Dost thou see the light
That the great prophet spoke of
It is PEF

I saw the A - Team
It made me want to do some
PEF coursework

US - PEF:
A Pitiful effluence
Of foolocracy

Pity unbelievers
Every one of them is wrong
Force of PEF

For straight length of pipe
K equals 4f times L
All divided by d

Delta h loss is
Equal to k u mean squared
Over two times g

Page for bad haiku
I like writing bad haiku
I'm quite good at it

I pity the foo
Who dares to mock PEF
He unenlightened

monomania
magnificent obsession
of the deluded

pointless enough from
pathetic english fellow
prattling endless fluff

Pancreas ends fight
Pathetic entropy flies
Poor effluent fool

This pie looks quite cheap
I would quite like to buy one
But there are no staff

Penguin eating fish
Pain, evil fatality
Pies entice fools

Paint every fellow
Purple embellished freedom
Poor enter Finland

Paul enters France
Pulling enterprising fish
Pities every fool

Paul enters France
Poking enterprising fish
Pitying the fool

justice is a myth
law sucks like a true vacuum
money conquers all

a real diesel job,
mom, you could lose a shoe, in
the hair in her pits

days work done
nights rest begun
freedoms final gasp

fuel your brain
bridge the gap
transform energy

360 degrees of freedom
no limits
for a square penny

ihohohohouyg9o9yuyiouyoiiuyoiuyoiuyoiuy

Pity elderly folk
Poor, enfeebled, foolish
Please enter freedom

Peas, pears porcupines
Elephants, eskimos, eels
Flies, fools, fakes, foxes

Plants are my true friends
Every time I go out I
Find them in their pots

Please enter freely
Pathetic Enfeebled frogs
Pink elephant fury

It is getting cold
It wasn't this cold last year
I lived indoors then

winter solstice nears
light the fire and tend the hearth
reconcile old fears

I can celebrate
Next semester I have five
Hours with Ted Roberts

Would I be happy
On another course, perhaps
No - no PEF

PEF is great
PEF is why I live
I breathe PEF

I was filled with joy
A whole PEF project
And a mass balance

P stands for Process
E is Engineering and
F - fundamentals

Tomorrow I shall
Pay my phone bill because
They might cut me off

My hero is no fool
He's helluva strong and tough
His name - Ted Roberts

That pisses me off
I've got 6 syllables in
The first line again

My hero - a real man
He's helluva strong and tough
His name - Ted ROberts

I do like haiku
But it is not as much fun
As PEF is

Monkey in a tree
Stop throwing big stones at me
I'm doing coursework

Lord of the Rings was
much better than 8 Mile----
opening night was fun

My haiku below
Is not a haiku because
I cannot count past...

If I had two cats
And one fell off a high wall
And onto a sharp spike

I'd buy a new one
And no longer put my cats
On walls above spikes

Wo ist meinen Hund?
Ich brauche meinen Hund um
Die Katze essen

Wished more people watched
'cause we have a new word for
evil and it's Flo

A protozoon
In all probability
Could out-think George Bush

Benouilli's equation
Is quite long when extended
But some terms drop out

This place reminds me
I feel as though I am home
Oh yes, I am home

I am not shallow
I just have mental problems
But I like large ones

That's such a big pump
Such a vigorous action
May I polish it?