I tried to get a
Serious poet to post here
Looks like it's trolls

Dada ism and jokes
Done on tablets, phones and lap
Tops passing some time

I'm having inappropriate thoughts about Asian high school girls and Fido pot pie, made with Fido and hydroponic pot, baked at 375 F for 45 minutes, and then after another 20 minutes cooling, and another 45 minutes post consumption, then I would be baked and I really wish I could sneak out behind the football storage shed at lunch time and fire one up with a cutie like I never did when I was in high school, Goddamn it all! Drugs should be part of the high school curriculum, then kids wouldn't want to do drugs. Why can't mosquitoes carry HIV? I guess they would have to bite two people, and they usually don't do that, do they? I don't know; I'm not an impregnated female mosquito flown into a smoke ring of marijuana puffed out by a high high school kid. I want to jump on top of a police car in the middle of a race riot and defecate on the roof of his car -- not to make a statement, just to be famous on a YouTube video for a short while. I could blame the drugs, then "get clean", and go on Oprah and she could give me a new car. After which I would go out to the studio parking lot and defecate on its roof. The Vogons have not eaten my brain, I have eaten theirs. Deny it. Go ahead.

If ever my wife learned to read, I think I would quickly be single again. Alas, she only looks at pictures and short texts on Farcebook; a product of the modern age.

I want to start a website called Assbook.com, where people are not allowed to post their true identities, just pictures of their butts and recordings of their farts. No politics, just discussion of which places have the best bathrooms and what style of toilet seat is more comfortable. Also brands of TP might be contemplated and the pros and cons of TP vs. the Far East water bucket method or spray nozzle. I think I prefer the spray nozzle. If you've never tried it, you should. Saves TP, is more effective than the water ladle/bucket method and uses less water. Give it a try some time. Save the planet, and all that good stuff. See, something good did come of all this.

Bye now.

Vogons have eaten
your brain my dear troll friend nuff
said, takes one to know

one, so when we eat
at the Restaurant
at the End of The

Universe?

Oh i know of that
who Candide is The Fool in
the tarot as is

Forest Gump and such
hero fools on the fools journey
Wile E. Coyote

I would highly recommend reading the novella Candide by Voltaire. A highly entertaining comedy about the situation of mankind.

Dogs are too needy.
That is why I prefer cats.
And my blow-up doll.

Goddamn I am bored.
I bet you didn't guess that.
I need to get high.

Anti-Gravity
Propulsion Systems, Inc.
IPO Tuesday.

First voyage Friday.
Three days to pack all your bags.
Return young and rich.

Do your low-hanging
testicles make you more of
a man? Sure they do!

Have you ever masturbated while thinking violent thoughts about the neighbors' noisy wiener dog in the middle of winter with the heat shut off and your so cold that to sleep might mean death and the only thing to eat was a two-week-old half eaten box of nachos from Quick Trip while the neighbors upstairs were listening to Oprah and the neighbors to the left were listening to AC/DC and it was too cold to go to Walmart to pick up some rat poison for the yapping little shit downstairs and your sister-law was coming over dinner in two-and-a-half hours and you didn't have anything in the house to eat meaning you'd have to go out for Mexican food again? Of course you have.

Remember those magnetic gyroscope yo-yo like things that would slide on a short rail and then come back over and over again as long as you keep tilting them the right way? Weren't those awesome when you were stoned out of your gourd? Of course they were.

I do not believe
that I believe anything.
But I could be wrong.

I believe that I
need a strong shot of whiskey
or perhaps some rum.

The universe was
not designed well at all;
I could do better.

Neurogenesis
And harmala alkaloids
Tryptamine buffet

i think you've got a
death wish bro or bought into
that damn mythos those

Peter Singer types
tried to bind into your mind
I'm a "Believer"

I don't believe that at all

The real problem is
overpopulation; mass
murder solution.

Kim Jung Il hero.
Dolphins will evolve and praise
their liberator.

