sorry about that
my language is very foul
i'll shut up for now

won't you lick my ass?
my rectum needs tongue-bathing
clean that poop off good

ping lao chi feng wo
mi tsung pak lum dai pi cho
pin gin wing fun lo

there is chip on my back
and a monkey up my ass
and stick on shoulder

sniffsniffsniffsniff whew!
my underarms stink badly
need deodorant

God does not exist
imaginary figment
filled with lots of lies

do funky chicken
then do the mashed potato
and then do the twist

motto on bills in
'57, couldn't trust
big man til that time?

"Trust" is not "belief" -
"belief" means we know You

The world has a Boss -
Even dollar notes know that:
Read: IN G-D WE TRUST

On the other hand
what can be said with no doubt
is who rules the world

Will there be a war?
My best forecast today is
I don't really know

saddam is lying
you can trust the president
set us up the bomb

christmas blackmail plot
santa declared paedophile
by naughty children

solar system news :
saturn in opposition
blames the hanging chads

urban-ly challenged
living in the smallest state
just a country muse

Dearest onjaysun
Seinfeld Aficionado?
I am most amused

Ah, to retire to
a villa in Tuscany,
all sold out...don't try!

now it seems I typed
name in field for location
I surrender now

returning to bed
seems i can neither type nor
insert name in field

horrid typing here
first line beneath should conclude
with the word "fervor"

holiday fevor
circumvents the misanthrope
rise January!

Although they have ears,
they do not listen at all -
Although they have eyes...

I try to explain -
But do they want to listen
to others at all?

finals week, the bane
of my nerdy existence
stop the pounding now

puntan huchi wa
huchi rika kuchi ka
tan dato pushi

tongo chi wa
miko ri shikona go
pachi mi kata

won't you lick my butt?
I would like a rimjob now
tongue my arse baby

Homer, if I could
write haikus while skinheads beat
me with prison soap...

skiing with my love
beautiful girl, hot tub, snow
must survive 'till then

only one left now
no idea what to study
b.s. like a pro...

fullbusted finals...
prostate exam is more fun
see them all in hell

ma'm you got ID?
aussie post gone bananas
was posting a toy

depression sinks in
isolation, lonliness...
santa's not coming!

saddam=evil
bush=good?
me=confused

comodify the
holiday sprit, buy gifts,
and drain the wallet!

methods unlike fonz
unleash the grand royal spear
thoughout handbasket

ship of state - titanic
oh captain - exxon valdez
drunk at the wheel, watchout!

not enough shoes! more walmarts!
not enough oil! attack the evil axis!
not enough lumber! too many trees!

bankrupt situations,
third world vacations and bougie pain
reality television?

war, games, flags, penants,
sanitized, televised, painless,
you know, like the superbowl

whine whine, moan moan,
i hate people sometimes,
wait, come back!

this evening of smog
vibrant brown sky, and crickets
Stupid Useless Vehicles

somewhere
little boys
are making my shoes

unbaited hooks in the water
pens with no ink
voting in florida

allegra and liberty
i dance in grassy fields
(may cause anal-leakage)

pterydactyl bones
biding their time
my leisure is deadly serious

shimmering waves of hair
caught like fish in aquanet
DANCE PARTY USA

crisp winter day
stepping on landmines
look, my leg is in a tree!

Grand wizened one
A Lott thanks him
what is the sound of ignorance?