Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

santas up to scratch
to dig christmas you first need
sharp set of clauses
Haiku # 24130, December 23, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by ash
The pictures roll in
By anyone's standards, the
rampage was a kick
Haiku # 24129, December 23, 2002 11:38 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
midnight shopping spree
salad unfit for budgies
I want good green stuff
Haiku # 24128, December 23, 2002 10:18 am ET
by mellie
whoa! call off the boars!
no material threat here.
poetic license
Haiku # 24127, December 23, 2002 8:51 am ET
by maestro
a Manhattan stroll
might alleviate the pain
absent homicide
Haiku # 24126, December 23, 2002 8:48 am ET
by maestro
insomnia mine
reprehensible verse yours
please, don't mention it
Haiku # 24125, December 23, 2002 8:43 am ET
by maestro
vertigo descends
equilibrium recedes
earth meets the forehead
Haiku # 24124, December 23, 2002 7:50 am ET
by maestro
Oh, R of PT
why pose questions then respond?
so very boring
Haiku # 24123, December 23, 2002 7:47 am ET
by maestro
just so feeble here
working upon a sonnet
for my beloved
Haiku # 24122, December 23, 2002 7:44 am ET
by maestro
cowards seek solace
within a rigid system
why not pen blank verse?
Haiku # 24121, December 23, 2002 7:41 am ET
by maestro
No, nessun dubbio!
Non lasciate la radio
scegliere per voi!
Haiku # 24120, December 23, 2002 6:05 am ET
by R. of PT
Ogni mattina,
di che umore siete?
Io del migliore!
Haiku # 24119, December 23, 2002 6:02 am ET
by R. of PT
No possible doubt -
We deserve better than these
rhetoric questions!
Haiku # 24118, December 23, 2002 5:56 am ET
by R. of PT
This is not usual -
Two consecutive haikus
ending with question...
Haiku # 24117, December 23, 2002 5:43 am ET
by R. of PT
Or maybe that means:
"We'll sort differences out!"
Empty glass, full glass?
Haiku # 24116, December 23, 2002 2:57 am ET
by R. of PT
Very nasty sentence:
"We are complete opposites!"
Doesn't sound good, does it?
Haiku # 24115, December 23, 2002 2:56 am ET
by R. of PT
What should I write about
Name a subject I can write
I hate writer's block
Haiku # 24114, December 22, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Me of Here
Skiing downhill fast
Evergreens blur past quickly
OW! That tree hurt lots
Haiku # 24113, December 22, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by Me of Here
Poetry is hard
I do not care for it much
Why do I do this?
Haiku # 24112, December 22, 2002 7:37 pm ET
by Me of Here
janis, am going
to toronto this ev'ning
any suggestions?
Haiku # 24111, December 22, 2002 2:11 pm ET
by sheena
janis, a paean
to you has been staged, it's called
"Love Janis", it rocks
Haiku # 24110, December 22, 2002 2:10 pm ET
by sheena
yes, janis, i find
the choice of hue intriguing
red for blood blood blood
Haiku # 24109, December 22, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by sheena (who despite appearances is really not psycho)
hey r of pt
are you lubavitch or what?
please post a reply
Haiku # 24108, December 22, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by sheena
This is the real peace -
A tireless effort to match
complete contraries
Haiku # 24107, December 22, 2002 10:47 am ET
by R. of PT
Different people
must look for a common ground -
This is the real peace
Haiku # 24106, December 22, 2002 10:41 am ET
by R. of PT
So here we all are
Slick with the holiday gore
A Santa Rampage
Haiku # 24105, December 22, 2002 3:46 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
I am so sorry
But I shall have to leave now
They are taking me
Haiku # 24104, December 21, 2002 6:12 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
manchester manic
ask santa for sedation
and be a good boy
Haiku # 24103, December 21, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by ash
Please feel free to send
Abuse to that address as
I will not use it
Haiku # 24102, December 21, 2002 9:05 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
ilovepef
@fanhost.net is my
New e mail address
Haiku # 24101, December 21, 2002 9:04 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Games are fun for me
I love to play darts and pool
Time for a lie down
Haiku # 24100, December 21, 2002 5:56 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Yesterday I poked
A policeman with a stick
I was arrested
Haiku # 24099, December 21, 2002 5:52 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Yesterday I poked
A policeman with a stick
! was arrested
Haiku # 24098, December 21, 2002 5:51 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I've started a trend
Everyone loves PEF
You can't resist it
Haiku # 24097, December 21, 2002 5:49 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
please end foolishness
post entertaining fodder
prattle elsewhere, fool
Haiku # 24096, December 21, 2002 5:21 am ET
by scotch of (who posted haiku celebrating the instruction set of old 8-bit processors, but still throws stones)
Point of the poem: not
Everything I write features
Foolish PEF
Haiku # 24095, December 21, 2002 5:14 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Pilfering pancakes
Eating Elizabeth's eggs
Food fiend feeds freely
Haiku # 24094, December 20, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
feeling light-headed
shaky and weak
just exercised
Haiku # 24093, December 20, 2002 8:39 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
Haiku # 24092, December 20, 2002 5:08 pm ET
by oops
i give the pop-ups
on mr. cranky's website
a nuclear bomb
Haiku # 24091, December 20, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by scotch of crankier than thou
I don't need to sleep
And I am not overworked
Well, maybe I am
Haiku # 24090, December 20, 2002 3:32 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
yeah what's the point mate?
I think you are overworked
you need to sleep too
Haiku # 24089, December 20, 2002 2:16 pm ET
by mellie
M is for the moan
And the miserable groan
Is a bad first line
Haiku # 24088, December 20, 2002 11:57 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Treat your mother right
Is a song by Mr T
It is brilliant
Haiku # 24087, December 20, 2002 11:56 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Correction again
I missed off the n, sorry
PEF is fun
Haiku # 24086, December 20, 2002 10:55 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Correction below
The last line should read like this
He was give one
Haiku # 24085, December 20, 2002 10:52 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
When I go to sleep
I have many dreams that are
About some strange stuff
Haiku # 24084, December 20, 2002 10:51 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
It is christmas soon
That means only one bad thing
No more PEF
Haiku # 24083, December 20, 2002 9:02 am ET
by A Student
But he found them
The purge, feed, recycle streams
As well as others
Haiku # 24082, December 20, 2002 9:00 am ET
by A Student
He had streams to find
The compostions of but he
Was only given one
Haiku # 24081, December 20, 2002 8:58 am ET
by A Student
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