I used to hate liberals
Parrot talked Limbaugh
Some of the two lane intolerance true
But two sides to every coin
Inflation soars, we're all human

My friend Jim
Lost his friend in Massachusetts
And moved to Maine to lose himself
To find himself

Sick and tired of vegetarianism
And Rambo is back
Promoting Vitamin C and kelp

Republican again and not sure what that means
Still the elephant roars...
Tax cuts and extra peanuts...
The soap opera is over
We trade One Life With Bill
for Wall Street Week and We Are the World

I am moody and insane
avoiding the inevitable
day in and day out
staying in a hard heart
when I could choose to leave

This is too easy using the force
Lifting up the cold living hand
Among so many cold people
To bitch and complain about the weather

Born Catholic
Born Again Protestant
Reborn Again Wiccan
Still the same, born just the same

Maine is a place
with lots of people
who were born using antiques
and will die using antiques

This is what we do
Worn out and angry at our homes
sit on a machine naked

then does chocolate
have the RUB for all of us
girls and boys to CUM

Chocolate simply
Another wank-off movie
Made for the Oscars

marijuana

doctors and gov'mind
agents are overdoses
health always once was

chocolate

I in boonies live
acclaimed performances are
far afield of I

I like my coffee
Just like I love my women
Always black and strong

severe swells storms squalls
Bill says goodbye lightning strikes
fearing burning Bush

telepathic bond
stretching like elastic band
morphic-pathetic

remembering fruit
when it tasted so much better
muscatel grapes plums

gushing gusting gales
ripping you out with the whales
and probably sharks

Routine surgery?
The King of Kensington is
dead... Long live The King!

Micro-manager
Reading all my private mail
Do you see yourself?

Dude in a Chevy
Flips you the bird. Hey Asshole!
Rednecks on Parade

Poor little 'puter
The Red Hat Distro had holes
Now I'm infected

consideration
have more committees meeting
keep asking questions

there are no answers
if you consider it all
unquestionably

bureaucracy rules
reproducing like a plague
we need a vaccine

on dunny floor piles
wet lavatory paper
watch out ya don't skid

A new place to rant
For all those who feel the need
Is Plastic dot com

Came to work today
Futile feeling persists
Life-sucking merger

Big shark tooth fossil
Now hanging around my neck
Scares people I meet

dreaming about teeth
so weird they all fell out
my eyes were gummy

She couldn't help it
She sneezed with me in her mouth
My peppery balls

Staring at the sky
With Confidence and Reason
I planned my next move

Fertilizer bomb
Did not know shit can explode
Government building

Now I want to die
Militia martyr, that

Las Vegas is a
Town with no clocks, but many
Master magicians.

Big, big company.
The right hand knows not what the
Left hand is doing.

carpul tunnel syndrome - NY

my mouth bows down to
suck cock in the lincoln dark
while carpool to work

wizard of ox is
wizard o'r fox depends if
your cock or cunt talks

Lame Duck Mutha' fuck
Cum Catcher Vomit Wretcher
That's who I worked for

Should read ------

Cathy Devi are
you submitting bad haiku
and not telling me?

Cathy Devi are
submitting bad haiku and
not telling me girl?

Mudjimba freaks out
Ashtons Circus elephants
swim in Maroochy

upwardly mobile
economy class syndrome
back here with the clots

miserable heat
thermometer ascending
sweat rolls down like tears

melancholy babe
muddy water still runs deep
woody guthrie wails

uneducated
I agree to a degree
wish I had one but

Fingers gripping Prince
wish I could serve like Lindsay
straight down the middle

Mobilisation
Embolisims bloody clots
lets swell legal plates

Visualize this.......
A harmonica fading
While the blues return

Knee deep in pudding
Lost I look around the room
What the fuck is wrong!

A night in Vegas
Won cash at blackjack table
Sold soul to devil