Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

When you get too deep
You become Martin Luther
Throwing ink at Baal
Haiku # 5720, January 26, 2001 8:33 am ET
by Moxie of optional
Falling bits of Poo
Pelt my window ceaselessly
Richard lives upstairs
Haiku # 5719, January 26, 2001 7:45 am ET
by Niceguy
good god in heaven
I pray I never will fall
into a black hole
Haiku # 5718, January 26, 2001 6:18 am ET
by mellie
you know you are old
if your body has more than
one hairy black hole

does this mean aging
is a process of growing
false assholes? Dear God??????
Haiku # 5717, January 25, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by anonyMoose
I just love to poo
I just do I do I do
I love poo do you
Haiku # 5716, January 25, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by found in bathroom stall
sudden bell clamor
night on fire run to door
flaming bag of poo
Haiku # 5715, January 25, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Paver
it's australia day
the day history began
for the white fellas
Haiku # 5714, January 25, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by ash
pontification
if it could be qualified
i would be a pope
Haiku # 5713, January 25, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by ash
thinking about it
there is so much to ponder
considerably
Haiku # 5712, January 25, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by ash
Put them on right now
Matt's Arabian Goggles
Improve your vision
Haiku # 5711, January 25, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by Bob Gendron
sitting stoically
i blow bitty balls of poo
in quick four four time.
Haiku # 5710, January 25, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by niceguy
Rusted cast poo pipe
Basement fills with poop and piss
Why am I so cheap
Haiku # 5709, January 25, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Frank
The colon is bloated
Stealth move to executive can
beached brown whale is left
Haiku # 5708, January 25, 2001 9:50 am ET
by Mikey of the executive can
Stuck at 27 or 13
sitting on his duffer for
and this explains him
Haiku # 5707, January 25, 2001 9:24 am ET
by Moxie of stuck at 27...
It's a pack of cards...
Some think it's a huge book
Written for time on
Haiku # 5706, January 25, 2001 9:04 am ET
by Moxie of on tarot...
One can be a fiend
not a major sinner but
a glutton perhaps
Haiku # 5705, January 25, 2001 9:02 am ET
by Moxie of This thing about sex...
Controversial men
burn out after some measly time
over nachos
Haiku # 5704, January 25, 2001 9:00 am ET
by Moxie of throwing it all away...
Lesbian e-mails
Didn't look for them at all
they found me at home
Haiku # 5703, January 25, 2001 8:59 am ET
by Moxie of at home...
the grand design is
everything and anything
timing and patience
Haiku # 5702, January 25, 2001 8:58 am ET
by Moxie of I'm fine...
once a nut always so
gypsy moves on forgotten
stolen smokes in air
Haiku # 5701, January 25, 2001 8:56 am ET
by Moxie of I'm just insane, don't bother...
Don't smoke one might say
Welcome nowhere, gypsy steals
pack is gone, move on...
Haiku # 5700, January 25, 2001 8:53 am ET
by Moxie of once a nutball, always a nutball
heart beat beating heat
tattoos drumming up the muck
sensationally
Haiku # 5699, January 25, 2001 7:30 am ET
by mellie
My wife's name is Kim.
She learned to play the guitar
in only 4 weeks.
Haiku # 5698, January 25, 2001 6:29 am ET
by Matt of Far Away
haiku that are like
dreams you cannot remember;
forgotten once read...
Haiku # 5697, January 24, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by pigdog
opinions vary
ev'ryone is different
none definitive
Haiku # 5696, January 24, 2001 9:18 pm ET
by ash
summer sun beats down
media stories beat up
haikuists beat off
Haiku # 5695, January 24, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ash
You think I'm crazy?
I'm just fulfilling my dreams.
Unlike most people.
Haiku # 5694, January 24, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Matt of Far Away
yes, man is a bridge
woman walks all over him
once she lays him down
Haiku # 5693, January 24, 2001 4:25 pm ET
by Josh
i had sex today
with a woman i don't want
i fuck, life fucks back
Haiku # 5692, January 24, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by Josh
Lyrical Zero
moving tongues within our heads
what does it all mean?
Haiku # 5691, January 24, 2001 4:19 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
grand dame of tarot
at eumundi markets says
dont smoke in my space
Haiku # 5690, January 24, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by mellie, for moxie
Grand Dame of Tarot
at Eumundi markets
"don't smoke in my space"
Haiku # 5689, January 24, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by mellie, for moxie
cronulla manly
faecal coliform,oh shit
harbouring sewage

kawana coolum
dog poop at perigian
little cove noosa
Haiku # 5688, January 24, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by mellie
Sunrise, crisp cool air
Warm pile, TP, buzzing flies
Harmony defiled
Haiku # 5687, January 24, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Paver Dick
I teased with the team
Only to find that the team
had no use for yes
Haiku # 5686, January 24, 2001 8:48 am ET
by Moxie of blues...
She did some tarot
or was it playing with fire
and i got burned
Haiku # 5685, January 24, 2001 8:47 am ET
by Moxie of indubitably
angoraphobic?
angora goat up and gone
escaped funny farm

the doc was so harsh
was it his diagnosis?
unquestionably
Haiku # 5684, January 24, 2001 6:02 am ET
by mellie
it's all down to you
there is nothing to swallow
spit if you want to
Haiku # 5683, January 24, 2001 2:10 am ET
by ash
burnt by evil acid
frantic flapping fans false flames
illiterally

Haiku # 5682, January 24, 2001 2:07 am ET
by ash
pigdog is correct
As always I have hidden
Things in bad places
Haiku # 5681, January 23, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Janis
I told them, janis
don't hide the blotter acid,
in the birdcage!!!!!!
Haiku # 5680, January 23, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by pigdog
Late nights, early days
Waking up in strange places
There's no place like home
Haiku # 5679, January 23, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
No Love Shack out here
On the Atlanta Highway
So lost in Georgia
Haiku # 5678, January 23, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
My fear of pet birds
Has finally been localized
To bad LSD
Haiku # 5677, January 23, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Janis
A person takes some...
time, moments, and observing
to open up to thee
Haiku # 5676, January 23, 2001 10:01 am ET
by Moxie of it was the bunnies...
Who are we all here?
We speak to other people
Who are word cyphers
Haiku # 5675, January 23, 2001 10:00 am ET
by Moxie of mellie?
the moment is the work
what you feel or think, is not
whatever, but is
Haiku # 5674, January 23, 2001 9:58 am ET
by Moxie of trying to fly above
There is a truth
Even being relative
is a faith in that
Haiku # 5673, January 23, 2001 9:57 am ET
by Moxie of ????
big rain moth gone nuts
banging the gauze and the light
shit happens some nights
Haiku # 5672, January 23, 2001 8:47 am ET
by mellie
open up moxie
truth is you know whatever
you want quite frankly
Haiku # 5671, January 23, 2001 8:43 am ET
by mellie
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