Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

Lowood is present
even after Bronte died
here in Istanbul
Haiku # 23994, December 18, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by agrippa
George Bush is a fool
Ted Roberts would be a much
Better president
Haiku # 23993, December 18, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
When I Go to bed
I close my eyes and I dream
Of mass balances
Haiku # 23992, December 18, 2002 3:03 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I love PEF
Mass balances turn me on
Ted Roberts is God
Haiku # 23991, December 18, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by A PEF Student of Manchester
my girl is kristi
i love her a whole whole lot
hope she loves me too
Haiku # 23990, December 18, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by joey
do it do it do
it do it do it do it
do it do it now
Haiku # 23989, December 18, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by pingo
sorry about that
my language is very foul
i'll shut up for now
Haiku # 23988, December 18, 2002 12:44 pm ET
by pingo
won't you lick my ass?
my rectum needs tongue-bathing
clean that poop off good
Haiku # 23987, December 18, 2002 12:43 pm ET
by pingo
ping lao chi feng wo
mi tsung pak lum dai pi cho
pin gin wing fun lo
Haiku # 23986, December 18, 2002 12:41 pm ET
by pingo
there is chip on my back
and a monkey up my ass
and stick on shoulder
Haiku # 23985, December 18, 2002 12:40 pm ET
by pingo
sniffsniffsniffsniff whew!
my underarms stink badly
need deodorant
Haiku # 23984, December 18, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by pingo
God does not exist
imaginary figment
filled with lots of lies
Haiku # 23983, December 18, 2002 12:37 pm ET
by pingo
do funky chicken
then do the mashed potato
and then do the twist
Haiku # 23982, December 18, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by pingo
motto on bills in
'57, couldn't trust
big man til that time?
Haiku # 23981, December 18, 2002 12:31 pm ET
by onjaysun (jury's still out)
"Trust" is not "belief" -
"belief" means we know You
Haiku # 23980, December 18, 2002 10:54 am ET
by R. of PT
The world has a Boss -
Even dollar notes know that:
Read: IN G-D WE TRUST
Haiku # 23979, December 18, 2002 10:49 am ET
by R. of PT
On the other hand
what can be said with no doubt
is who rules the world
Haiku # 23978, December 18, 2002 10:43 am ET
by R. of PT
Will there be a war?
My best forecast today is
I don't really know
Haiku # 23977, December 18, 2002 10:34 am ET
by R. of PT
saddam is lying
you can trust the president
set us up the bomb
Haiku # 23976, December 18, 2002 9:09 am ET
by ash
christmas blackmail plot
santa declared paedophile
by naughty children
Haiku # 23975, December 18, 2002 9:02 am ET
by ash
solar system news :
saturn in opposition
blames the hanging chads
Haiku # 23974, December 18, 2002 8:59 am ET
by ash
urban-ly challenged
living in the smallest state
just a country muse
Haiku # 23973, December 17, 2002 9:00 pm ET
by new kid on the block
Dearest onjaysun
Seinfeld Aficionado?
I am most amused
Haiku # 23972, December 17, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by maestro
Ah, to retire to
a villa in Tuscany,
all sold out...don't try!
Haiku # 23971, December 17, 2002 3:45 pm ET
by onjaysun (maestro got last one)
now it seems I typed
name in field for location
I surrender now
Haiku # 23970, December 17, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by maestro
returning to bed
seems i can neither type nor
insert name in field
Haiku # 23969, December 17, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of maestro
horrid typing here
first line beneath should conclude
with the word "fervor"
Haiku # 23968, December 17, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
holiday fevor
circumvents the misanthrope
rise January!
Haiku # 23967, December 17, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by maestro
Although they have ears,
they do not listen at all -
Although they have eyes...
Haiku # 23966, December 17, 2002 4:53 am ET
by R. of PT
I try to explain -
But do they want to listen
to others at all?
Haiku # 23965, December 17, 2002 4:51 am ET
by R. of PT
finals week, the bane
of my nerdy existence
stop the pounding now
Haiku # 23964, December 17, 2002 1:31 am ET
by serendipity of South Dakota
puntan huchi wa
huchi rika kuchi ka
tan dato pushi
Haiku # 23963, December 16, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by pingo
tongo chi wa
miko ri shikona go
pachi mi kata
Haiku # 23962, December 16, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by pingo
won't you lick my butt?
I would like a rimjob now
tongue my arse baby
Haiku # 23961, December 16, 2002 12:59 pm ET
by hiro2k
Homer, if I could
write haikus while skinheads beat
me with prison soap...
Haiku # 23960, December 16, 2002 11:49 am ET
by onjaysun (thx to Sideshow)
skiing with my love
beautiful girl, hot tub, snow
must survive 'till then
Haiku # 23959, December 16, 2002 11:18 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
only one left now
no idea what to study
b.s. like a pro...
Haiku # 23958, December 16, 2002 11:15 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
fullbusted finals...
prostate exam is more fun
see them all in hell
Haiku # 23957, December 16, 2002 11:13 am ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
ma'm you got ID?
aussie post gone bananas
was posting a toy
Haiku # 23956, December 16, 2002 3:27 am ET
by mellie
depression sinks in
isolation, lonliness...
santa's not coming!
Haiku # 23955, December 15, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by bongo-bruno
saddam=evil
bush=good?
me=confused
Haiku # 23954, December 15, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by fqbush
comodify the
holiday sprit, buy gifts,
and drain the wallet!
Haiku # 23953, December 15, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by k
methods unlike fonz
unleash the grand royal spear
thoughout handbasket
Haiku # 23952, December 15, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by jerm
ship of state - titanic
oh captain - exxon valdez
drunk at the wheel, watchout!
Haiku # 23951, December 15, 2002 3:31 pm ET
by fuqbush,again
not enough shoes! more walmarts!
not enough oil! attack the evil axis!
not enough lumber! too many trees!
Haiku # 23950, December 15, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by fuqbushalot
bankrupt situations,
third world vacations and bougie pain
reality television?
Haiku # 23949, December 15, 2002 3:26 pm ET
by smoking apple pie
war, games, flags, penants,
sanitized, televised, painless,
you know, like the superbowl
Haiku # 23948, December 15, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by reactionary aggression
whine whine, moan moan,
i hate people sometimes,
wait, come back!
Haiku # 23947, December 15, 2002 3:19 pm ET
by reluctant misanthrope
this evening of smog
vibrant brown sky, and crickets
Stupid Useless Vehicles
Haiku # 23946, December 15, 2002 3:08 pm ET
by ihatesuvs
somewhere
little boys
are making my shoes
Haiku # 23945, December 15, 2002 3:04 pm ET
by consmr
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