What should I write about
Name a subject I can write
I hate writer's block
by Me of Here
Skiing downhill fast
Evergreens blur past quickly
OW! That tree hurt lots
by Me of Here
Poetry is hard
I do not care for it much
Why do I do this?
by Me of Here
janis, am going
to toronto this ev'ning
any suggestions?
by sheena
janis, a paean
to you has been staged, it's called
"Love Janis", it rocks
by sheena
yes, janis, i find
the choice of hue intriguing
red for blood blood blood
by sheena (who despite appearances is really not psycho)
hey r of pt
are you lubavitch or what?
please post a reply
by sheena
This is the real peace -
A tireless effort to match
complete contraries
by R. of PT
Different people
must look for a common ground -
This is the real peace
by R. of PT
So here we all are
Slick with the holiday gore
A Santa Rampage
by Janis of Toronto
I am so sorry
But I shall have to leave now
They are taking me
by A Student of Manchester
manchester manic
ask santa for sedation
and be a good boy
by ash
Please feel free to send
Abuse to that address as
I will not use it
by A Student of Manchester
ilovepef
@fanhost.net is my
New e mail address
by A Student of Manchester
Games are fun for me
I love to play darts and pool
Time for a lie down
by A Student of Manchester
Yesterday I poked
A policeman with a stick
I was arrested
by A Student of Manchester
Yesterday I poked
A policeman with a stick
! was arrested
by A Student of Manchester
I've started a trend
Everyone loves PEF
You can't resist it
by A Student of Manchester
please end foolishness
post entertaining fodder
prattle elsewhere, fool
by scotch of (who posted haiku celebrating the instruction set of old 8-bit processors, but still throws stones)
Point of the poem: not
Everything I write features
Foolish PEF
by A Student of Manchester
Pilfering pancakes
Eating Elizabeth's eggs
Food fiend feeds freely
by A Student of Manchester
feeling light-headed
shaky and weak
just exercised
by popcorn of usa
i give the pop-ups
on
mr. cranky's website
a nuclear bomb
by scotch of crankier than thou
I don't need to sleep
And I am not overworked
Well, maybe I am
by A Student of Manchester
yeah what's the point mate?
I think you are overworked
you need to sleep too
by mellie
M is for the moan
And the miserable groan
Is a bad first line
by A Student of Manchester
Treat your mother right
Is a song by Mr T
It is brilliant
by A Student of Manchester
Correction again
I missed off the n, sorry
PEF is fun
by A Student of Manchester
Correction below
The last line should read like this
He was give one
by A Student of Manchester
When I go to sleep
I have many dreams that are
About some strange stuff
by A Student of Manchester
It is christmas soon
That means only one bad thing
No more PEF
by A Student
But he found them
The purge, feed, recycle streams
As well as others
by A Student
He had streams to find
The compostions of but he
Was only given one
by A Student
One day a problem
Synthesis of methanol
Was proposed to him
by A Student
Once upon a time
There was a man with two legs
He did PEF
by A Student
Dost thou see the light
That the great prophet spoke of
It is PEF
by A Student of Manchester
I saw the A - Team
It made me want to do some
PEF coursework
by A Student of Manchester
US - PEF:
A Pitiful effluence
Of foolocracy
by A Student of Manchester
Pity unbelievers
Every one of them is wrong
Force of PEF
by A Student of Manchester
For straight length of pipe
K equals 4f times L
All divided by d
by A Student of Manchester
Delta h loss is
Equal to k u mean squared
Over two times g
by A Student of Manchester
Page for bad haiku
I like writing bad haiku
I'm quite good at it
by A Student of Manchester
I pity the foo
Who dares to mock PEF
He unenlightened
by A Student of Manchester
monomania
magnificent obsession
of the deluded
by ash
pointless enough from
pathetic english fellow
prattling endless fluff
by ash
Pancreas ends fight
Pathetic entropy flies
Poor effluent fool
by A Student of Manchester
This pie looks quite cheap
I would quite like to buy one
But there are no staff
by A Student of Manchester
Penguin eating fish
Pain, evil fatality
Pies entice fools
by A Student of Manchester
Paint every fellow
Purple embellished freedom
Poor enter Finland
by A Student of Manchester
