Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 68 Days and 77467 Haiku later...

plugged pipes no more
waiving goodbye to my poo
send it down the line
Haiku # 5730, January 26, 2001 8:35 pm ET
by Rascal
sashimi so fine
gurgling bowels screaming shits
happy boy sad bung
Haiku # 5729, January 26, 2001 8:34 pm ET
by Rascal
We pick on all presz...
What would old Washington do
about that damn tree?
today?
Haiku # 5728, January 26, 2001 7:26 pm ET
by Honk of Moxie's brain
mikey, the dumb one drives.....
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha
Haiku # 5727, January 26, 2001 3:46 pm ET
by anonyMoose
do you mean bush has
no dick?, no brains? we already
know he has no twat
Haiku # 5726, January 26, 2001 3:39 pm ET
by tongue #1 to nd's bf of canada
A Sweet Melody
Onigman's Choice Instrument
The Rusty Trombone
Haiku # 5725, January 26, 2001 1:28 pm ET
by Bob Gendron
smartest president
IQ Clinton and only
he thinks with his dick

the minority
people want no more of that
trade brains/dick for twat
Haiku # 5724, January 26, 2001 1:18 pm ET
by Nancy Drew's bf
Both of us own cars
one of us has a penis!
Guess who always drives?
Haiku # 5723, January 26, 2001 8:55 am ET
by Mikey, the driver
They need to make up
New tarot cards for Bush
I like the old ape...
Haiku # 5722, January 26, 2001 8:36 am ET
by Moxie of on the right
Church as a bar stall
Sitting with the worshippers
of porcelan Gods
Haiku # 5721, January 26, 2001 8:34 am ET
by Moxie of wish it were a bar...
When you get too deep
You become Martin Luther
Throwing ink at Baal
Haiku # 5720, January 26, 2001 8:33 am ET
by Moxie of optional
Falling bits of Poo
Pelt my window ceaselessly
Richard lives upstairs
Haiku # 5719, January 26, 2001 7:45 am ET
by Niceguy
good god in heaven
I pray I never will fall
into a black hole
Haiku # 5718, January 26, 2001 6:18 am ET
by mellie
you know you are old
if your body has more than
one hairy black hole

