Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

The boxing haiku
Perhaps skimmed right on over
The proximal end
Haiku # 5411, December 29, 2000 9:26 am ET
by Janis
Convent metronomes
lento adagio
Kooris clacking sticks
Haiku # 5410, December 28, 2000 11:21 pm ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
i think that Boo was
flaming my Boxing haiku
am i THE d.r.?
Haiku # 5409, December 28, 2000 5:42 pm ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
ice crystals forming
between bark and pale tree flesh
split open an alder
Haiku # 5408, December 28, 2000 9:30 am ET
by mount madonna mama
cold wind burns his eyes
his cracked lips begin to bleed
he waits patiently
Haiku # 5407, December 28, 2000 9:22 am ET
by mount madonna mama
a woman's head turns
in time to catch a bullet
through her downy cheek
Haiku # 5406, December 28, 2000 9:18 am ET
by mount madonna mama
adrift again leaf
cracked by tide and melted free
boats in briny slush
Haiku # 5405, December 28, 2000 9:15 am ET
by mount madonna mama
Snow flakes trickle down
Endlessly floating to ground
Blanketing the earth
Haiku # 5404, December 28, 2000 9:13 am ET
by hhtigerlily
I don't mind a trap
a venus fly trap hey mon
hey yoni honey
Haiku # 5403, December 28, 2000 12:12 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
my mind is a trap
retaining too many things
until i catch myself
Haiku # 5402, December 27, 2000 7:57 pm ET
by ash
luminscent greens
oblique golden afterglow
sweet summer sunset
Haiku # 5401, December 27, 2000 7:54 pm ET
by ash
shed light like old skins
cast it away, shining shells
make way for white heat

in this crucible
silver and gold dross burn down
leave only white heat

let this equal that
let the transfiguration
take all but pure flame
Haiku # 5400, December 27, 2000 5:06 pm ET
by sheena
when i step outside
i step outside my workmind
into a trance state

wind from the grey north
thinly frosts my blue daydream
ices my headcake

the snow is sugar
the white air like white moonshine
i am winter-drunk.
Haiku # 5399, December 27, 2000 4:56 pm ET
by sheena
(please excuse the stuff-up)
Haiku # 5398, December 27, 2000 5:31 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
K
ooris clacking sticks
Haiku # 5397, December 27, 2000 5:26 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
K
ooris clacking sticks
Haiku # 5396, December 27, 2000 5:26 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
D R dumb, too dumb
don't come out keep poems home
stupid dumbell dupe!
Haiku # 5395, December 26, 2000 3:30 pm ET
by boo
Today, Boxing Day,
Is a day which means nothing
Down in the US.
Haiku # 5394, December 26, 2000 3:12 pm ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
2000 models
closed out; maybe those next year
will be sexier
Haiku # 5393, December 26, 2000 3:10 pm ET
by quasimodo
Cisco is paying
Me damned good money to write
Damned bad poetry.
Haiku # 5392, December 26, 2000 3:10 pm ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
the judger-naut

in lieu of any
real evidence remind me
what's conservative.
Haiku # 5391, December 26, 2000 3:09 pm ET
by quasimodo
You guessed it. Zorkmid
Is the lastest word of all
In the Jargon File.
Haiku # 5390, December 26, 2000 3:08 pm ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
By gum! Abbrev is
The very firstest wordling
In the Jargon File
Haiku # 5389, December 26, 2000 3:07 pm ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
the arbitrary
are consistent only with
their wrong opinions
Haiku # 5388, December 26, 2000 3:07 pm ET
by unconceding
The keyboards clicking
On the day after Christmas
Are a corp'rate dirge
Haiku # 5387, December 26, 2000 3:04 pm ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
Fish on a big hook
My boss will fillet my head
Fuck my fins with cheese!
Haiku # 5386, December 26, 2000 2:32 pm ET
by Kackarott
My job is like pie
I hate pie, and it hates me
slices equal no!
Haiku # 5385, December 26, 2000 11:47 am ET
by Kackarott
I suck at my job!
SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!
I suck at my job!
Haiku # 5384, December 26, 2000 11:31 am ET
by Kackarott
Mere condensation
Cannot impede my photons
They pass, easily
Haiku # 5383, December 26, 2000 6:53 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
No gymnist am I
But I know a layout when the
words pencilled in right
Haiku # 5382, December 26, 2000 6:07 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
i know my penis
said mightier than the sword
when the layout's right
Haiku # 5381, December 26, 2000 5:30 am ET
by ash
brave despite the odds
jaundiced individual
yellow even so
Haiku # 5380, December 26, 2000 5:15 am ET
by ash
christmas miracle
found her goggles in the surf
i'm blessed, lord jesus !
Haiku # 5379, December 26, 2000 4:09 am ET
by ash
Off to Port Colborne
For a little bit of Cheer
And some Christmas Stuff
Haiku # 5378, December 25, 2000 2:44 pm ET
by Janis
Throw me a line to
catch a swordfish on and
cheat at bad haiku
Haiku # 5377, December 25, 2000 12:54 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
Full up to pussies
ribbon Hyat Coolum
turkey stuff-ed me
Haiku # 5376, December 25, 2000 12:52 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
http://www.student.math.uwaterloo.ca/~bpkoiter/d3intro.html
Haiku # 5375, December 25, 2000 12:49 am ET
by !
subversive by-line
by flammable persuasion
courting a bushfire
Haiku # 5374, December 24, 2000 4:22 pm ET
by ash
sentimental gift
jesus in disposables
indisposed to lie
Haiku # 5373, December 24, 2000 4:15 pm ET
by ash
sleek grey pussy cat
assassin of small rodents
don't fang my ankles
Haiku # 5372, December 24, 2000 4:02 pm ET
by ash
"Fa-la-la-la-la,"
Sings the small, furry miner,
Before shouting "Bo!"
Haiku # 5371, December 23, 2000 8:29 am ET
by Scrunty Device
Hail, merry fat man
Mince pies and gravy, thank you:
Now my stocking's full.

I invite you all
To examine your navels
But not yet! Not yet..
Haiku # 5370, December 23, 2000 8:22 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
My glass is half-full
Of subcutaneous goo;
Yours is half-empty
Haiku # 5369, December 23, 2000 8:15 am ET
by Scrunty Hardbody
My seven-league boots
Are really fourteen-league boots
With a Cuban heel.
Haiku # 5368, December 23, 2000 8:09 am ET
by Scrunty Device
Libby and Drew: yay!
With his beard and her green teeth
It won't last, you know.
Haiku # 5367, December 23, 2000 7:18 am ET
by Scrunty Device
Little compact disc
Whirring in your metal tray
Kylie Minogue style.

There's nowt as queer as
People with their Tupperware
Except gay people.
Haiku # 5366, December 23, 2000 5:54 am ET
by Scurunty Device
christmas is such fun
another jolly turkey
to stuff it all up
Haiku # 5365, December 23, 2000 5:39 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
Haiku # 5364, December 23, 2000 5:37 am ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
Ah petroleum
Your noxious fumes bewitch me
With their noxiousness
Haiku # 5363, December 23, 2000 5:30 am ET
by Kenneth Extension
with all that foreplay
christmas comes but once a year
that's fucking plenty
Haiku # 5362, December 23, 2000 4:48 am ET
by ash
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