Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

Once upon a time
There was a man with two legs
He did PEF
Haiku # 24079, December 20, 2002 8:57 am ET
by A Student
Dost thou see the light
That the great prophet spoke of
It is PEF
Haiku # 24078, December 20, 2002 8:56 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I saw the A - Team
It made me want to do some
PEF coursework
Haiku # 24077, December 20, 2002 8:53 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
US - PEF:
A Pitiful effluence
Of foolocracy
Haiku # 24076, December 20, 2002 8:49 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Pity unbelievers
Every one of them is wrong
Force of PEF
Haiku # 24075, December 20, 2002 8:44 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
For straight length of pipe
K equals 4f times L
All divided by d
Haiku # 24074, December 20, 2002 8:39 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Delta h loss is
Equal to k u mean squared
Over two times g
Haiku # 24073, December 20, 2002 8:37 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Page for bad haiku
I like writing bad haiku
I'm quite good at it
Haiku # 24072, December 20, 2002 8:36 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I pity the foo
Who dares to mock PEF
He unenlightened
Haiku # 24071, December 20, 2002 8:35 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
monomania
magnificent obsession
of the deluded
Haiku # 24070, December 20, 2002 6:56 am ET
by ash
pointless enough from
pathetic english fellow
prattling endless fluff
Haiku # 24069, December 20, 2002 6:54 am ET
by ash
Pancreas ends fight
Pathetic entropy flies
Poor effluent fool
Haiku # 24068, December 20, 2002 4:42 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
This pie looks quite cheap
I would quite like to buy one
But there are no staff
Haiku # 24067, December 20, 2002 4:40 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Penguin eating fish
Pain, evil fatality
Pies entice fools
Haiku # 24066, December 20, 2002 4:37 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Paint every fellow
Purple embellished freedom
Poor enter Finland
Haiku # 24065, December 20, 2002 4:34 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Paul enters France
Pulling enterprising fish
Pities every fool
Haiku # 24064, December 20, 2002 4:31 am ET
by Forgot about that of A room
Paul enters France
Poking enterprising fish
Pitying the fool
Haiku # 24063, December 20, 2002 4:30 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
justice is a myth
law sucks like a true vacuum
money conquers all
Haiku # 24062, December 20, 2002 4:28 am ET
by ash
a real diesel job,
mom, you could lose a shoe, in
the hair in her pits
Haiku # 24061, December 20, 2002 3:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
days work done
nights rest begun
freedoms final gasp
Haiku # 24060, December 19, 2002 11:10 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
fuel your brain
bridge the gap
transform energy
Haiku # 24059, December 19, 2002 10:33 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
360 degrees of freedom
no limits
for a square penny
Haiku # 24058, December 19, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
ihohohohouyg9o9yuyiouyoiiuyoiuyoiuyoiuy
Haiku # 24057, December 19, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by asswipe of fucksville
Pity elderly folk
Poor, enfeebled, foolish
Please enter freedom
Haiku # 24056, December 19, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by Not someone who dislikes the elderly of The land of fantasy
Peas, pears porcupines
Elephants, eskimos, eels
Flies, fools, fakes, foxes
Haiku # 24055, December 19, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by Guess
Plants are my true friends
Every time I go out I
Find them in their pots
Haiku # 24054, December 19, 2002 6:32 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Please enter freely
Pathetic Enfeebled frogs
Pink elephant fury
Haiku # 24053, December 19, 2002 6:30 pm ET
by A Student of HELL!!!!!!!!!!!! well, England
It is getting cold
It wasn't this cold last year
I lived indoors then
Haiku # 24052, December 19, 2002 6:25 pm ET
by A Student of A Correct haiku
winter solstice nears
light the fire and tend the hearth
reconcile old fears
Haiku # 24051, December 19, 2002 6:19 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
I can celebrate
Next semester I have five
Hours with Ted Roberts
Haiku # 24050, December 19, 2002 4:29 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Would I be happy
On another course, perhaps
No - no PEF
Haiku # 24049, December 19, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
PEF is great
PEF is why I live
I breathe PEF
Haiku # 24048, December 19, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I was filled with joy
A whole PEF project
And a mass balance
Haiku # 24047, December 19, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
P stands for Process
E is Engineering and
F - fundamentals
Haiku # 24046, December 19, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by The Anti - Geoff of Manchester
Tomorrow I shall
Pay my phone bill because
They might cut me off
Haiku # 24045, December 19, 2002 3:27 pm ET
by Bob D of Hymen, sorry, Maidenhead
My hero is no fool
He's helluva strong and tough
His name - Ted Roberts
Haiku # 24044, December 19, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by A Student (I got my name right! whoopee!) of Gondwanaland
That pisses me off
I've got 6 syllables in
The first line again
Haiku # 24043, December 19, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by a sTUDENT
My hero - a real man
He's helluva strong and tough
His name - Ted ROberts
Haiku # 24042, December 19, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I do like haiku
But it is not as much fun
As PEF is
Haiku # 24041, December 19, 2002 3:18 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Monkey in a tree
Stop throwing big stones at me
I'm doing coursework
Haiku # 24040, December 19, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Lord of the Rings was
much better than 8 Mile----
opening night was fun
Haiku # 24039, December 19, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by k
My haiku below
Is not a haiku because
I cannot count past...
Haiku # 24038, December 19, 2002 3:15 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
If I had two cats
And one fell off a high wall
And onto a sharp spike
Haiku # 24037, December 19, 2002 3:14 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I'd buy a new one
And no longer put my cats
On walls above spikes
Haiku # 24036, December 19, 2002 3:13 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Wo ist meinen Hund?
Ich brauche meinen Hund um
Die Katze essen
Haiku # 24035, December 19, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Wished more people watched
'cause we have a new word for
evil and it's Flo
Haiku # 24034, December 19, 2002 11:37 am ET
by onjaysun (amazing succubus race)
A protozoon
In all probability
Could out-think George Bush
Haiku # 24033, December 19, 2002 11:11 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Benouilli's equation
Is quite long when extended
But some terms drop out
Haiku # 24032, December 19, 2002 11:06 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
This place reminds me
I feel as though I am home
Oh yes, I am home
Haiku # 24031, December 19, 2002 11:03 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I am not shallow
I just have mental problems
But I like large ones
Haiku # 24030, December 19, 2002 10:59 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
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