does this mean aging
is a process of growing
false assholes? Dear God??????
Haiku # 5717, January 25, 2001 8:46 pm ET
by anonyMoose
I just love to poo
I just do I do I do
I love poo do you
Haiku # 5716, January 25, 2001 7:48 pm ET
by found in bathroom stall
sudden bell clamor
night on fire run to door
flaming bag of poo
Haiku # 5715, January 25, 2001 7:45 pm ET
by Paver
it's australia day
the day history began
for the white fellas
Haiku # 5714, January 25, 2001 5:58 pm ET
by ash
pontification
if it could be qualified
i would be a pope
Haiku # 5713, January 25, 2001 5:55 pm ET
by ash
thinking about it
there is so much to ponder
considerably
Haiku # 5712, January 25, 2001 5:52 pm ET
by ash
Put them on right now
Matt's Arabian Goggles
Improve your vision
Haiku # 5711, January 25, 2001 1:22 pm ET
by Bob Gendron
sitting stoically
i blow bitty balls of poo
in quick four four time.
Haiku # 5710, January 25, 2001 12:30 pm ET
by niceguy
Rusted cast poo pipe
Basement fills with poop and piss
Why am I so cheap
Haiku # 5709, January 25, 2001 10:42 am ET
by Frank
The colon is bloated
Stealth move to executive can
beached brown whale is left
Haiku # 5708, January 25, 2001 9:50 am ET
by Mikey of the executive can
Stuck at 27 or 13
sitting on his duffer for
and this explains him
Haiku # 5707, January 25, 2001 9:24 am ET
by Moxie of stuck at 27...
It's a pack of cards...
Some think it's a huge book
Written for time on
Haiku # 5706, January 25, 2001 9:04 am ET
by Moxie of on tarot...
One can be a fiend
not a major sinner but
a glutton perhaps
Haiku # 5705, January 25, 2001 9:02 am ET
by Moxie of This thing about sex...
Controversial men
burn out after some measly time
over nachos
Haiku # 5704, January 25, 2001 9:00 am ET
by Moxie of throwing it all away...
Lesbian e-mails
Didn't look for them at all
they found me at home
Haiku # 5703, January 25, 2001 8:59 am ET
by Moxie of at home...
the grand design is
everything and anything
timing and patience
Haiku # 5702, January 25, 2001 8:58 am ET
by Moxie of I'm fine...
once a nut always so
gypsy moves on forgotten
stolen smokes in air
Haiku # 5701, January 25, 2001 8:56 am ET
by Moxie of I'm just insane, don't bother...
Don't smoke one might say
Welcome nowhere, gypsy steals
pack is gone, move on...
Haiku # 5700, January 25, 2001 8:53 am ET
by Moxie of once a nutball, always a nutball
heart beat beating heat
tattoos drumming up the muck
sensationally
Haiku # 5699, January 25, 2001 7:30 am ET
by mellie
My wife's name is Kim.
She learned to play the guitar
in only 4 weeks.
Haiku # 5698, January 25, 2001 6:29 am ET
by Matt of Far Away
haiku that are like
dreams you cannot remember;
forgotten once read...
Haiku # 5697, January 24, 2001 11:15 pm ET
by pigdog
opinions vary
ev'ryone is different
none definitive
Haiku # 5696, January 24, 2001 9:18 pm ET
by ash
summer sun beats down
media stories beat up
haikuists beat off
Haiku # 5695, January 24, 2001 9:15 pm ET
by ash
You think I'm crazy?
I'm just fulfilling my dreams.
Unlike most people.
Haiku # 5694, January 24, 2001 6:26 pm ET
by Matt of Far Away
yes, man is a bridge
woman walks all over him
once she lays him down
Haiku # 5693, January 24, 2001 4:25 pm ET
by Josh
i had sex today
with a woman i don't want
i fuck, life fucks back
Haiku # 5692, January 24, 2001 4:21 pm ET
by Josh
Lyrical Zero
moving tongues within our heads
what does it all mean?
Haiku # 5691, January 24, 2001 4:19 pm ET
by Joshua Dukes of Oregon
grand dame of tarot
at eumundi markets says
dont smoke in my space
Haiku # 5690, January 24, 2001 4:09 pm ET
by mellie, for moxie
Grand Dame of Tarot
at Eumundi markets
"don't smoke in my space"
Haiku # 5689, January 24, 2001 4:07 pm ET
by mellie, for moxie
cronulla manly
faecal coliform,oh shit
harbouring sewage

kawana coolum
dog poop at perigian
little cove noosa
Haiku # 5688, January 24, 2001 3:58 pm ET
by mellie
Sunrise, crisp cool air
Warm pile, TP, buzzing flies
Harmony defiled
Haiku # 5687, January 24, 2001 2:59 pm ET
by Paver Dick
I teased with the team
Only to find that the team
had no use for yes
Haiku # 5686, January 24, 2001 8:48 am ET
by Moxie of blues...
She did some tarot
or was it playing with fire
and i got burned
Haiku # 5685, January 24, 2001 8:47 am ET
by Moxie of indubitably
angoraphobic?
angora goat up and gone
escaped funny farm

the doc was so harsh
was it his diagnosis?
unquestionably
Haiku # 5684, January 24, 2001 6:02 am ET
by mellie
it's all down to you
there is nothing to swallow
spit if you want to
Haiku # 5683, January 24, 2001 2:10 am ET
by ash
burnt by evil acid
frantic flapping fans false flames
illiterally

Haiku # 5682, January 24, 2001 2:07 am ET
by ash
pigdog is correct
As always I have hidden
Things in bad places
Haiku # 5681, January 23, 2001 10:35 pm ET
by Janis
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