Have you ever masturbated while thinking violent thoughts about the neighbors' noisy wiener dog in the middle of winter with the heat shut off and your so cold that to sleep might mean death and the only thing to eat was a two-week-old half eaten box of nachos from Quick Trip while the neighbors upstairs were listening to Oprah and the neighbors to the left were listening to AC/DC and it was too cold to go to Walmart to pick up some rat poison for the yapping little shit downstairs and your sister-law was coming over dinner in two-and-a-half hours and you didn't have anything in the house to eat meaning you'd have to go out for Mexican food again? Of course you have.