Death to all mankind.
Yadda yadda yadda boom.
Ohm mani padme.

I am surprised Herr
Alex Jones has not blamed cats
For anything for they

Are the true rulers
Of this world

blame global warming
but it's possible dyson
is an evil fiend

nucular weapons
those who have and those who don't
will glow together

Eagles should drive trucks
with big American flags
painted on the hood

Right wing and left wing
I saw an eagle flying
He used both his wings

i don't know but you
do work with me, a full day
is never a dull one

I'm educated
Deep State University
The fruit punch was good

we'll get back to you
after technical difficulties
have been shoved

down the toilet and flushed
with a good dose of Toilet Duck
and the original Mister Clean

amplified with a bit of Polonium 239

Smelly poop finished
Perhaps open the window
For everyones sake

Not one of you has a penis?

Moooooooo.

Feminazi testicular eradication.
Nitrate microbrewery.
Bertha's and Sadie's universal conquest.
Three vaginas for every tongue.
One per middle index and large toe.
That's 7 vaginas per dyke if I did my math correctly.
Only 50 men kept alive at one time in various secret locations throughout the world.
Milked like cattle.
Population normal.
War, pollution, hunger, and disease, all things of ancient history.
This we need.

there may come a time
when i realize all of this
needs to go and i'll

get the sense to get
off my ass and really do
something with my life

I grow weary of
so called "worldly" things so I'll
do what i see fit

for my own path and
my own purposes and so
hurricanes bear down

I want to kill every mosquito on earth by torture.
Psychological torture.
Spray them with Off so that other mosquitoes won't go near them.
Make them commit suicide out of depression.

You may open a
bookstore if it has a large
porno selection.

the world is full of
ideas, it is also full
of events and acts

what if i open
a bookstore??? what if i do that
huh??? what if that happens?

I want to do that

two old friends debate
with each other their differences
of opinion but

they're both pissed when they
are given the tab, Stefan
Molyneaux, Freedom EH radio

well he IS Canadian

did i say that my
dear philosopher extraordinaire?
I am not "liberal"

i am "full of shit"
since i am full of shit I
will be great for a

career in Fox "News"
oh shit i told the truth
I'm LIBERTARIAN

What if
This is why we can't have nice things

What if those who ask
"what if" instantly got a
large dong shoved down their...

{Gag! MWFLF FLB FWLF!}

What if Abe Lincoln's
wife owned a large battery
powered pink dildo.

What if Abe Lincoln
Had nuclear bombs back in
1862?

You're conservative in some of
The ways I'm liberal
And I'm conservative in some of
The ways you're liberal
Yep I said it
Vhs is a liberal
(About some things)
Ready your pitchforks and torches

i had a convo
with a smart man about the
difference between

radicals and those
extremist types, i say i
shall own the things so

i can pass those things
on to others if the need comes
food, water, clothing

the hoarding is a problem, this is why the honorable Salvation Army and the mildly dubious Goodwill exist

Destroy all you own.
That is what we need to do.
Learn to live without.

Is it possible
to buy pure cholesterol
to smoke in a pipe.

Or does smoking it
destroy the clogging effect?
Then I don't want it.

The longer you live
The more of them pass along
Inevitable

Well it's over now, I'll
drink my big black cow, and
get out of here... rest
in peace Walter Becker

oh no steely dan
looks like there's no new pleasure
i love you long time

some people don't get
the art thing, some folks don't get
the economics

thing, i sort of get
the art thing but am trying
to understand the

economics thing

why is it some days
when it rains it's just the right
thing to happen and

gives a sense of just
nature doing what it has
to do to get by...?

Boulder Dash on
the other hand was a game
I believe by Broederbund
about a puzzle game of getting
diamonds whilst avoiding getting
killed by boulders

Dirty shame and the
Jokes keep Cumming butt you know
Balls were dashed, hoe hoe