I just love to poo
I just do I do I do
I love poo do you

sudden bell clamor
night on fire run to door
flaming bag of poo

it's australia day
the day history began
for the white fellas

pontification
if it could be qualified
i would be a pope

thinking about it
there is so much to ponder
considerably

Put them on right now
Matt's Arabian Goggles
Improve your vision

sitting stoically
i blow bitty balls of poo
in quick four four time.

Rusted cast poo pipe
Basement fills with poop and piss
Why am I so cheap

The colon is bloated
Stealth move to executive can
beached brown whale is left

Stuck at 27 or 13
sitting on his duffer for
and this explains him

It's a pack of cards...
Some think it's a huge book
Written for time on

One can be a fiend
not a major sinner but
a glutton perhaps

Controversial men
burn out after some measly time
over nachos

Lesbian e-mails
Didn't look for them at all
they found me at home

the grand design is
everything and anything
timing and patience

once a nut always so
gypsy moves on forgotten
stolen smokes in air

Don't smoke one might say
Welcome nowhere, gypsy steals
pack is gone, move on...

heart beat beating heat
tattoos drumming up the muck
sensationally

My wife's name is Kim.
She learned to play the guitar
in only 4 weeks.

haiku that are like
dreams you cannot remember;
forgotten once read...

opinions vary
ev'ryone is different
none definitive

summer sun beats down
media stories beat up
haikuists beat off

You think I'm crazy?
I'm just fulfilling my dreams.
Unlike most people.

yes, man is a bridge
woman walks all over him
once she lays him down

i had sex today
with a woman i don't want
i fuck, life fucks back

Lyrical Zero
moving tongues within our heads
what does it all mean?

grand dame of tarot
at eumundi markets says
dont smoke in my space

Grand Dame of Tarot
at Eumundi markets
"don't smoke in my space"

cronulla manly
faecal coliform,oh shit
harbouring sewage

kawana coolum
dog poop at perigian
little cove noosa

Sunrise, crisp cool air
Warm pile, TP, buzzing flies
Harmony defiled

I teased with the team
Only to find that the team
had no use for yes

She did some tarot
or was it playing with fire
and i got burned

angoraphobic?
angora goat up and gone
escaped funny farm

the doc was so harsh
was it his diagnosis?
unquestionably

it's all down to you
there is nothing to swallow
spit if you want to

burnt by evil acid
frantic flapping fans false flames
illiterally

pigdog is correct
As always I have hidden
Things in bad places

I told them, janis
don't hide the blotter acid,
in the birdcage!!!!!!

Late nights, early days
Waking up in strange places
There's no place like home

No Love Shack out here
On the Atlanta Highway
So lost in Georgia

My fear of pet birds
Has finally been localized
To bad LSD

A person takes some...
time, moments, and observing
to open up to thee

Who are we all here?
We speak to other people
Who are word cyphers

the moment is the work
what you feel or think, is not
whatever, but is

There is a truth
Even being relative
is a faith in that

big rain moth gone nuts
banging the gauze and the light
shit happens some nights

open up moxie
truth is you know whatever
you want quite frankly

Cold coffee at noon
Laughing at the frank haikus
Truth is worth a smile

Snow gently falling.
Roommates dandruff is cause of
today's bad haiku

flying fox replete
hope they get the squitters bad
full of our mangoes

RESUSCIATION
appiontment is made to fix
sick bunny haiku