Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77458 Haiku later...

Moon shines full and bright
clouds fly by, as wind blow fast
like spring, not winter
Haiku # 24015, December 18, 2002 10:02 pm ET
by some internet chick
sooty-fine diamonds
frost glimmers in bright moon-light
engages spirits
Haiku # 24014, December 18, 2002 7:54 pm ET
by new kid on the block
Slam poetry? No.
Bad prose? Unthinkable too!
Bad Haiku for me.
Haiku # 24013, December 18, 2002 7:48 pm ET
by Ghesthar
God loves everyone
But lies in Leviticus
18:22, see?
Haiku # 24012, December 18, 2002 7:48 pm ET
by Ghesthar
Christmas time again?
celebrate with your wallet.
Executives laugh.
Haiku # 24011, December 18, 2002 7:48 pm ET
by Ghesthar of Canada
...
Haiku # 24010, December 18, 2002 7:42 pm ET
by maestro
why six syllables
in first line of prior pome?
I need editing!
Haiku # 24009, December 18, 2002 7:41 pm ET
by maestro
this site inspires joy
within often tarnished soul
zero malice here
Haiku # 24008, December 18, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by maestro
consarnit! the last?
maestro misidentified
must forsake the sauce
Haiku # 24007, December 18, 2002 7:37 pm ET
by maestro
all apologies
pretense, thy name is maestro
can't we get along?
Haiku # 24006, December 18, 2002 7:36 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Me thinks one's mother
a hamster and father smelt
of elderberries
Haiku # 24005, December 18, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by onjaysun (taunted a second time)
but then, "interesting"
really has four syllables
if you're pretentious
Haiku # 24004, December 18, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by scotch of (or british or sober...)
Pythonophile here
I type only gibberish
Meant no offense, scotch
Haiku # 24003, December 18, 2002 5:02 pm ET
by maestro
Free market theory
Keynesian or otherwise
A pernicious lie
Haiku # 24002, December 18, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by maestro
interesting point there
but i am a heretic
seen life of brian?
Haiku # 24001, December 18, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by scotch of YAWEH YAWEH YAWEH YAWEH YAWEH
warmongers abound
peaceniks nipping at their heels
absurd theater
Haiku # 24000, December 18, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by maestro
the guy with the beard
who rewards and punishes
is a tale for kids
Haiku # 23999, December 18, 2002 4:51 pm ET
by scotch
(Yaweh)
Haiku # 23998, December 18, 2002 4:51 pm ET
by maestro
I take issue, scotch
Yawah unpronouncable
Hence, no syllables
Haiku # 23997, December 18, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by maestro
so you've got a book
and you claim that god wrote it
i've a bridge for sale
Haiku # 23996, December 18, 2002 4:38 pm ET
by scotch
which is the true god:
yaweh, allah, krishna, zeus?
i like cthulu
Haiku # 23995, December 18, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by scotch
Lowood is present
even after Bronte died
here in Istanbul
Haiku # 23994, December 18, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by agrippa
George Bush is a fool
Ted Roberts would be a much
Better president
Haiku # 23993, December 18, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
When I Go to bed
I close my eyes and I dream
Of mass balances
Haiku # 23992, December 18, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I love PEF
Mass balances turn me on
Ted Roberts is God
Haiku # 23991, December 18, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by A PEF Student of Manchester
my girl is kristi
i love her a whole whole lot
hope she loves me too
Haiku # 23990, December 18, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by joey
do it do it do
it do it do it do it
do it do it now
Haiku # 23989, December 18, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by pingo
sorry about that
my language is very foul
i'll shut up for now
Haiku # 23988, December 18, 2002 12:44 pm ET
by pingo
won't you lick my ass?
my rectum needs tongue-bathing
clean that poop off good
Haiku # 23987, December 18, 2002 12:43 pm ET
by pingo
ping lao chi feng wo
mi tsung pak lum dai pi cho
pin gin wing fun lo
Haiku # 23986, December 18, 2002 12:41 pm ET
by pingo
there is chip on my back
and a monkey up my ass
and stick on shoulder
Haiku # 23985, December 18, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by pingo
sniffsniffsniffsniff whew!
my underarms stink badly
need deodorant
Haiku # 23984, December 18, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by pingo
God does not exist
imaginary figment
filled with lots of lies
Haiku # 23983, December 18, 2002 12:37 pm ET
by pingo
do funky chicken
then do the mashed potato
and then do the twist
Haiku # 23982, December 18, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by pingo
motto on bills in
'57, couldn't trust
big man til that time?
Haiku # 23981, December 18, 2002 12:31 pm ET
by onjaysun (jury's still out)
"Trust" is not "belief" -
"belief" means we know You
Haiku # 23980, December 18, 2002 10:54 am ET
by R. of PT
The world has a Boss -
Even dollar notes know that:
Read: IN G-D WE TRUST
Haiku # 23979, December 18, 2002 10:49 am ET
by R. of PT
On the other hand
what can be said with no doubt
is who rules the world
Haiku # 23978, December 18, 2002 10:43 am ET
by R. of PT
Will there be a war?
My best forecast today is
I don't really know
Haiku # 23977, December 18, 2002 10:34 am ET
by R. of PT
saddam is lying
you can trust the president
set us up the bomb
Haiku # 23976, December 18, 2002 9:09 am ET
by ash
christmas blackmail plot
santa declared paedophile
by naughty children
Haiku # 23975, December 18, 2002 9:02 am ET
by ash
solar system news :
saturn in opposition
blames the hanging chads
Haiku # 23974, December 18, 2002 8:59 am ET
by ash
urban-ly challenged
living in the smallest state
just a country muse
Haiku # 23973, December 17, 2002 9:00 pm ET
by new kid on the block
Dearest onjaysun
Seinfeld Aficionado?
I am most amused
Haiku # 23972, December 17, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by maestro
Ah, to retire to
a villa in Tuscany,
all sold out...don't try!
Haiku # 23971, December 17, 2002 3:45 pm ET
by onjaysun (maestro got last one)
now it seems I typed
name in field for location
I surrender now
Haiku # 23970, December 17, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by maestro
returning to bed
seems i can neither type nor
insert name in field
Haiku # 23969, December 17, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of maestro
horrid typing here
first line beneath should conclude
with the word "fervor"
Haiku # 23968, December 17, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
holiday fevor
circumvents the misanthrope
rise January!
Haiku # 23967, December 17, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by maestro
Although they have ears,
they do not listen at all -
Although they have eyes...
Haiku # 23966, December 17, 2002 4:53 am ET
by R. of PT
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