Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

One martini for
The road, on the road, walking
Tempting for revenge
Haiku # 5649, January 22, 2001 8:02 am ET
by Moxie of one more...
reflection on the
passing fad? ignore mankind?
ignore Times Square?
Haiku # 5648, January 22, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Moxie of or...
The simple is not enough
Haiku # 5647, January 22, 2001 7:58 am ET
by Moxie of I don't know
People avoid state
Afraid of the ruling ruse
no power? got drugs?
Haiku # 5646, January 22, 2001 7:56 am ET
by Moxie of It's me
Each era informed
of the big bang when nothing
became everything
Haiku # 5645, January 22, 2001 7:55 am ET
by Moxie of universal
World without mankind
No listening ears and the
trees will only wave
Haiku # 5644, January 22, 2001 7:54 am ET
by Moxie of hmm, poetry without politics?
Some of us relax
Some of us live in the news
others, well, crosswords
Haiku # 5643, January 22, 2001 7:52 am ET
by Moxie of hmm...how can I resist...
crikey blue sport mate
tan me hide when I'm dead Fred
keep me cocky too
Haiku # 5642, January 22, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie
call me parochial
tie me kangaroo down, sport
stone the fucking crows
Haiku # 5641, January 22, 2001 6:05 am ET
by ash
harvest lemon grass?
go past dill lemon thyme mint
shy snake slithers there
Haiku # 5640, January 22, 2001 1:09 am ET
by mellie
time waits for no man even if ya type as fast as ya can
Haiku # 5639, January 21, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by mellie
tme waits for no gran
I will be a grandmother
grandiloquently
Haiku # 5638, January 21, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by mellie
if right ran the world
everyone would be safe;
all would be in jail
Haiku # 5637, January 21, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of so much for politics...how about poetry?
i state the simple
some people smoke too much crack
moxie might be one

(f-ing conservitives)
life is a joke,
that's the fucking point of it
i'm right(left) so relax
(hehe)
Haiku # 5636, January 21, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
i state the simple
Haiku # 5635, January 21, 2001 10:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
The self appointed
nutcase...evolved into a
more refined nutcase
Haiku # 5634, January 21, 2001 8:01 pm ET
by Moxie of oh, mellie 9good one liner :)/
thought it was a stork
that delivered the babies
now it's a swallow
Haiku # 5633, January 21, 2001 3:33 pm ET
by mellie
salmon proscuitto
blue swimmer crabs mussels yum
limes chillies good friends

frogs croaking humid
fresh rocket asparagus
lime tart and ice cream

Haiku # 5632, January 21, 2001 9:07 am ET
by mellie
jumped in hyped up on
discovering new place here
forgot my manners
Haiku # 5631, January 21, 2001 7:34 am ET
by Moxie of ...ah, but you had a point...
Sometimes something else
must be said
within limits formless
Haiku # 5630, January 21, 2001 7:32 am ET
by Moxie of Why limits must be stretched at times
Cardboard, you durn nut
Typos are that fun thing missed
strike one two three...out
Haiku # 5629, January 21, 2001 7:31 am ET
by Moxie of needs a spell check
John 3:16 words
Something held on carboard signs
at the superbowl

Haiku # 5628, January 21, 2001 7:29 am ET
by Moxie of :)
I(slap)love(slap)you
life is love,love is hell
Anarchist love Square
Haiku # 5627, January 20, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by Ross of Canada
boris innocent
not so easy to swallow
high seeded player
Haiku # 5626, January 20, 2001 10:29 pm ET
by ash
no, i am not god
even if it all adds up
you can't count on it
Haiku # 5625, January 20, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by ash
South park mexican
steals his name from cartman
I hate that bastard
Haiku # 5624, January 20, 2001 10:23 pm ET
by Steven of home
In and out of court
see man called Boris serving
Russians returning
Haiku # 5623, January 20, 2001 9:06 pm ET
by Ball Girl
Power, oh yeah ash
are you saying you are a
force of nature? god!!!!!
Haiku # 5622, January 20, 2001 7:51 pm ET
by anonyMoose
no power struggle
does god force frangipani
to have five petals ?

haiku's existence
occurs within its limits
or it's something else
Haiku # 5621, January 20, 2001 2:15 pm ET
by ash
Government lives on
anarchy still is people
living for some dream
Haiku # 5620, January 20, 2001 11:29 am ET
by Moxie of loitering here too much...
sense of humor check
passion ran away from me
posting graffiti
Haiku # 5619, January 20, 2001 11:21 am ET
by Moxie of getting over silly mood
electricity
elements environments
evisceration
Haiku # 5618, January 20, 2001 8:53 am ET
by Eggs
Life is a battle
This is about power, bro
When you critique yes?
Haiku # 5617, January 20, 2001 8:28 am ET
by Moxie of pass the buck
Haiku poets zen
They talked about nature
one liners, no punch
Haiku # 5616, January 20, 2001 8:27 am ET
by Moxie of Somewhere not in Japan
But in any case bro
I was listening to you
That is why this hurts
Haiku # 5615, January 20, 2001 8:25 am ET
by Moxie of considering annexing oregon...
Do not put cork on teapot
Teapot will expand and explode
Those too close get burned
Haiku # 5614, January 20, 2001 8:24 am ET
by Moxie of Drink it baby...
If I have to go to war...
With all the writers
I will, because I'm a Scorpio
Pendantic, overreactive and
evangelical
But also irrepresable ego
Haiku # 5613, January 20, 2001 8:23 am ET
by Moxie of fighting to express himself his way...
Trying to fit in
he wore gothic colors and
he swore dubya in
Haiku # 5612, January 20, 2001 8:22 am ET
by Moxie of crypto something
I think those were about me
Those poems asking me to correct myself
What's a haiku but stuff
These are bad haikus, that's why
they don't always come out right
enjoy it
Haiku # 5611, January 20, 2001 8:20 am ET
by Moxie of defensive as usual
Don't they love to fight?
I gotta be f-ing right now
It's not a haiku!
(damn liberals)
Haiku # 5610, January 20, 2001 8:19 am ET
by Moxie of quite pendantic...
Why am I crying?
Oh so many little deaths
I am in heaven
Haiku # 5609, January 20, 2001 7:39 am ET
by mellie
call for the doctor
telephone the police on beat
stroke the sweet pussy
Haiku # 5608, January 20, 2001 6:00 am ET
by mellie
Pussy is a wonderful creature,decorated with all it's fancy hair,has the mouth and jaw like a methodist preacher,and the stank of the ass of a bear
Haiku # 5607, January 20, 2001 4:39 am ET
by Divad of The Hills
pedantic poets
go to some lengths to remain
inside the meter
Haiku # 5606, January 20, 2001 4:17 am ET
by ash
when i write haiku
they may or may not be bad
but they are haiku
Haiku # 5605, January 20, 2001 4:10 am ET
by ash
some poets won't count
perhaps some of them can't count
don't count as haiku
Haiku # 5604, January 20, 2001 4:09 am ET
by ash
5-7-5, good haiku
no one knows how to form...
but then again fuck the rules because if it's good it just isn't bad enough now is it?
Haiku # 5603, January 19, 2001 10:41 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
i feel down and out
my life seems slow and useless
lets blow some shit up
Haiku # 5602, January 19, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
i smoke weed and cigs,
i drink and drop lots of pills,
it is not YOUR life
Haiku # 5601, January 19, 2001 10:33 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
burning, flaming pain
searing fire enters longues
man, that's some harsh shit
Haiku # 5600, January 19, 2001 10:30 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
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