Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

Stuck at 27 or 13
sitting on his duffer for
and this explains him
Haiku # 5707, January 25, 2001 9:24 am ET
by Moxie of stuck at 27...
It's a pack of cards...
Some think it's a huge book
Written for time on
Haiku # 5706, January 25, 2001 9:04 am ET
by Moxie of on tarot...
One can be a fiend
not a major sinner but
a glutton perhaps
Haiku # 5705, January 25, 2001 9:02 am ET
by Moxie of This thing about sex...
Controversial men
burn out after some measly time
over nachos
Haiku # 5704, January 25, 2001 9:00 am ET
by Moxie of throwing it all away...
Lesbian e-mails
Didn't look for them at all
they found me at home
Haiku # 5703, January 25, 2001 8:59 am ET
by Moxie of at home...
the grand design is
everything and anything
timing and patience
Haiku # 5702, January 25, 2001 8:58 am ET
by Moxie of I'm fine...
once a nut always so
gypsy moves on forgotten
stolen smokes in air
Haiku # 5701, January 25, 2001 8:56 am ET
by Moxie of I'm just insane, don't bother...
Don't smoke one might say
Welcome nowhere, gypsy steals
pack is gone, move on...
Haiku # 5700, January 25, 2001 8:53 am ET
by Moxie of once a nutball, always a nutball
heart beat beating heat
tattoos drumming up the muck
sensationally
Haiku # 5699, January 25, 2001 7:30 am ET
by mellie
My wife's name is Kim.
She learned to play the guitar
in only 4 weeks.
Haiku # 5698, January 25, 2001 6:29 am ET
by Matt of Far Away
haiku that are like
dreams you cannot remember;
forgotten once read...
Haiku # 5697, January 24, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by pigdog
opinions vary
ev'ryone is different
none definitive
Haiku # 5696, January 24, 2001 9:18 pm ET
by ash
summer sun beats down
media stories beat up
haikuists beat off
Haiku # 5695, January 24, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ash
You think I'm crazy?
I'm just fulfilling my dreams.
Unlike most people.
Haiku # 5694, January 24, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Matt of Far Away
yes, man is a bridge
woman walks all over him
once she lays him down
Haiku # 5693, January 24, 2001 4:25 pm ET
by Josh
i had sex today
with a woman i don't want
i fuck, life fucks back
Haiku # 5692, January 24, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by Josh
Lyrical Zero
moving tongues within our heads
what does it all mean?
Haiku # 5691, January 24, 2001 4:19 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
grand dame of tarot
at eumundi markets says
dont smoke in my space
Haiku # 5690, January 24, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by mellie, for moxie
Grand Dame of Tarot
at Eumundi markets
"don't smoke in my space"
Haiku # 5689, January 24, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by mellie, for moxie
cronulla manly
faecal coliform,oh shit
harbouring sewage

kawana coolum
dog poop at perigian
little cove noosa
Haiku # 5688, January 24, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by mellie
Sunrise, crisp cool air
Warm pile, TP, buzzing flies
Harmony defiled
Haiku # 5687, January 24, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Paver Dick
I teased with the team
Only to find that the team
had no use for yes
Haiku # 5686, January 24, 2001 8:48 am ET
by Moxie of blues...
She did some tarot
or was it playing with fire
and i got burned
Haiku # 5685, January 24, 2001 8:47 am ET
by Moxie of indubitably
angoraphobic?
angora goat up and gone
escaped funny farm

the doc was so harsh
was it his diagnosis?
unquestionably
Haiku # 5684, January 24, 2001 6:02 am ET
by mellie
it's all down to you
there is nothing to swallow
spit if you want to
Haiku # 5683, January 24, 2001 2:10 am ET
by ash
burnt by evil acid
frantic flapping fans false flames
illiterally

Haiku # 5682, January 24, 2001 2:07 am ET
by ash
pigdog is correct
As always I have hidden
Things in bad places
Haiku # 5681, January 23, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Janis
I told them, janis
don't hide the blotter acid,
in the birdcage!!!!!!
Haiku # 5680, January 23, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by pigdog
Late nights, early days
Waking up in strange places
There's no place like home
Haiku # 5679, January 23, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
No Love Shack out here
On the Atlanta Highway
So lost in Georgia
Haiku # 5678, January 23, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
My fear of pet birds
Has finally been localized
To bad LSD
Haiku # 5677, January 23, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Janis
A person takes some...
time, moments, and observing
to open up to thee
Haiku # 5676, January 23, 2001 10:01 am ET
by Moxie of it was the bunnies...
Who are we all here?
We speak to other people
Who are word cyphers
Haiku # 5675, January 23, 2001 10:00 am ET
by Moxie of mellie?
the moment is the work
what you feel or think, is not
whatever, but is
Haiku # 5674, January 23, 2001 9:58 am ET
by Moxie of trying to fly above
There is a truth
Even being relative
is a faith in that
Haiku # 5673, January 23, 2001 9:57 am ET
by Moxie of ????
big rain moth gone nuts
banging the gauze and the light
shit happens some nights
Haiku # 5672, January 23, 2001 8:47 am ET
by mellie
open up moxie
truth is you know whatever
you want quite frankly
Haiku # 5671, January 23, 2001 8:43 am ET
by mellie
Cold coffee at noon
Laughing at the frank haikus
Truth is worth a smile
Haiku # 5670, January 23, 2001 8:34 am ET
by Moxie of :)...
Snow gently falling.
Roommates dandruff is cause of
today's bad haiku
Haiku # 5669, January 23, 2001 6:51 am ET
by anti-chris
flying fox replete
hope they get the squitters bad
full of our mangoes
Haiku # 5668, January 23, 2001 6:34 am ET
by mellie
RESUSCIATION
appiontment is made to fix
sick bunny haiku
Haiku # 5667, January 23, 2001 6:29 am ET
by mellie
a resurrection
my doc makes me smile
a funny little bunny

(not an easter one)
Haiku # 5666, January 23, 2001 6:07 am ET
by mellie
my doc makes me smile

Haiku # 5665, January 23, 2001 5:53 am ET
by mellie
behaving badly
it's beneath my dignity
near my dirty thoughts
Haiku # 5664, January 23, 2001 5:51 am ET
by ash
rustle of gum leaves
dark wings softly fluttering
barking of fruit bats
Haiku # 5663, January 23, 2001 5:47 am ET
by ash
unaccountably
the diagnosis was wrong
(angoraphobic)
Haiku # 5662, January 23, 2001 5:44 am ET
by ash
bathed by cold water
vista of little fishes
backlash of sunburn
Haiku # 5661, January 23, 2001 5:42 am ET
by ash
fearing pet rabbits
the diagnosis was clear
angoraphobia
Haiku # 5660, January 23, 2001 3:04 am ET
by ash
Harvest My Semen
From My Loins To Your Freezer
Might Need It Some Day
Haiku # 5659, January 23, 2001 1:38 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
agoraphobic?
I just don't like leaving home
adgitatedly
Haiku # 5658, January 22, 2001 9:46 pm ET
by mellie
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