Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

parabolical
pumps! the belled tower enters
the Belle, swings and rings
Haiku # 5500, January 9, 2001 12:57 pm ET
by fromCAT of toCUNT
pussy yawns wide
its meal probes its panting gob
whew, no teeth await
Haiku # 5499, January 9, 2001 9:56 am ET
by mondongo of elsewhere
pussy purrs panting
pumps parabolically
paradisical
Haiku # 5498, January 9, 2001 5:26 am ET
by belles lettres
purring profusely
proud pedigreed pussycat
primps prodigiously
Haiku # 5497, January 9, 2001 4:05 am ET
by ash
*hm*... gee thanks ash hun
i feel better now i know
i'm sunken treasure
Haiku # 5496, January 8, 2001 5:08 pm ET
by sheena
Haiku # 5495, January 8, 2001 2:50 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
she gathers together
threads of various texture
combined, a fine weave
Haiku # 5494, January 8, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
she chisels cold stone
revealing the curve of life
too rare for fine words
Haiku # 5493, January 8, 2001 2:42 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
worn down by hunger
deer's teeth pull at small green shoots
velvet nose skims earth
Haiku # 5492, January 8, 2001 2:34 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
tannin, dirt combine
black loam steaming in the sun
earth's sex is ready
Haiku # 5491, January 8, 2001 2:30 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
soon the moaning wind
will shift to sighs of soft joy
as trees fill with leaves
Haiku # 5490, January 8, 2001 2:26 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
brittle, leached of hue
the leaf carpet lays in wait
for the coming spring
Haiku # 5489, January 8, 2001 2:25 pm ET
by mount madonna mama
he's end over end
summersaulting from your bed
inches from your grasp
Haiku # 5488, January 8, 2001 2:18 pm ET
by kevin's girl
The movie Traffic
Fine film ruined by a
Hollywood ending
Haiku # 5487, January 8, 2001 11:46 am ET
by Janis
otherlands, they watch
US cheat children from the snatch
spoiled promises
Haiku # 5486, January 8, 2001 8:51 am ET
by Mz.UnCunGenitalia
the ghost of demo,
crass even snide, wants your votes
to override... tide
Haiku # 5485, January 8, 2001 8:49 am ET
by Brett of White outHouse, too
fuck this shit says i
fuck your two am deadline
this monkey's leaving
Haiku # 5484, January 7, 2001 9:11 pm ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
work heirarchy sucks
bloated egos deny truth
shit floats as gold sinks
Haiku # 5483, January 7, 2001 1:51 pm ET
by ash
why so many creeps?
various bosses, same crap
egos, power trips

shut up one minute
and i'll explain why you're wrong
no, they'd rather scream

fine, blithering fool
i'll follow orders, sir/ma'am
your work will be shit
Haiku # 5482, January 7, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by sheena
i lean my head back
let the ache wash over me
another bad day
Haiku # 5481, January 7, 2001 1:17 pm ET
by sheena
search for comfort zone
led me down strange, twisting paths
directions changed place
Haiku # 5480, January 7, 2001 1:15 pm ET
by sheena
black beans tumble out
smoothe and promising
they pool in her hand
Haiku # 5479, January 7, 2001 10:27 am ET
by mount madonna mama
she sits on the bed
naked cool and unfolding
oragami birds
Haiku # 5478, January 7, 2001 10:22 am ET
by mount madonna mama
held down one more time
the fighting intensified
she got serious
Haiku # 5477, January 7, 2001 10:18 am ET
by mount madonna mama
couldn't agree more
morbid facination is
childishly grotty
Haiku # 5476, January 7, 2001 4:09 am ET
by in your dreams
bodily fluids
graphic representations
just so much dribble
Haiku # 5475, January 7, 2001 2:46 am ET
by ash
clunk is cuntsuck goo
finger fucking inside, too
clunk is written: C=(:
Haiku # 5474, January 6, 2001 2:22 pm ET
by cumpome of malibubitch
C=(: C==(: c==(: c===):
yuh gah mah dong ghat annn yer
cunt (!) thas better C=(:
Haiku # 5473, January 6, 2001 2:19 pm ET
by cumpome of malibubitch
senate half and half
now democrats' votes count - Re-
puke-lickins play dead

