
it's some other thing
Haiku # 5339, December 20, 2000 10:19 pm ET
by ash
don't recount that you
can really not REcount what
was uncounted first.
Haiku # 5338, December 20, 2000 9:08 pm ET
by quasimodo
I still remember
you I don't know til you do
tell me I should hear
Haiku # 5337, December 20, 2000 8:55 pm ET
by matuseksquared
not on your page, babes
my heart cum flows; oh you bet
and not on your ass.
Haiku # 5336, December 20, 2000 8:51 pm ET
by tobabes
storm, no sky above,
blind sleet seems no earth at all,
still the snowflakes fall.
Haiku # 5335, December 20, 2000 8:44 pm ET
by trencher-rephrase
cowboy who never
saw a cow, makes voters mad,
"let them have a cow."
Haiku # 5334, December 20, 2000 8:39 pm ET
by unconceding
the wyght wyght wyghts the
wyght wyght's wyghted wyght, her wyght
NEAR Eros tonight
Haiku # 5333, December 20, 2000 8:27 pm ET
by Brett
don't recount that you
can't really REcount that which
wasn't counted once
Haiku # 5332, December 20, 2000 8:21 pm ET
by quasimodo
janis, sympathies
'puters are just so wicked
evil incarnate

perverse and mulish
yet even as we howl
rage at stubbornness

we mourn their passing
eulogizing them fitly-
"fuck it died agaaAIiiiinn!"
Haiku # 5331, December 20, 2000 4:31 pm ET
by sheena
ash, why do you care
if democracy crumbles?
you'd like anarchy
Haiku # 5330, December 20, 2000 4:21 pm ET
by sheena
sniffle snif ah-CHOO!
all i've been doing except
punctuating coughs
Haiku # 5329, December 20, 2000 4:19 pm ET
by sheena
So bleak the winter
The city by the canal
Cheer up younger bro'
Haiku # 5328, December 20, 2000 2:04 pm ET
by Janis
it never does stop
killing us all in the end
time's not on my side
Haiku # 5327, December 19, 2000 9:47 pm ET
by micah of port colborne
annoying neighbors
all day long, the pounding bass
those fish abusers
Haiku # 5326, December 19, 2000 5:14 pm ET
by dirty washcloth of SantaClara, CA
I stare at the screen
A glossing over of eyes
The blue screen of death
Haiku # 5325, December 19, 2000 2:46 pm ET
by Janis
Making a new game
Seems like it would be so fun
Mostly confusion
Haiku # 5324, December 18, 2000 9:05 pm ET
by Janis
you should see this site
but be warned about the risks :
you may die laughing

http://www.total.net/~fishnet/
Haiku # 5323, December 18, 2000 4:09 pm ET
by ash
yes i can spell tact
but as i rarely use it
what does it matter ?
Haiku # 5322, December 18, 2000 4:06 pm ET
by ash
ash learned how to spell
think what this means for haiku
no limitations

unbounded syntax
in a world constrained by words
but can he spell tact?
Haiku # 5321, December 18, 2000 10:58 am ET
by soma of onthedefense
Who let the Dogs Out? Woof, Woof
woof woof-woof, who let the dogs out,
they wailed.
Haiku # 5320, December 18, 2000 10:08 am ET
by sonatine
An ode to Tivo:

Sony component
Learn my TV preferences
Record me some Cops
Haiku # 5319, December 17, 2000 11:46 am ET
by Janis
i may well be weird
but at least i can spell it
and the word "loser"
Haiku # 5318, December 17, 2000 2:23 am ET
by ash
you people are wierd
all speaking drunken english
'bad' doesn't mean 'dumb'

nor does it imply
abandoning sanity.
seek mental health now
Haiku # 5317, December 16, 2000 2:06 pm ET
by soma of ontherampage
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