Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

Dost thou see the light
That the great prophet spoke of
It is PEF
Haiku # 24078, December 20, 2002 8:56 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I saw the A - Team
It made me want to do some
PEF coursework
Haiku # 24077, December 20, 2002 8:53 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
US - PEF:
A Pitiful effluence
Of foolocracy
Haiku # 24076, December 20, 2002 8:49 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Pity unbelievers
Every one of them is wrong
Force of PEF
Haiku # 24075, December 20, 2002 8:44 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
For straight length of pipe
K equals 4f times L
All divided by d
Haiku # 24074, December 20, 2002 8:39 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Delta h loss is
Equal to k u mean squared
Over two times g
Haiku # 24073, December 20, 2002 8:37 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Page for bad haiku
I like writing bad haiku
I'm quite good at it
Haiku # 24072, December 20, 2002 8:36 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I pity the foo
Who dares to mock PEF
He unenlightened
Haiku # 24071, December 20, 2002 8:35 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
monomania
magnificent obsession
of the deluded
Haiku # 24070, December 20, 2002 6:56 am ET
by ash
pointless enough from
pathetic english fellow
prattling endless fluff
Haiku # 24069, December 20, 2002 6:54 am ET
by ash
Pancreas ends fight
Pathetic entropy flies
Poor effluent fool
Haiku # 24068, December 20, 2002 4:42 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
This pie looks quite cheap
I would quite like to buy one
But there are no staff
Haiku # 24067, December 20, 2002 4:40 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Penguin eating fish
Pain, evil fatality
Pies entice fools
Haiku # 24066, December 20, 2002 4:37 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Paint every fellow
Purple embellished freedom
Poor enter Finland
Haiku # 24065, December 20, 2002 4:34 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Paul enters France
Pulling enterprising fish
Pities every fool
Haiku # 24064, December 20, 2002 4:31 am ET
by Forgot about that of A room
Paul enters France
Poking enterprising fish
Pitying the fool
Haiku # 24063, December 20, 2002 4:30 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
justice is a myth
law sucks like a true vacuum
money conquers all
Haiku # 24062, December 20, 2002 4:28 am ET
by ash
a real diesel job,
mom, you could lose a shoe, in
the hair in her pits
Haiku # 24061, December 20, 2002 3:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
days work done
nights rest begun
freedoms final gasp
Haiku # 24060, December 19, 2002 11:10 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
fuel your brain
bridge the gap
transform energy
Haiku # 24059, December 19, 2002 10:33 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
360 degrees of freedom
no limits
for a square penny
Haiku # 24058, December 19, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
ihohohohouyg9o9yuyiouyoiiuyoiuyoiuyoiuy
Haiku # 24057, December 19, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by asswipe of fucksville
Pity elderly folk
Poor, enfeebled, foolish
Please enter freedom
Haiku # 24056, December 19, 2002 6:38 pm ET
by Not someone who dislikes the elderly of The land of fantasy
Peas, pears porcupines
Elephants, eskimos, eels
Flies, fools, fakes, foxes
Haiku # 24055, December 19, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by Guess
Plants are my true friends
Every time I go out I
Find them in their pots
Haiku # 24054, December 19, 2002 6:32 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Please enter freely
Pathetic Enfeebled frogs
Pink elephant fury
Haiku # 24053, December 19, 2002 6:30 pm ET
by A Student of HELL!!!!!!!!!!!! well, England
It is getting cold
It wasn't this cold last year
I lived indoors then
Haiku # 24052, December 19, 2002 6:25 pm ET
by A Student of A Correct haiku
winter solstice nears
light the fire and tend the hearth
reconcile old fears
Haiku # 24051, December 19, 2002 6:19 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
I can celebrate
Next semester I have five
Hours with Ted Roberts
Haiku # 24050, December 19, 2002 4:29 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Would I be happy
On another course, perhaps
No - no PEF
Haiku # 24049, December 19, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
PEF is great
PEF is why I live
I breathe PEF
Haiku # 24048, December 19, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I was filled with joy
A whole PEF project
And a mass balance
Haiku # 24047, December 19, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
P stands for Process
E is Engineering and
F - fundamentals
Haiku # 24046, December 19, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by The Anti - Geoff of Manchester
Tomorrow I shall
Pay my phone bill because
They might cut me off
Haiku # 24045, December 19, 2002 3:27 pm ET
by Bob D of Hymen, sorry, Maidenhead
My hero is no fool
He's helluva strong and tough
His name - Ted Roberts
Haiku # 24044, December 19, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by A Student (I got my name right! whoopee!) of Gondwanaland
That pisses me off
I've got 6 syllables in
The first line again
Haiku # 24043, December 19, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by a sTUDENT
My hero - a real man
He's helluva strong and tough
His name - Ted ROberts
Haiku # 24042, December 19, 2002 3:20 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I do like haiku
But it is not as much fun
As PEF is
Haiku # 24041, December 19, 2002 3:18 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Monkey in a tree
Stop throwing big stones at me
I'm doing coursework
Haiku # 24040, December 19, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Lord of the Rings was
much better than 8 Mile----
opening night was fun
Haiku # 24039, December 19, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by k
My haiku below
Is not a haiku because
I cannot count past...
Haiku # 24038, December 19, 2002 3:15 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
If I had two cats
And one fell off a high wall
And onto a sharp spike
Haiku # 24037, December 19, 2002 3:14 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I'd buy a new one
And no longer put my cats
On walls above spikes
Haiku # 24036, December 19, 2002 3:13 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Wo ist meinen Hund?
Ich brauche meinen Hund um
Die Katze essen
Haiku # 24035, December 19, 2002 3:09 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Wished more people watched
'cause we have a new word for
evil and it's Flo
Haiku # 24034, December 19, 2002 11:37 am ET
by onjaysun (amazing succubus race)
A protozoon
In all probability
Could out-think George Bush
Haiku # 24033, December 19, 2002 11:11 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Benouilli's equation
Is quite long when extended
But some terms drop out
Haiku # 24032, December 19, 2002 11:06 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
This place reminds me
I feel as though I am home
Oh yes, I am home
Haiku # 24031, December 19, 2002 11:03 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I am not shallow
I just have mental problems
But I like large ones
Haiku # 24030, December 19, 2002 10:59 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
That's such a big pump
Such a vigorous action
May I polish it?
Haiku # 24029, December 19, 2002 10:56 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
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