pack it in, mule skin;
paciderm terms: cream the cunt,
v.p. takes Owe-var
Haiku # 5472, January 6, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by unconceding of White outHouse, too
Swirling and viral
My brother's new computer
Surely infected
Haiku # 5471, January 6, 2001 11:55 am ET
by Janis
Haiku ascii art
Of the X rated nature
Is quite intriguing
Haiku # 5470, January 5, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Janis
ply c===O==8 on tongue

cuck is cocksuck want
cuck is facefuck like a cunt
cuck is written: C==O==8
Haiku # 5469, January 5, 2001 12:46 pm ET
by poemcum of ply.mouth
oc=8 Oc==8 cO==8 c=o==8 C==o==8
C=o===8 Co====8 C=o===8 C==o==8 C===o=8 gonna
cum! -C==o==8 -}C=o===8 ,*&}Co====8 yeah!
Haiku # 5468, January 5, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by poemcum of ply,mouth
Klorg is very fine
Went yesterday for visit
Then emerged today
Haiku # 5467, January 5, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Janis
Mike Siegel great job!
Art Bell's back, I could love a
hog: wild about it!!
Haiku # 5466, January 5, 2001 8:23 am ET
by Boo
Klorg! dot com web site
Consumer of my spare time
HTML hell
Haiku # 5465, January 4, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Dyslexic Dvae of www.klorg.com
MySQL the key
To the occasional crash
New language to learn
Haiku # 5464, January 4, 2001 10:00 am ET
by Janis
potato-heads are
dick-taters with spud puds for
masque-you-Lenny-Bruce
Haiku # 5463, January 4, 2001 8:24 am ET
by quasimodo of White outHouse, too
president gore

is
dead. someone shot president
gore in the head count

he looked so dead
when he was winning; when his
chances were dead: live!
Haiku # 5462, January 4, 2001 8:21 am ET
by unconceding of the White outHouse
to the haiku clique
get out of it: make me SICK
with your be-bop schtick
Haiku # 5461, January 4, 2001 8:17 am ET
by boo of in you
which witch switched her
magic or shaman maybe
no more spells from Mel
Haiku # 5460, January 4, 2001 8:10 am ET
by Moll F.
(for Janis and Ash)

intermittently
dismissive submissively
more often than not
Haiku # 5459, January 3, 2001 11:23 pm ET
by mellie near the Coral Sea
BEAT POLICE CATCH PREY!
Baton tapping he collared Mel
She was so ashamed .........
Haiku # 5458, January 3, 2001 11:13 pm ET
by Fanny O. Story
one two three four five
one two three four five six ?
one two three four five
Haiku # 5457, January 3, 2001 10:53 pm ET
by The Count
Mel is a butcher
four digets amputated
sawing mutton chops
Haiku # 5456, January 3, 2001 10:50 pm ET
by Critoria
Lisa oh Lisa
Staring at these words right now
Will make you go gay
Haiku # 5455, January 3, 2001 5:22 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
On top of Janis
What a nice place to be now
Ooh, wait...don't...stop.....YES!
Haiku # 5454, January 3, 2001 5:18 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
I just got back home.
My, things sure do change with time.
She made life a drag.
Haiku # 5453, January 3, 2001 5:15 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Problems everywhere
Submit is barely working
MS products suck
Haiku # 5452, January 3, 2001 2:48 pm ET
by Janis
sirens of net surf
carracks my frigate dinghy
on incoming waves

all hands on prick and
cling to her frigging rigging
fo'c'stle th'big com'r

gobs o' semen, O!-
verboard in the sea a' she
argo fuck yourself!
Haiku # 5451, January 3, 2001 8:35 am ET
by matusek/squared of Argo, Bospherous
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