Las Vegas is a
Town with no clocks, but many
Master magicians.
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
Big, big company.
The right hand knows not what the
Left hand is doing.
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
carpul tunnel syndrome - NY
my mouth bows down to
suck cock in the lincoln dark
while carpool to work
by MzConGenitalia
wizard of ox is
wizard o'r fox depends if
your cock or cunt talks
by Wizard O'Fox
Lame Duck Mutha' fuck
Cum Catcher Vomit Wretcher
That's who I worked for
by Tony's Grandpa
Should read ------
Cathy Devi are
you submitting bad haiku
and not telling me?
by mel
Cathy Devi are
submitting bad haiku and
not telling me girl?
by mellie
Mudjimba freaks out
Ashtons Circus elephants
swim in Maroochy
by Black Swan
upwardly mobile
economy class syndrome
back here with the clots
by ash
miserable heat
thermometer ascending
sweat rolls down like tears
by ash
melancholy babe
muddy water still runs deep
woody guthrie wails
by melic
uneducated
I agree to a degree
wish I had one but
by Dunce of '66
Fingers gripping Prince
wish I could serve like Lindsay
straight down the middle
by Ball Girl
Mobilisation
Embolisims bloody clots
lets swell legal plates
by plasmin
Visualize this.......
A harmonica fading
While the blues return
by SHAGGYDOO
Knee deep in pudding
Lost I look around the room
What the fuck is wrong!
by SHAGGYDOO
A night in Vegas
Won cash at blackjack table
Sold soul to devil
by Janis
Hugh of brightest hue
Sharp tones in limbo
by Brian Hawthorne of Valdosta GA
shaggydog and bitch
on heat cavort carelessly
carillon chiming
by french poodle
hemroid is (waiting)
for insults; only He sucks
His ass all the day!
by boo of yer-up-yers
Colonial game
Grafted into foreign lands
Seeming baseballesque
by Janis
tasting salt muscles
tentacles octopuses
to shuck an oyster
by sea urchin
Hey-Soos in chat room
cyber. Lick father, Lick son;
like I always say/
by MzConGenitalia of Yeb
Moonlit shining sea
Mudjimba still and silent
Maroochy flows on
by Black Swan
hidden octopus
a sea hare mows the rockpool
midsummer king tide
by ash
Kiss my ass this time
Or kiss it Later (I'll wait)
Both ways you suck ass.
by Hugh Hawthorne
can't throw a leggie
good pitch bowled maiden over
and then a full toss
by score at the Gabba
Zimbabwe v Oz
Blewitt shoots one to turd man
He is now on tree
by another cricket up-date
doofa doofa doof
a hotted-up wait at lights
fuzzy dice swaying
by Purple Torana
ABC COMMENTARY.
ZIMBABWE V OZ
by cricket bats
low life in the 'burbs
slomo driveby thump bass boom
crap rap music sucks
by mondongo of slip F-18, Bahia Mar
"pigdog?" calls puppy
sick? someone smells "fishy" when
cunt in U endo?
by fromAshCat of toBelleCunt
She awaits calmly
Those eyes, half open, roll back
As I enter her
by SHAGGYDOO
Translators Apply.
cunt on the wrong end of some
cats' inuendo
by another fishy tale??
Misinformation
Some coffee in the morning
Also some at night
by Janis
Sick puppy chasing
pussys; will he ever see
his very own tail?
by pigdog of Nelson, BC,CA
I'm certain I'm not
obsessive-compulsively
sending bad haiku
by batty
rorts and elections
politicians are rooted
baby boomers laugh
by I do like to be beside the seaside
rorts and elections
politicians are rooted
by I do like to be beside the seaside
scooters skate boards falls
kids on bikes and boogie boards
blue bottles stinging
by long hot summer
ripper rips king tides
humidity sugar cane
cricket bats tennis
by still summer
cicadas mangoes
sunscreen flyscreens mossies
passionfruit ginger
by summer
forgive my mistake
ok, so it's spelt "tartare"
poor taste anyhow
by ash
my next invention
a new spermicidal cream
tatare sauce flavoured
by ash
too many sex fiends
a poem about my cat
misinterpreted
by ash
vibrating beaver
eager pussy dampened
sweet music played out
by shackled
Eating little dots
The yellow circle rushes
Around preset maze
by Janis
that's Bad Haiku, babe!
three would have rhymed better and
been better music
by Boo
headphones on baby
turn the volume up to ten
that's music baby!
by Hollywood Bonfire
So Fuck Me, Mary
the TRUE meaning of
christ,miss? Christ was conCeived in
december, not born.
by MzCongenitalia of magdalene cunty, Md
