Tomorrow I shall
Pay my phone bill because
They might cut me off
by Bob D of Hymen, sorry, Maidenhead
My hero is no fool
He's helluva strong and tough
His name - Ted Roberts
by A Student (I got my name right! whoopee!) of Gondwanaland
That pisses me off
I've got 6 syllables in
The first line again
by a sTUDENT
My hero - a real man
He's helluva strong and tough
His name - Ted ROberts
by A Student of Manchester
I do like haiku
But it is not as much fun
As PEF is
by A Student of Manchester
Monkey in a tree
Stop throwing big stones at me
I'm doing coursework
by A Student of Manchester
Lord of the Rings was
much better than 8 Mile----
opening night was fun
by k
My haiku below
Is not a haiku because
I cannot count past...
by A Student of Manchester
If I had two cats
And one fell off a high wall
And onto a sharp spike
by A Student of Manchester
I'd buy a new one
And no longer put my cats
On walls above spikes
by A Student of Manchester
Wo ist meinen Hund?
Ich brauche meinen Hund um
Die Katze essen
by A Student of Manchester
Wished more people watched
'cause we have a new word for
evil and it's Flo
by onjaysun (amazing succubus race)
A protozoon
In all probability
Could out-think George Bush
by A Student of Manchester
Benouilli's equation
Is quite long when extended
But some terms drop out
by A Student of Manchester
This place reminds me
I feel as though I am home
Oh yes, I am home
by A Student of Manchester
I am not shallow
I just have mental problems
But I like large ones
by A Student of Manchester
That's such a big pump
Such a vigorous action
May I polish it?
by A Student of Manchester
Sorry for the haikus
But I have nothing to do
Apart from coursework
by A Student of Manchester
If I wrote a poem
About how I love fluid
Would I pass the test?
by A Student of Manchester
Our Lord Tony Blair
Is a sucka and a foo
Vote for PEF
by A Student of Manchester
"Moo." said a cow to me
As I passed it in the field
"Moo." I then replied
by A Student of Manchester
our three main weapons :
fanatical devotion
and many others
by ash
I don't have children
No matter what she may say
I've never met her
by A Student of Manchester
I do fluid flow
Not that kind of fluid flow
It's for my degree
by A Student of Manchester
vote one for mellie
be shallow as you like mate
I promise big breasts
by mellie
shallow men desire
only a pair of big breasts.
nope. but a good start!
by Anonymous Poet
single at christmas
my personal ads dont work
good thing beer loves me!
by studboy of Venice, CA
Terminator 3
trailer is out. and my thoughts?
it's a steaming pile!
by studboy of Venice, ca
want a solution?
mellie for president ! gorn
vote for an aussie
by mellie
waiting for some snow
instead of all this damn rain
winter with out snow!!!! :(
by some internet chick
Moon shines full and bright
clouds fly by, as wind blow fast
like spring, not winter
by some internet chick
sooty-fine diamonds
frost glimmers in bright moon-light
engages spirits
by new kid on the block
Slam poetry? No.
Bad prose? Unthinkable too!
Bad Haiku for me.
by Ghesthar
God loves everyone
But lies in Leviticus
18:22, see?
by Ghesthar
Christmas time again?
celebrate with your wallet.
Executives laugh.
by Ghesthar of Canada
why six syllables
in first line of prior pome?
I need editing!
by maestro
this site inspires joy
within often tarnished soul
zero malice here
by maestro
consarnit! the last?
maestro misidentified
must forsake the sauce
by maestro
all apologies
pretense, thy name is maestro
can't we get along?
by Anonymous Poet
Me thinks one's mother
a hamster and father smelt
of elderberries
by onjaysun (taunted a second time)
but then, "interesting"
really has four syllables
if you're pretentious
by scotch of (or british or sober...)
Pythonophile here
I type only gibberish
Meant no offense, scotch
by maestro
Free market theory
Keynesian or otherwise
A pernicious lie
by maestro
interesting point there
but i am a heretic
seen life of brian?
by scotch of YAWEH YAWEH YAWEH YAWEH YAWEH
warmongers abound
peaceniks nipping at their heels
absurd theater
by maestro
the guy with the beard
who rewards and punishes
is a tale for kids
by scotch
I take issue, scotch
Yawah unpronouncable
Hence, no syllables
by maestro
so you've got a book
and you claim that god wrote it
i've a bridge for sale
by scotch
