on dunny floor piles
wet lavatory paper
watch out ya don't skid

A new place to rant
For all those who feel the need
Is Plastic dot com

Came to work today
Futile feeling persists
Life-sucking merger

Big shark tooth fossil
Now hanging around my neck
Scares people I meet

dreaming about teeth
so weird they all fell out
my eyes were gummy

She couldn't help it
She sneezed with me in her mouth
My peppery balls

Staring at the sky
With Confidence and Reason
I planned my next move

Fertilizer bomb
Did not know shit can explode
Government building

Now I want to die
Militia martyr, that

Las Vegas is a
Town with no clocks, but many
Master magicians.

Big, big company.
The right hand knows not what the
Left hand is doing.

carpul tunnel syndrome - NY

my mouth bows down to
suck cock in the lincoln dark
while carpool to work

wizard of ox is
wizard o'r fox depends if
your cock or cunt talks

Lame Duck Mutha' fuck
Cum Catcher Vomit Wretcher
That's who I worked for

Should read ------

Cathy Devi are
you submitting bad haiku
and not telling me?

Cathy Devi are
submitting bad haiku and
not telling me girl?

Mudjimba freaks out
Ashtons Circus elephants
swim in Maroochy

upwardly mobile
economy class syndrome
back here with the clots

miserable heat
thermometer ascending
sweat rolls down like tears

melancholy babe
muddy water still runs deep
woody guthrie wails

uneducated
I agree to a degree
wish I had one but

Fingers gripping Prince
wish I could serve like Lindsay
straight down the middle

Mobilisation
Embolisims bloody clots
lets swell legal plates

Visualize this.......
A harmonica fading
While the blues return

Knee deep in pudding
Lost I look around the room
What the fuck is wrong!

A night in Vegas
Won cash at blackjack table
Sold soul to devil

Hugh of brightest hue
Sharp tones in limbo

shaggydog and bitch
on heat cavort carelessly
carillon chiming

hemroid is (waiting)
for insults; only He sucks
His ass all the day!

Colonial game
Grafted into foreign lands
Seeming baseballesque

tasting salt muscles
tentacles octopuses
to shuck an oyster

Hey-Soos in chat room
cyber. Lick father, Lick son;
like I always say/

Moonlit shining sea
Mudjimba still and silent
Maroochy flows on

hidden octopus
a sea hare mows the rockpool
midsummer king tide

Kiss my ass this time
Or kiss it Later (I'll wait)
Both ways you suck ass.

can't throw a leggie
good pitch bowled maiden over
and then a full toss

Zimbabwe v Oz
Blewitt shoots one to turd man
He is now on tree

doofa doofa doof
a hotted-up wait at lights
fuzzy dice swaying

ABC COMMENTARY.
ZIMBABWE V OZ

low life in the 'burbs
slomo driveby thump bass boom
crap rap music sucks

"pigdog?" calls puppy
sick? someone smells "fishy" when
cunt in U endo?

She awaits calmly
Those eyes, half open, roll back
As I enter her

Translators Apply.
cunt on the wrong end of some
cats' inuendo

Misinformation
Some coffee in the morning
Also some at night

Sick puppy chasing
pussys; will he ever see
his very own tail?

I'm certain I'm not
obsessive-compulsively
sending bad haiku

rorts and elections
politicians are rooted
baby boomers laugh

rorts and elections
politicians are rooted

scooters skate boards falls
kids on bikes and boogie boards
blue bottles stinging

ripper rips king tides
humidity sugar cane
cricket bats tennis

cicadas mangoes
sunscreen flyscreens mossies
passionfruit ginger