single at christmas
my personal ads dont work
good thing beer loves me!

Terminator 3
trailer is out. and my thoughts?
it's a steaming pile!

want a solution?
mellie for president ! gorn
vote for an aussie

waiting for some snow
instead of all this damn rain
winter with out snow!!!! :(

Moon shines full and bright
clouds fly by, as wind blow fast
like spring, not winter

sooty-fine diamonds
frost glimmers in bright moon-light
engages spirits

Slam poetry? No.
Bad prose? Unthinkable too!
Bad Haiku for me.

God loves everyone
But lies in Leviticus
18:22, see?

Christmas time again?
celebrate with your wallet.
Executives laugh.

...

why six syllables
in first line of prior pome?
I need editing!

this site inspires joy
within often tarnished soul
zero malice here

consarnit! the last?
maestro misidentified
must forsake the sauce

all apologies
pretense, thy name is maestro
can't we get along?

Me thinks one's mother
a hamster and father smelt
of elderberries

but then, "interesting"
really has four syllables
if you're pretentious

Pythonophile here
I type only gibberish
Meant no offense, scotch

Free market theory
Keynesian or otherwise
A pernicious lie

interesting point there
but i am a heretic
seen life of brian?

warmongers abound
peaceniks nipping at their heels
absurd theater

the guy with the beard
who rewards and punishes
is a tale for kids

(Yaweh)

I take issue, scotch
Yawah unpronouncable
Hence, no syllables

so you've got a book
and you claim that god wrote it
i've a bridge for sale

which is the true god:
yaweh, allah, krishna, zeus?
i like cthulu

Lowood is present
even after Bronte died
here in Istanbul

George Bush is a fool
Ted Roberts would be a much
Better president

When I Go to bed
I close my eyes and I dream
Of mass balances

I love PEF
Mass balances turn me on
Ted Roberts is God

my girl is kristi
i love her a whole whole lot
hope she loves me too

do it do it do
it do it do it do it
do it do it now

sorry about that
my language is very foul
i'll shut up for now

won't you lick my ass?
my rectum needs tongue-bathing
clean that poop off good

ping lao chi feng wo
mi tsung pak lum dai pi cho
pin gin wing fun lo

there is chip on my back
and a monkey up my ass
and stick on shoulder

sniffsniffsniffsniff whew!
my underarms stink badly
need deodorant

God does not exist
imaginary figment
filled with lots of lies

do funky chicken
then do the mashed potato
and then do the twist

motto on bills in
'57, couldn't trust
big man til that time?

"Trust" is not "belief" -
"belief" means we know You

The world has a Boss -
Even dollar notes know that:
Read: IN G-D WE TRUST

On the other hand
what can be said with no doubt
is who rules the world

Will there be a war?
My best forecast today is
I don't really know

saddam is lying
you can trust the president
set us up the bomb

christmas blackmail plot
santa declared paedophile
by naughty children

solar system news :
saturn in opposition
blames the hanging chads

urban-ly challenged
living in the smallest state
just a country muse

Dearest onjaysun
Seinfeld Aficionado?
I am most amused

Ah, to retire to
a villa in Tuscany,
all sold out...don't try!

now it seems I typed
name in field for location
I surrender now