Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

you know you are old
if your body has more than
one hairy black hole

does this mean aging
is a process of growing
false assholes? Dear God??????
Haiku # 5717, January 25, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by anonyMoose
I just love to poo
I just do I do I do
I love poo do you
Haiku # 5716, January 25, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by found in bathroom stall
sudden bell clamor
night on fire run to door
flaming bag of poo
Haiku # 5715, January 25, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Paver
it's australia day
the day history began
for the white fellas
Haiku # 5714, January 25, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by ash
pontification
if it could be qualified
i would be a pope
Haiku # 5713, January 25, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by ash
thinking about it
there is so much to ponder
considerably
Haiku # 5712, January 25, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by ash
Put them on right now
Matt's Arabian Goggles
Improve your vision
Haiku # 5711, January 25, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by Bob Gendron
sitting stoically
i blow bitty balls of poo
in quick four four time.
Haiku # 5710, January 25, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by niceguy
Rusted cast poo pipe
Basement fills with poop and piss
Why am I so cheap
Haiku # 5709, January 25, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Frank
The colon is bloated
Stealth move to executive can
beached brown whale is left
Haiku # 5708, January 25, 2001 9:50 am ET
by Mikey of the executive can
Stuck at 27 or 13
sitting on his duffer for
and this explains him
Haiku # 5707, January 25, 2001 9:24 am ET
by Moxie of stuck at 27...
It's a pack of cards...
Some think it's a huge book
Written for time on
Haiku # 5706, January 25, 2001 9:04 am ET
by Moxie of on tarot...
One can be a fiend
not a major sinner but
a glutton perhaps
Haiku # 5705, January 25, 2001 9:02 am ET
by Moxie of This thing about sex...
Controversial men
burn out after some measly time
over nachos
Haiku # 5704, January 25, 2001 9:00 am ET
by Moxie of throwing it all away...
Lesbian e-mails
Didn't look for them at all
they found me at home
Haiku # 5703, January 25, 2001 8:59 am ET
by Moxie of at home...
the grand design is
everything and anything
timing and patience
Haiku # 5702, January 25, 2001 8:58 am ET
by Moxie of I'm fine...
once a nut always so
gypsy moves on forgotten
stolen smokes in air
Haiku # 5701, January 25, 2001 8:56 am ET
by Moxie of I'm just insane, don't bother...
Don't smoke one might say
Welcome nowhere, gypsy steals
pack is gone, move on...
Haiku # 5700, January 25, 2001 8:53 am ET
by Moxie of once a nutball, always a nutball
heart beat beating heat
tattoos drumming up the muck
sensationally
Haiku # 5699, January 25, 2001 7:30 am ET
by mellie
My wife's name is Kim.
She learned to play the guitar
in only 4 weeks.
Haiku # 5698, January 25, 2001 6:29 am ET
by Matt of Far Away
haiku that are like
dreams you cannot remember;
forgotten once read...
Haiku # 5697, January 24, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by pigdog
opinions vary
ev'ryone is different
none definitive
Haiku # 5696, January 24, 2001 9:18 pm ET
by ash
summer sun beats down
media stories beat up
haikuists beat off
Haiku # 5695, January 24, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ash
You think I'm crazy?
I'm just fulfilling my dreams.
Unlike most people.
Haiku # 5694, January 24, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Matt of Far Away
yes, man is a bridge
woman walks all over him
once she lays him down
Haiku # 5693, January 24, 2001 4:25 pm ET
by Josh
i had sex today
with a woman i don't want
i fuck, life fucks back
Haiku # 5692, January 24, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by Josh
Lyrical Zero
moving tongues within our heads
what does it all mean?
Haiku # 5691, January 24, 2001 4:19 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
grand dame of tarot
at eumundi markets says
dont smoke in my space
Haiku # 5690, January 24, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by mellie, for moxie
Grand Dame of Tarot
at Eumundi markets
"don't smoke in my space"
Haiku # 5689, January 24, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by mellie, for moxie
cronulla manly
faecal coliform,oh shit
harbouring sewage

kawana coolum
dog poop at perigian
little cove noosa
Haiku # 5688, January 24, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by mellie
Sunrise, crisp cool air
Warm pile, TP, buzzing flies
Harmony defiled
Haiku # 5687, January 24, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Paver Dick
I teased with the team
Only to find that the team
had no use for yes
Haiku # 5686, January 24, 2001 8:48 am ET
by Moxie of blues...
She did some tarot
or was it playing with fire
and i got burned
Haiku # 5685, January 24, 2001 8:47 am ET
by Moxie of indubitably
angoraphobic?
angora goat up and gone
escaped funny farm

the doc was so harsh
was it his diagnosis?
unquestionably
Haiku # 5684, January 24, 2001 6:02 am ET
by mellie
it's all down to you
there is nothing to swallow
spit if you want to
Haiku # 5683, January 24, 2001 2:10 am ET
by ash
burnt by evil acid
frantic flapping fans false flames
illiterally

Haiku # 5682, January 24, 2001 2:07 am ET
by ash
pigdog is correct
As always I have hidden
Things in bad places
Haiku # 5681, January 23, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Janis
I told them, janis
don't hide the blotter acid,
in the birdcage!!!!!!
Haiku # 5680, January 23, 2001 7:49 pm ET
by pigdog
Late nights, early days
Waking up in strange places
There's no place like home
Haiku # 5679, January 23, 2001 6:24 pm ET
by SHAGGYDOO
No Love Shack out here
On the Atlanta Highway
So lost in Georgia
Haiku # 5678, January 23, 2001 6:10 pm ET
by Tony's Grandpa
My fear of pet birds
Has finally been localized
To bad LSD
Haiku # 5677, January 23, 2001 10:31 am ET
by Janis
A person takes some...
time, moments, and observing
to open up to thee
Haiku # 5676, January 23, 2001 10:01 am ET
by Moxie of it was the bunnies...
Who are we all here?
We speak to other people
Who are word cyphers
Haiku # 5675, January 23, 2001 10:00 am ET
by Moxie of mellie?
the moment is the work
what you feel or think, is not
whatever, but is
Haiku # 5674, January 23, 2001 9:58 am ET
by Moxie of trying to fly above
There is a truth
Even being relative
is a faith in that
Haiku # 5673, January 23, 2001 9:57 am ET
by Moxie of ????
big rain moth gone nuts
banging the gauze and the light
shit happens some nights
Haiku # 5672, January 23, 2001 8:47 am ET
by mellie
open up moxie
truth is you know whatever
you want quite frankly
Haiku # 5671, January 23, 2001 8:43 am ET
by mellie
Cold coffee at noon
Laughing at the frank haikus
Truth is worth a smile
Haiku # 5670, January 23, 2001 8:34 am ET
by Moxie of :)...
Snow gently falling.
Roommates dandruff is cause of
today's bad haiku
Haiku # 5669, January 23, 2001 6:51 am ET
by anti-chris
flying fox replete
hope they get the squitters bad
full of our mangoes
Haiku # 5668, January 23, 2001 6:34 am ET
by mellie
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