Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 67 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

pedantic poets
go to some lengths to remain
inside the meter
Haiku # 5606, January 20, 2001 4:17 am ET
by ash
when i write haiku
they may or may not be bad
but they are haiku
Haiku # 5605, January 20, 2001 4:10 am ET
by ash
some poets won't count
perhaps some of them can't count
don't count as haiku
Haiku # 5604, January 20, 2001 4:09 am ET
by ash
5-7-5, good haiku
no one knows how to form...
but then again fuck the rules because if it's good it just isn't bad enough now is it?
Haiku # 5603, January 19, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
i feel down and out
my life seems slow and useless
lets blow some shit up
Haiku # 5602, January 19, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
i smoke weed and cigs,
i drink and drop lots of pills,
it is not YOUR life
Haiku # 5601, January 19, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
burning, flaming pain
searing fire enters longues
man, that's some harsh shit
Haiku # 5600, January 19, 2001 10:30 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
all so lonely now
drugs distroy my life slowly
or maybe they don't
Haiku # 5599, January 19, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
painful shattered heart
hopelessness filling your soul
no more weed for you
Haiku # 5598, January 19, 2001 10:24 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
clutching porceline
pulling close to the white bowl
shit i drank too much
Haiku # 5597, January 19, 2001 9:59 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
jack smiles with deep content
his eyes shine with joy and peace
jack is quite baked
Haiku # 5596, January 19, 2001 9:58 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
jack's life seems pointless
he sinks into depression
jack's dog ate jack's stash
Haiku # 5595, January 19, 2001 9:55 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
Forget that last one
I don't really give a shit
If you count at all
Haiku # 5594, January 19, 2001 8:23 pm ET
by Janis
Count on your fingers
An abacus will suffice
Either is easy
Haiku # 5593, January 19, 2001 8:17 pm ET
by Janis
Haiku # 5592, January 19, 2001 5:26 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Haiku # 5591, January 19, 2001 5:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I used to hate liberals
Parrot talked Limbaugh
Some of the two lane intolerance true
But two sides to every coin
Inflation soars, we're all human
Haiku # 5590, January 19, 2001 1:39 pm ET
by Moxie of Camden right now, from Union
My friend Jim
Lost his friend in Massachusetts
And moved to Maine to lose himself
To find himself
Haiku # 5589, January 19, 2001 1:37 pm ET
by Moxie of I could be in Toronto by now...
Sick and tired of vegetarianism
And Rambo is back
Promoting Vitamin C and kelp
Haiku # 5588, January 19, 2001 1:36 pm ET
by Moxie of Compaq Deskpro keyboard
Republican again and not sure what that means
Still the elephant roars...
Tax cuts and extra peanuts...
The soap opera is over
We trade One Life With Bill
for Wall Street Week and We Are the World
Haiku # 5587, January 19, 2001 1:32 pm ET
by Moxie of sleeping with seattle
I am moody and insane
avoiding the inevitable
day in and day out
staying in a hard heart
when I could choose to leave
Haiku # 5586, January 19, 2001 1:29 pm ET
by Moxie of And all that other stuff
This is too easy using the force
Lifting up the cold living hand
Among so many cold people
To bitch and complain about the weather
Haiku # 5585, January 19, 2001 1:27 pm ET
by Moxie of I would rather be somewhere else...
Born Catholic
Born Again Protestant
Reborn Again Wiccan
Still the same, born just the same
Haiku # 5584, January 19, 2001 1:26 pm ET
by Moxie of Somewhere in this world...
Maine is a place
with lots of people
who were born using antiques
and will die using antiques
Haiku # 5583, January 19, 2001 1:24 pm ET
by Moxie of Ok, I'm in Maine!
This is what we do
Worn out and angry at our homes
sit on a machine naked
Haiku # 5582, January 19, 2001 1:23 pm ET
by Moxie of Yes it is...
then does chocolate
have the RUB for all of us
girls and boys to CUM
Haiku # 5581, January 19, 2001 10:29 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
Chocolate simply
Another wank-off movie
Made for the Oscars
Haiku # 5580, January 19, 2001 10:08 am ET
by Janis
marijuana

doctors and gov'mind
agents are overdoses
health always once was
Haiku # 5579, January 19, 2001 8:23 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
chocolate

I in boonies live
acclaimed performances are
far afield of I
Haiku # 5578, January 19, 2001 8:20 am ET
by MzConGenitalia
I like my coffee
Just like I love my women
Always black and strong
Haiku # 5577, January 19, 2001 2:27 am ET
by Tony's Grandpa
severe swells storms squalls
Bill says goodbye lightning strikes
fearing burning Bush
Haiku # 5576, January 19, 2001 12:34 am ET
by mellie
telepathic bond
stretching like elastic band
morphic-pathetic
Haiku # 5575, January 18, 2001 11:47 pm ET
by mellie
remembering fruit
when it tasted so much better
muscatel grapes plums
Haiku # 5574, January 18, 2001 11:35 pm ET
by mellie
gushing gusting gales
ripping you out with the whales
and probably sharks
Haiku # 5573, January 18, 2001 11:27 pm ET
by mellie
Routine surgery?
The King of Kensington is
dead... Long live The King!
Haiku # 5572, January 18, 2001 4:11 pm ET
by Lt. Samuels
Micro-manager
Reading all my private mail
Do you see yourself?
Haiku # 5571, January 18, 2001 1:56 pm ET
by Liz B of Penal colony
Dude in a Chevy
Flips you the bird. Hey Asshole!
Rednecks on Parade
Haiku # 5570, January 18, 2001 11:14 am ET
by Trish Badger of Camden, Maine
Poor little 'puter
The Red Hat Distro had holes
Now I'm infected
Haiku # 5569, January 18, 2001 9:42 am ET
by Janis
consideration
have more committees meeting
keep asking questions
Haiku # 5568, January 18, 2001 7:06 am ET
by mellie
there are no answers
if you consider it all
unquestionably
Haiku # 5567, January 18, 2001 6:23 am ET
by ash
bureaucracy rules
reproducing like a plague
we need a vaccine

Haiku # 5566, January 18, 2001 6:06 am ET
by ash
on dunny floor piles
wet lavatory paper
watch out ya don't skid
Haiku # 5565, January 18, 2001 12:05 am ET
by mellie
A new place to rant
For all those who feel the need
Is Plastic dot com
Haiku # 5564, January 17, 2001 5:23 pm ET
by Janis
Came to work today
Futile feeling persists
Life-sucking merger
Haiku # 5563, January 17, 2001 2:00 pm ET
by Janis
Big shark tooth fossil
Now hanging around my neck
Scares people I meet
Haiku # 5562, January 17, 2001 10:06 am ET
by FLYGIRL WU of Santa Monica, CA
dreaming about teeth
so weird they all fell out
my eyes were gummy
Haiku # 5561, January 17, 2001 6:29 am ET
by sleepy head
She couldn't help it
She sneezed with me in her mouth
My peppery balls
Haiku # 5560, January 16, 2001 6:19 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
Staring at the sky
With Confidence and Reason
I planned my next move
Haiku # 5559, January 16, 2001 5:12 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
Fertilizer bomb
Did not know shit can explode
Government building

Now I want to die
Militia martyr, that
Haiku # 5558, January 16, 2001 4:12 pm ET
by Niko Safavi of San Francisco, CA
Las Vegas is a
Town with no clocks, but many
Master magicians.
Haiku # 5557, January 16, 2001 9:17 am ET
by Derek Robinson of Berkeley, CA
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