Cathy Devi are
submitting bad haiku and
not telling me girl?

Mudjimba freaks out
Ashtons Circus elephants
swim in Maroochy

upwardly mobile
economy class syndrome
back here with the clots

miserable heat
thermometer ascending
sweat rolls down like tears

melancholy babe
muddy water still runs deep
woody guthrie wails

uneducated
I agree to a degree
wish I had one but

Fingers gripping Prince
wish I could serve like Lindsay
straight down the middle

Mobilisation
Embolisims bloody clots
lets swell legal plates

Visualize this.......
A harmonica fading
While the blues return

Knee deep in pudding
Lost I look around the room
What the fuck is wrong!

A night in Vegas
Won cash at blackjack table
Sold soul to devil

Hugh of brightest hue
Sharp tones in limbo

shaggydog and bitch
on heat cavort carelessly
carillon chiming

hemroid is (waiting)
for insults; only He sucks
His ass all the day!

Colonial game
Grafted into foreign lands
Seeming baseballesque

tasting salt muscles
tentacles octopuses
to shuck an oyster

Hey-Soos in chat room
cyber. Lick father, Lick son;
like I always say/

Moonlit shining sea
Mudjimba still and silent
Maroochy flows on

hidden octopus
a sea hare mows the rockpool
midsummer king tide

Kiss my ass this time
Or kiss it Later (I'll wait)
Both ways you suck ass.

can't throw a leggie
good pitch bowled maiden over
and then a full toss

Zimbabwe v Oz
Blewitt shoots one to turd man
He is now on tree

doofa doofa doof
a hotted-up wait at lights
fuzzy dice swaying

ABC COMMENTARY.
ZIMBABWE V OZ

low life in the 'burbs
slomo driveby thump bass boom
crap rap music sucks

"pigdog?" calls puppy
sick? someone smells "fishy" when
cunt in U endo?

She awaits calmly
Those eyes, half open, roll back
As I enter her

Translators Apply.
cunt on the wrong end of some
cats' inuendo

Misinformation
Some coffee in the morning
Also some at night

Sick puppy chasing
pussys; will he ever see
his very own tail?

I'm certain I'm not
obsessive-compulsively
sending bad haiku

rorts and elections
politicians are rooted
baby boomers laugh

rorts and elections
politicians are rooted

scooters skate boards falls
kids on bikes and boogie boards
blue bottles stinging

ripper rips king tides
humidity sugar cane
cricket bats tennis

cicadas mangoes
sunscreen flyscreens mossies
passionfruit ginger

forgive my mistake
ok, so it's spelt "tartare"
poor taste anyhow

my next invention
a new spermicidal cream
tatare sauce flavoured

too many sex fiends
a poem about my cat
misinterpreted

vibrating beaver
eager pussy dampened
sweet music played out

Eating little dots
The yellow circle rushes
Around preset maze

that's Bad Haiku, babe!
three would have rhymed better and
been better music

headphones on baby
turn the volume up to ten
that's music baby!

So Fuck Me, Mary

the TRUE meaning of
christ,miss? Christ was conCeived in
december, not born.

the holiday meant
to preserve economy
through retail sales fails

line of soldiers pass
tax-money buckets to vault.
bail out scrooge McDuck

people here are bored
and boring - place'd be empty
unless they assend.

needsnopardon, getsnopardon

when he's out; I'm in
absolved usurper shows no
guilt: I execute!

What does Sandra do
in the f.i.b.? I know!
she heightens the screws.

soft is my pussy
furry, whiskers twitching 'round
panting rapidly, tuna