Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

angoraphobic?
angora goat up and gone
escaped funny farm

the doc was so harsh
was it his diagnosis?
unquestionably
Haiku # 5684, January 24, 2001 6:02 am ET
by mellie
it's all down to you
there is nothing to swallow
spit if you want to
Haiku # 5683, January 24, 2001 2:10 am ET
by ash
burnt by evil acid
frantic flapping fans false flames
illiterally

Haiku # 5682, January 24, 2001 2:07 am ET
by ash
pigdog is correct
As always I have hidden
Things in bad places
Haiku # 5681, January 23, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Janis
I told them, janis
don't hide the blotter acid,
in the birdcage!!!!!!
Haiku # 5680, January 23, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by pigdog
Late nights, early days
Waking up in strange places
There's no place like home
Haiku # 5679, January 23, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
No Love Shack out here
On the Atlanta Highway
So lost in Georgia
Haiku # 5678, January 23, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
My fear of pet birds
Has finally been localized
To bad LSD
Haiku # 5677, January 23, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Janis
A person takes some...
time, moments, and observing
to open up to thee
Haiku # 5676, January 23, 2001 10:01 am ET
by Moxie of it was the bunnies...
Who are we all here?
We speak to other people
Who are word cyphers
Haiku # 5675, January 23, 2001 10:00 am ET
by Moxie of mellie?
the moment is the work
what you feel or think, is not
whatever, but is
Haiku # 5674, January 23, 2001 9:58 am ET
by Moxie of trying to fly above
There is a truth
Even being relative
is a faith in that
Haiku # 5673, January 23, 2001 9:57 am ET
by Moxie of ????
big rain moth gone nuts
banging the gauze and the light
shit happens some nights
Haiku # 5672, January 23, 2001 8:47 am ET
by mellie
open up moxie
truth is you know whatever
you want quite frankly
Haiku # 5671, January 23, 2001 8:43 am ET
by mellie
Cold coffee at noon
Laughing at the frank haikus
Truth is worth a smile
Haiku # 5670, January 23, 2001 8:34 am ET
by Moxie of :)...
Snow gently falling.
Roommates dandruff is cause of
today's bad haiku
Haiku # 5669, January 23, 2001 6:51 am ET
by anti-chris
flying fox replete
hope they get the squitters bad
full of our mangoes
Haiku # 5668, January 23, 2001 6:34 am ET
by mellie
RESUSCIATION
appiontment is made to fix
sick bunny haiku
Haiku # 5667, January 23, 2001 6:29 am ET
by mellie
a resurrection
my doc makes me smile
a funny little bunny

(not an easter one)
Haiku # 5666, January 23, 2001 6:07 am ET
by mellie
my doc makes me smile

Haiku # 5665, January 23, 2001 5:53 am ET
by mellie
behaving badly
it's beneath my dignity
near my dirty thoughts
Haiku # 5664, January 23, 2001 5:51 am ET
by ash
rustle of gum leaves
dark wings softly fluttering
barking of fruit bats
Haiku # 5663, January 23, 2001 5:47 am ET
by ash
unaccountably
the diagnosis was wrong
(angoraphobic)
Haiku # 5662, January 23, 2001 5:44 am ET
by ash
bathed by cold water
vista of little fishes
backlash of sunburn
Haiku # 5661, January 23, 2001 5:42 am ET
by ash
fearing pet rabbits
the diagnosis was clear
angoraphobia
Haiku # 5660, January 23, 2001 3:04 am ET
by ash
Harvest My Semen
From My Loins To Your Freezer
Might Need It Some Day
Haiku # 5659, January 23, 2001 1:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
agoraphobic?
I just don't like leaving home
adgitatedly
Haiku # 5658, January 22, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by mellie
she: I have wet pants
doc: you have incontinence
she: not really, just

when I cough sneeze run
jump get a fright laugh and when
I'm feeling sexy
Haiku # 5657, January 22, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by mellie
prepare to receive
Opus tune-ity which cums
at strangest moments
Haiku # 5656, January 22, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
Opportunity
Comes at the strangest moments
Prepare to receive
Haiku # 5655, January 22, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by Liz B.
Whenever you call,
It always surprises me
What's in store this time?
Haiku # 5654, January 22, 2001 12:56 pm ET
by Liz B.
Ford first president
to serve without ever been
elected; now two.
Haiku # 5653, January 22, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by unconceding
ya bloody galah
don't go acting the fool Curl
croquet and the rest
Haiku # 5652, January 22, 2001 11:32 am ET
by mellie
Yeah? what should I do?
now that I have retired from
sumo wrestling?
Haiku # 5651, January 22, 2001 9:10 am ET
by big bopper
My voice would not speak
I feel I would die voided
a blank check nowhere
Haiku # 5650, January 22, 2001 8:03 am ET
by Moxie of if you won
One martini for
The road, on the road, walking
Tempting for revenge
Haiku # 5649, January 22, 2001 8:02 am ET
by Moxie of one more...
reflection on the
passing fad? ignore mankind?
ignore Times Square?
Haiku # 5648, January 22, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Moxie of or...
The simple is not enough
Haiku # 5647, January 22, 2001 7:58 am ET
by Moxie of I don't know
People avoid state
Afraid of the ruling ruse
no power? got drugs?
Haiku # 5646, January 22, 2001 7:56 am ET
by Moxie of It's me
Each era informed
of the big bang when nothing
became everything
Haiku # 5645, January 22, 2001 7:55 am ET
by Moxie of universal
World without mankind
No listening ears and the
trees will only wave
Haiku # 5644, January 22, 2001 7:54 am ET
by Moxie of hmm, poetry without politics?
Some of us relax
Some of us live in the news
others, well, crosswords
Haiku # 5643, January 22, 2001 7:52 am ET
by Moxie of hmm...how can I resist...
crikey blue sport mate
tan me hide when I'm dead Fred
keep me cocky too
Haiku # 5642, January 22, 2001 7:23 am ET
by mellie
call me parochial
tie me kangaroo down, sport
stone the fucking crows
Haiku # 5641, January 22, 2001 6:05 am ET
by ash
harvest lemon grass?
go past dill lemon thyme mint
shy snake slithers there
Haiku # 5640, January 22, 2001 1:09 am ET
by mellie
time waits for no man even if ya type as fast as ya can
Haiku # 5639, January 21, 2001 11:51 pm ET
by mellie
tme waits for no gran
I will be a grandmother
grandiloquently
Haiku # 5638, January 21, 2001 10:37 pm ET
by mellie
if right ran the world
everyone would be safe;
all would be in jail
Haiku # 5637, January 21, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of so much for politics...how about poetry?
i state the simple
some people smoke too much crack
moxie might be one

(f-ing conservitives)
life is a joke,
that's the fucking point of it
i'm right(left) so relax
(hehe)
Haiku # 5636, January 21, 2001 10:25 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
i state the simple
Haiku # 5635, January 21, 2001 10:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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