Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

i had sex today
with a woman i don't want
i fuck, life fucks back
Haiku # 5692, January 24, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by Josh
Lyrical Zero
moving tongues within our heads
what does it all mean?
Haiku # 5691, January 24, 2001 4:19 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
grand dame of tarot
at eumundi markets says
dont smoke in my space
Haiku # 5690, January 24, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by mellie, for moxie
Grand Dame of Tarot
at Eumundi markets
"don't smoke in my space"
Haiku # 5689, January 24, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by mellie, for moxie
cronulla manly
faecal coliform,oh shit
harbouring sewage

kawana coolum
dog poop at perigian
little cove noosa
Haiku # 5688, January 24, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by mellie
Sunrise, crisp cool air
Warm pile, TP, buzzing flies
Harmony defiled
Haiku # 5687, January 24, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Paver Dick
I teased with the team
Only to find that the team
had no use for yes
Haiku # 5686, January 24, 2001 8:48 am ET
by Moxie of blues...
She did some tarot
or was it playing with fire
and i got burned
Haiku # 5685, January 24, 2001 8:47 am ET
by Moxie of indubitably
angoraphobic?
angora goat up and gone
escaped funny farm

the doc was so harsh
was it his diagnosis?
unquestionably
Haiku # 5684, January 24, 2001 6:02 am ET
by mellie
it's all down to you
there is nothing to swallow
spit if you want to
Haiku # 5683, January 24, 2001 2:10 am ET
by ash
burnt by evil acid
frantic flapping fans false flames
illiterally

Haiku # 5682, January 24, 2001 2:07 am ET
by ash
pigdog is correct
As always I have hidden
Things in bad places
Haiku # 5681, January 23, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Janis
I told them, janis
don't hide the blotter acid,
in the birdcage!!!!!!
Haiku # 5680, January 23, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by pigdog
Late nights, early days
Waking up in strange places
There's no place like home
Haiku # 5679, January 23, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
No Love Shack out here
On the Atlanta Highway
So lost in Georgia
Haiku # 5678, January 23, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
My fear of pet birds
Has finally been localized
To bad LSD
Haiku # 5677, January 23, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Janis
A person takes some...
time, moments, and observing
to open up to thee
Haiku # 5676, January 23, 2001 10:01 am ET
by Moxie of it was the bunnies...
Who are we all here?
We speak to other people
Who are word cyphers
Haiku # 5675, January 23, 2001 10:00 am ET
by Moxie of mellie?
the moment is the work
what you feel or think, is not
whatever, but is
Haiku # 5674, January 23, 2001 9:58 am ET
by Moxie of trying to fly above
There is a truth
Even being relative
is a faith in that
Haiku # 5673, January 23, 2001 9:57 am ET
by Moxie of ????
big rain moth gone nuts
banging the gauze and the light
shit happens some nights
Haiku # 5672, January 23, 2001 8:47 am ET
by mellie
open up moxie
truth is you know whatever
you want quite frankly
Haiku # 5671, January 23, 2001 8:43 am ET
by mellie
Cold coffee at noon
Laughing at the frank haikus
Truth is worth a smile
Haiku # 5670, January 23, 2001 8:34 am ET
by Moxie of :)...
Snow gently falling.
Roommates dandruff is cause of
today's bad haiku
Haiku # 5669, January 23, 2001 6:51 am ET
by anti-chris
flying fox replete
hope they get the squitters bad
full of our mangoes
Haiku # 5668, January 23, 2001 6:34 am ET
by mellie
RESUSCIATION
appiontment is made to fix
sick bunny haiku
Haiku # 5667, January 23, 2001 6:29 am ET
by mellie
a resurrection
my doc makes me smile
a funny little bunny

(not an easter one)
Haiku # 5666, January 23, 2001 6:07 am ET
by mellie
my doc makes me smile

Haiku # 5665, January 23, 2001 5:53 am ET
by mellie
behaving badly
it's beneath my dignity
near my dirty thoughts
Haiku # 5664, January 23, 2001 5:51 am ET
by ash
rustle of gum leaves
dark wings softly fluttering
barking of fruit bats
Haiku # 5663, January 23, 2001 5:47 am ET
by ash
unaccountably
the diagnosis was wrong
(angoraphobic)
Haiku # 5662, January 23, 2001 5:44 am ET
by ash
bathed by cold water
vista of little fishes
backlash of sunburn
Haiku # 5661, January 23, 2001 5:42 am ET
by ash
fearing pet rabbits
the diagnosis was clear
angoraphobia
Haiku # 5660, January 23, 2001 3:04 am ET
by ash
Harvest My Semen
From My Loins To Your Freezer
Might Need It Some Day
Haiku # 5659, January 23, 2001 1:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
agoraphobic?
I just don't like leaving home
adgitatedly
Haiku # 5658, January 22, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by mellie
she: I have wet pants
doc: you have incontinence
she: not really, just

when I cough sneeze run
jump get a fright laugh and when
I'm feeling sexy
Haiku # 5657, January 22, 2001 6:53 pm ET
by mellie
prepare to receive
Opus tune-ity which cums
at strangest moments
Haiku # 5656, January 22, 2001 1:34 pm ET
by MzConGenitalia
Opportunity
Comes at the strangest moments
Prepare to receive
Haiku # 5655, January 22, 2001 1:00 pm ET
by Liz B.
Whenever you call,
It always surprises me
What's in store this time?
Haiku # 5654, January 22, 2001 12:56 pm ET
by Liz B.
Ford first president
to serve without ever been
elected; now two.
Haiku # 5653, January 22, 2001 12:44 pm ET
by unconceding
ya bloody galah
don't go acting the fool Curl
croquet and the rest
Haiku # 5652, January 22, 2001 11:32 am ET
by mellie
Yeah? what should I do?
now that I have retired from
sumo wrestling?
Haiku # 5651, January 22, 2001 9:10 am ET
by big bopper
My voice would not speak
I feel I would die voided
a blank check nowhere
Haiku # 5650, January 22, 2001 8:03 am ET
by Moxie of if you won
One martini for
The road, on the road, walking
Tempting for revenge
Haiku # 5649, January 22, 2001 8:02 am ET
by Moxie of one more...
reflection on the
passing fad? ignore mankind?
ignore Times Square?
Haiku # 5648, January 22, 2001 7:59 am ET
by Moxie of or...
The simple is not enough
Haiku # 5647, January 22, 2001 7:58 am ET
by Moxie of I don't know
People avoid state
Afraid of the ruling ruse
no power? got drugs?
Haiku # 5646, January 22, 2001 7:56 am ET
by Moxie of It's me
Each era informed
of the big bang when nothing
became everything
Haiku # 5645, January 22, 2001 7:55 am ET
by Moxie of universal
World without mankind
No listening ears and the
trees will only wave
Haiku # 5644, January 22, 2001 7:54 am ET
by Moxie of hmm, poetry without politics?
Some of us relax
Some of us live in the news
others, well, crosswords
Haiku # 5643, January 22, 2001 7:52 am ET
by Moxie of hmm...how can I resist...
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