I am not shallow
I just have mental problems
But I like large ones
by A Student of Manchester
That's such a big pump
Such a vigorous action
May I polish it?
by A Student of Manchester
Sorry for the haikus
But I have nothing to do
Apart from coursework
by A Student of Manchester
If I wrote a poem
About how I love fluid
Would I pass the test?
by A Student of Manchester
Our Lord Tony Blair
Is a sucka and a foo
Vote for PEF
by A Student of Manchester
"Moo." said a cow to me
As I passed it in the field
"Moo." I then replied
by A Student of Manchester
our three main weapons :
fanatical devotion
and many others
by ash
I don't have children
No matter what she may say
I've never met her
by A Student of Manchester
I do fluid flow
Not that kind of fluid flow
It's for my degree
by A Student of Manchester
vote one for mellie
be shallow as you like mate
I promise big breasts
by mellie
shallow men desire
only a pair of big breasts.
nope. but a good start!
by Anonymous Poet
single at christmas
my personal ads dont work
good thing beer loves me!
by studboy of Venice, CA
Terminator 3
trailer is out. and my thoughts?
it's a steaming pile!
by studboy of Venice, ca
want a solution?
mellie for president ! gorn
vote for an aussie
by mellie
waiting for some snow
instead of all this damn rain
winter with out snow!!!! :(
by some internet chick
Moon shines full and bright
clouds fly by, as wind blow fast
like spring, not winter
by some internet chick
sooty-fine diamonds
frost glimmers in bright moon-light
engages spirits
by new kid on the block
Slam poetry? No.
Bad prose? Unthinkable too!
Bad Haiku for me.
by Ghesthar
God loves everyone
But lies in Leviticus
18:22, see?
by Ghesthar
Christmas time again?
celebrate with your wallet.
Executives laugh.
by Ghesthar of Canada
why six syllables
in first line of prior pome?
I need editing!
by maestro
this site inspires joy
within often tarnished soul
zero malice here
by maestro
consarnit! the last?
maestro misidentified
must forsake the sauce
by maestro
all apologies
pretense, thy name is maestro
can't we get along?
by Anonymous Poet
Me thinks one's mother
a hamster and father smelt
of elderberries
by onjaysun (taunted a second time)
but then, "interesting"
really has four syllables
if you're pretentious
by scotch of (or british or sober...)
Pythonophile here
I type only gibberish
Meant no offense, scotch
by maestro
Free market theory
Keynesian or otherwise
A pernicious lie
by maestro
interesting point there
but i am a heretic
seen life of brian?
by scotch of YAWEH YAWEH YAWEH YAWEH YAWEH
warmongers abound
peaceniks nipping at their heels
absurd theater
by maestro
the guy with the beard
who rewards and punishes
is a tale for kids
by scotch
I take issue, scotch
Yawah unpronouncable
Hence, no syllables
by maestro
so you've got a book
and you claim that god wrote it
i've a bridge for sale
by scotch
which is the true god:
yaweh, allah, krishna, zeus?
i like
cthuluby scotch
Lowood is present
even after Bronte died
here in Istanbul
by agrippa
George Bush is a fool
Ted Roberts would be a much
Better president
by A Student of Manchester
When I Go to bed
I close my eyes and I dream
Of mass balances
by A Student of Manchester
I love PEF
Mass balances turn me on
Ted Roberts is God
by A PEF Student of Manchester
my girl is kristi
i love her a whole whole lot
hope she loves me too
by joey
do it do it do
it do it do it do it
do it do it now
by pingo
sorry about that
my language is very foul
i'll shut up for now
by pingo
won't you lick my ass?
my rectum needs tongue-bathing
clean that poop off good
by pingo
ping lao chi feng wo
mi tsung pak lum dai pi cho
pin gin wing fun lo
by pingo
there is chip on my back
and a monkey up my ass
and stick on shoulder
by pingo
sniffsniffsniffsniff whew!
my underarms stink badly
need deodorant
by pingo
God does not exist
imaginary figment
filled with lots of lies
by pingo
do funky chicken
then do the mashed potato
and then do the twist
by pingo
motto on bills in
'57, couldn't trust
big man til that time?
by onjaysun (jury's still out)
