Don't smoke one might say
Welcome nowhere, gypsy steals
pack is gone, move on...

heart beat beating heat
tattoos drumming up the muck
sensationally

My wife's name is Kim.
She learned to play the guitar
in only 4 weeks.

haiku that are like
dreams you cannot remember;
forgotten once read...

opinions vary
ev'ryone is different
none definitive

summer sun beats down
media stories beat up
haikuists beat off

You think I'm crazy?
I'm just fulfilling my dreams.
Unlike most people.

yes, man is a bridge
woman walks all over him
once she lays him down

i had sex today
with a woman i don't want
i fuck, life fucks back

Lyrical Zero
moving tongues within our heads
what does it all mean?

grand dame of tarot
at eumundi markets says
dont smoke in my space

Grand Dame of Tarot
at Eumundi markets
"don't smoke in my space"

cronulla manly
faecal coliform,oh shit
harbouring sewage

kawana coolum
dog poop at perigian
little cove noosa

Sunrise, crisp cool air
Warm pile, TP, buzzing flies
Harmony defiled

I teased with the team
Only to find that the team
had no use for yes

She did some tarot
or was it playing with fire
and i got burned

angoraphobic?
angora goat up and gone
escaped funny farm

the doc was so harsh
was it his diagnosis?
unquestionably

it's all down to you
there is nothing to swallow
spit if you want to

burnt by evil acid
frantic flapping fans false flames
illiterally

pigdog is correct
As always I have hidden
Things in bad places

I told them, janis
don't hide the blotter acid,
in the birdcage!!!!!!

Late nights, early days
Waking up in strange places
There's no place like home

No Love Shack out here
On the Atlanta Highway
So lost in Georgia

My fear of pet birds
Has finally been localized
To bad LSD

A person takes some...
time, moments, and observing
to open up to thee

Who are we all here?
We speak to other people
Who are word cyphers

the moment is the work
what you feel or think, is not
whatever, but is

There is a truth
Even being relative
is a faith in that

big rain moth gone nuts
banging the gauze and the light
shit happens some nights

open up moxie
truth is you know whatever
you want quite frankly

Cold coffee at noon
Laughing at the frank haikus
Truth is worth a smile

Snow gently falling.
Roommates dandruff is cause of
today's bad haiku

flying fox replete
hope they get the squitters bad
full of our mangoes

RESUSCIATION
appiontment is made to fix
sick bunny haiku

a resurrection
my doc makes me smile
a funny little bunny

(not an easter one)

my doc makes me smile

behaving badly
it's beneath my dignity
near my dirty thoughts

rustle of gum leaves
dark wings softly fluttering
barking of fruit bats

unaccountably
the diagnosis was wrong
(angoraphobic)

bathed by cold water
vista of little fishes
backlash of sunburn

fearing pet rabbits
the diagnosis was clear
angoraphobia

Harvest My Semen
From My Loins To Your Freezer
Might Need It Some Day

agoraphobic?
I just don't like leaving home
adgitatedly

she: I have wet pants
doc: you have incontinence
she: not really, just

when I cough sneeze run
jump get a fright laugh and when
I'm feeling sexy

prepare to receive
Opus tune-ity which cums
at strangest moments

Opportunity
Comes at the strangest moments
Prepare to receive

Whenever you call,
It always surprises me
What's in store this time?

Ford first president
to serve without ever been
elected; now two.

ya bloody galah
don't go acting the fool Curl
croquet and the rest

Yeah? what should I do?
now that I have retired from
sumo wrestling?