last super bowl
christendom versus islam
get your tickets today
by anathema maranatha
Lonely voice:
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Civil war:
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Better kind of peace:
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by R. of PT
Kind of Peace:
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War:
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slavic food is for
diets only! duck fat is
good for all handles ;)
by k of back to salads...to much czech food dammit
hmmm, duck-fat handles!
I will grab them roughly, you
will quack like a duck.
by ;)
sooo...k does not have
love handles or beer handles,
but...duck-fat handles?
by Anonymous Poet
roasted duck leaves us
with duck fat...save it and then
put it on some bread
by k of hmmmmmm
family thought control --
"You will NOT discuss any
politics tonight"!
by k of Another Christmas in hell.....
christmas hugs and kisses :
xoxox
xoxoxox
xoxox
by ash
Chaos:
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Anarchy:
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by R. of PT
Better intellectual:
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False intellectual:
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by R. of PT
roast turkey and pork
in the middle of summer
and christmas pudding
by ash
Christmas Delayed, Claus
with airport screener asking
why cheeks so rosey?
by onjaysun
just switch a couple
letters and Bush becomes Shub
don't know what that means?
by onjaysun
Your first holiday
in Hell? Well, first it's off to
wrapping bowling balls...
by onjaysun
Damn you Will Ferrell,
"Don't Fear the Reaper" really
now needs more cowbell!
by onjaysun
just switch two letters
and santa becomes satan
you better watch out
by scotch
Invariably
admirable ash. Bravo!
A credit to all.
by maestro
just had the best green
tomorrow we'll have salad
and oysters and prawns
by mellie
happy birthday christ
did you get lots of presents?
you've been very good
by ash
well if you ask me
such rhetorical questions
are not the answer
by ash
Social number rules -
higher numbers, more freedom;
smaller, must committ
by R. of PT
They see open hands -
How do they understand that?
Difficult to know
by R. of PT
And an open door?
Is this really a good sign?
Some dare say it is.
by R. of PT
What news is no news?
That can mean not so good news
or maybe good news!
by R. of PT
yee ah counts as two
fingers tapping hee ahh now
must find more green stuff
by mellie
yikes I wrote it twice
I wonder how that happened
mellie christmas all
by mellie
ya best one yet ash
let's have a best badhaiku
of twenty oh two
by mellie christmas all
that's ya best this year
only I've not checked back ash
mellie christmas all
by mellie
santas up to scratch
to dig christmas you first need
sharp set of clauses
by ash
midnight shopping spree
salad unfit for budgies
I want good green stuff
by mellie
whoa! call off the boars!
no material threat here.
poetic license
by maestro
a Manhattan stroll
might alleviate the pain
absent homicide
by maestro
insomnia mine
reprehensible verse yours
please, don't mention it
by maestro
vertigo descends
equilibrium recedes
earth meets the forehead
by maestro
Oh, R of PT
why pose questions then respond?
so very boring
by maestro
just so feeble here
working upon a sonnet
for my beloved
by maestro
cowards seek solace
within a rigid system
why not pen blank verse?
by maestro
No, nessun dubbio!
Non lasciate la radio
scegliere per voi!
by R. of PT
Ogni mattina,
di che umore siete?
Io del migliore!
by R. of PT
No possible doubt -
We deserve better than these
rhetoric questions!
by R. of PT
This is not usual -
Two consecutive haikus
ending with question...
by R. of PT
Or maybe that means:
"We'll sort differences out!"
Empty glass, full glass?
by R. of PT
Very nasty sentence:
"We are complete opposites!"
Doesn't sound good, does it?
by R. of PT
