Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #57270
Feminazi testicular eradication.
Nitrate microbrewery.
Bertha's and Sadie's universal conquest.
Three vaginas for every tongue.
One per middle index and large toe.
That's 7 vaginas per dyke if I did my math correctly.
Only 50 men kept alive at one time in various secret locations throughout the world.
Milked like cattle.
Population normal.
War, pollution, hunger, and disease, all things of ancient history.
This we need.
Haiku #57270
Posted: September 5, 2017 11:32 pm ET
Poet & location: VHS's great great grandma traveling through time. of Goddamn captcha's out of focus. Where are my bifocals?!