ping lao chi feng wo
mi tsung pak lum dai pi cho
pin gin wing fun lo
by pingo
there is chip on my back
and a monkey up my ass
and stick on shoulder
by pingo
sniffsniffsniffsniff whew!
my underarms stink badly
need deodorant
by pingo
God does not exist
imaginary figment
filled with lots of lies
by pingo
do funky chicken
then do the mashed potato
and then do the twist
by pingo
motto on bills in
'57, couldn't trust
big man til that time?
by onjaysun (jury's still out)
"Trust" is not "belief" -
"belief" means we know You
by R. of PT
The world has a Boss -
Even dollar notes know that:
Read: IN G-D WE TRUST
by R. of PT
On the other hand
what can be said with no doubt
is who rules the world
by R. of PT
Will there be a war?
My best forecast today is
I don't really know
by R. of PT
saddam is lying
you can trust the president
set us up the bomb
by ash
christmas blackmail plot
santa declared paedophile
by naughty children
by ash
solar system news :
saturn in opposition
blames the hanging chads
by ash
urban-ly challenged
living in the smallest state
just a country muse
by new kid on the block
Dearest onjaysun
Seinfeld Aficionado?
I am most amused
by maestro
Ah, to retire to
a villa in Tuscany,
all sold out...don't try!
by onjaysun (maestro got last one)
now it seems I typed
name in field for location
I surrender now
by maestro
returning to bed
seems i can neither type nor
insert name in field
by Anonymous Poet of maestro
horrid typing here
first line beneath should conclude
with the word "fervor"
by Anonymous Poet
holiday fevor
circumvents the misanthrope
rise January!
by maestro
Although they have ears,
they do not listen at all -
Although they have eyes...
by R. of PT
I try to explain -
But do they want to listen
to others at all?
by R. of PT
finals week, the bane
of my nerdy existence
stop the pounding now
by serendipity of South Dakota
puntan huchi wa
huchi rika kuchi ka
tan dato pushi
by pingo
tongo chi wa
miko ri shikona go
pachi mi kata
by pingo
won't you lick my butt?
I would like a rimjob now
tongue my arse baby
by hiro2k
Homer, if I could
write haikus while skinheads beat
me with prison soap...
by onjaysun (thx to Sideshow)
skiing with my love
beautiful girl, hot tub, snow
must survive 'till then
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
only one left now
no idea what to study
b.s. like a pro...
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
fullbusted finals...
prostate exam is more fun
see them all in hell
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
ma'm you got ID?
aussie post gone bananas
was posting a toy
by mellie
depression sinks in
isolation, lonliness...
santa's not coming!
by bongo-bruno
saddam=evil
bush=good?
me=confused
by fqbush
comodify the
holiday sprit, buy gifts,
and drain the wallet!
by k
methods unlike fonz
unleash the grand royal spear
thoughout handbasket
by jerm
ship of state - titanic
oh captain - exxon valdez
drunk at the wheel, watchout!
by fuqbush,again
not enough shoes! more walmarts!
not enough oil! attack the evil axis!
not enough lumber! too many trees!
by fuqbushalot
bankrupt situations,
third world vacations and bougie pain
reality television?
by smoking apple pie
war, games, flags, penants,
sanitized, televised, painless,
you know, like the superbowl
by reactionary aggression
whine whine, moan moan,
i hate people sometimes,
wait, come back!
by reluctant misanthrope
this evening of smog
vibrant brown sky, and crickets
Stupid Useless Vehicles
by ihatesuvs
somewhere
little boys
are making my shoes
by consmr
unbaited hooks in the water
pens with no ink
voting in florida
by il-leg-it
allegra and liberty
i dance in grassy fields
(may cause anal-leakage)
by botox
pterydactyl bones
biding their time
my leisure is deadly serious
by obscuro the obtuse
shimmering waves of hair
caught like fish in aquanet
DANCE PARTY USA
by the globefrotter
crisp winter day
stepping on landmines
look, my leg is in a tree!
by sweatpotato
Grand wizened one
A Lott thanks him
what is the sound of ignorance?
by Daikon Ashley
the season that shines
in non-vibrant areas
means its time to go
by jerm
why the hell are you
people so damn quiet?...time
to write more haiku!
by k of hates holidaze...but the parties can be fun
