Peas, pears porcupines
Elephants, eskimos, eels
Flies, fools, fakes, foxes

Plants are my true friends
Every time I go out I
Find them in their pots

Please enter freely
Pathetic Enfeebled frogs
Pink elephant fury

It is getting cold
It wasn't this cold last year
I lived indoors then

winter solstice nears
light the fire and tend the hearth
reconcile old fears

I can celebrate
Next semester I have five
Hours with Ted Roberts

Would I be happy
On another course, perhaps
No - no PEF

PEF is great
PEF is why I live
I breathe PEF

I was filled with joy
A whole PEF project
And a mass balance

P stands for Process
E is Engineering and
F - fundamentals

Tomorrow I shall
Pay my phone bill because
They might cut me off

My hero is no fool
He's helluva strong and tough
His name - Ted Roberts

That pisses me off
I've got 6 syllables in
The first line again

My hero - a real man
He's helluva strong and tough
His name - Ted ROberts

I do like haiku
But it is not as much fun
As PEF is

Monkey in a tree
Stop throwing big stones at me
I'm doing coursework

Lord of the Rings was
much better than 8 Mile----
opening night was fun

My haiku below
Is not a haiku because
I cannot count past...

If I had two cats
And one fell off a high wall
And onto a sharp spike

I'd buy a new one
And no longer put my cats
On walls above spikes

Wo ist meinen Hund?
Ich brauche meinen Hund um
Die Katze essen

Wished more people watched
'cause we have a new word for
evil and it's Flo

A protozoon
In all probability
Could out-think George Bush

Benouilli's equation
Is quite long when extended
But some terms drop out

This place reminds me
I feel as though I am home
Oh yes, I am home

I am not shallow
I just have mental problems
But I like large ones

That's such a big pump
Such a vigorous action
May I polish it?

Sorry for the haikus
But I have nothing to do
Apart from coursework

If I wrote a poem
About how I love fluid
Would I pass the test?

Our Lord Tony Blair
Is a sucka and a foo
Vote for PEF

"Moo." said a cow to me
As I passed it in the field
"Moo." I then replied

our three main weapons :
fanatical devotion
and many others

I don't have children
No matter what she may say
I've never met her

I do fluid flow
Not that kind of fluid flow
It's for my degree

vote one for mellie
be shallow as you like mate
I promise big breasts

shallow men desire
only a pair of big breasts.
nope. but a good start!

single at christmas
my personal ads dont work
good thing beer loves me!

Terminator 3
trailer is out. and my thoughts?
it's a steaming pile!

want a solution?
mellie for president ! gorn
vote for an aussie

waiting for some snow
instead of all this damn rain
winter with out snow!!!! :(

Moon shines full and bright
clouds fly by, as wind blow fast
like spring, not winter

sooty-fine diamonds
frost glimmers in bright moon-light
engages spirits

Slam poetry? No.
Bad prose? Unthinkable too!
Bad Haiku for me.

God loves everyone
But lies in Leviticus
18:22, see?

Christmas time again?
celebrate with your wallet.
Executives laugh.

...

why six syllables
in first line of prior pome?
I need editing!

this site inspires joy
within often tarnished soul
zero malice here

consarnit! the last?
maestro misidentified
must forsake the sauce

all apologies
pretense, thy name is maestro
can't we get along?