Delta h loss is
Equal to k u mean squared
Over two times g
by A Student of Manchester
Page for bad haiku
I like writing bad haiku
I'm quite good at it
by A Student of Manchester
I pity the foo
Who dares to mock PEF
He unenlightened
by A Student of Manchester
monomania
magnificent obsession
of the deluded
by ash
pointless enough from
pathetic english fellow
prattling endless fluff
by ash
Pancreas ends fight
Pathetic entropy flies
Poor effluent fool
by A Student of Manchester
This pie looks quite cheap
I would quite like to buy one
But there are no staff
by A Student of Manchester
Penguin eating fish
Pain, evil fatality
Pies entice fools
by A Student of Manchester
Paint every fellow
Purple embellished freedom
Poor enter Finland
by A Student of Manchester
Paul enters France
Pulling enterprising fish
Pities every fool
by Forgot about that of A room
Paul enters France
Poking enterprising fish
Pitying the fool
by A Student of Manchester
justice is a myth
law sucks like a true vacuum
money conquers all
by ash
a real diesel job,
mom, you could lose a shoe, in
the hair in her pits
by Anonymous Poet
days work done
nights rest begun
freedoms final gasp
by popcorn of usa
fuel your brain
bridge the gap
transform energy
by popcorn of usa
360 degrees of freedom
no limits
for a square penny
by popcorn of usa
ihohohohouyg9o9yuyiouyoiiuyoiuyoiuyoiuy
by asswipe of fucksville
Pity elderly folk
Poor, enfeebled, foolish
Please enter freedom
by Not someone who dislikes the elderly of The land of fantasy
Peas, pears porcupines
Elephants, eskimos, eels
Flies, fools, fakes, foxes
by Guess
Plants are my true friends
Every time I go out I
Find them in their pots
by A Student of Manchester
Please enter freely
Pathetic Enfeebled frogs
Pink elephant fury
by A Student of HELL!!!!!!!!!!!! well, England
It is getting cold
It wasn't this cold last year
I lived indoors then
by A Student of A Correct haiku
winter solstice nears
light the fire and tend the hearth
reconcile old fears
by Gwenhyfar
I can celebrate
Next semester I have five
Hours with Ted Roberts
by A Student of Manchester
Would I be happy
On another course, perhaps
No - no PEF
by A Student of Manchester
PEF is great
PEF is why I live
I breathe PEF
by A Student of Manchester
I was filled with joy
A whole PEF project
And a mass balance
by A Student of Manchester
P stands for Process
E is Engineering and
F - fundamentals
by The Anti - Geoff of Manchester
Tomorrow I shall
Pay my phone bill because
They might cut me off
by Bob D of Hymen, sorry, Maidenhead
My hero is no fool
He's helluva strong and tough
His name - Ted Roberts
by A Student (I got my name right! whoopee!) of Gondwanaland
That pisses me off
I've got 6 syllables in
The first line again
by a sTUDENT
My hero - a real man
He's helluva strong and tough
His name - Ted ROberts
by A Student of Manchester
I do like haiku
But it is not as much fun
As PEF is
by A Student of Manchester
Monkey in a tree
Stop throwing big stones at me
I'm doing coursework
by A Student of Manchester
Lord of the Rings was
much better than 8 Mile----
opening night was fun
by k
My haiku below
Is not a haiku because
I cannot count past...
by A Student of Manchester
If I had two cats
And one fell off a high wall
And onto a sharp spike
by A Student of Manchester
I'd buy a new one
And no longer put my cats
On walls above spikes
by A Student of Manchester
Wo ist meinen Hund?
Ich brauche meinen Hund um
Die Katze essen
by A Student of Manchester
Wished more people watched
'cause we have a new word for
evil and it's Flo
by onjaysun (amazing succubus race)
A protozoon
In all probability
Could out-think George Bush
by A Student of Manchester
Benouilli's equation
Is quite long when extended
But some terms drop out
by A Student of Manchester
This place reminds me
I feel as though I am home
Oh yes, I am home
by A Student of Manchester
I am not shallow
I just have mental problems
But I like large ones
by A Student of Manchester
That's such a big pump
Such a vigorous action
May I polish it?
by A Student of Manchester
Sorry for the haikus
But I have nothing to do
Apart from coursework
by A Student of Manchester
If I wrote a poem
About how I love fluid
Would I pass the test?
by A Student of Manchester
Our Lord Tony Blair
Is a sucka and a foo
Vote for PEF
by A Student of Manchester
"Moo." said a cow to me
As I passed it in the field
"Moo." I then replied
by A Student of Manchester
our three main weapons :
fanatical devotion
and many others
by ash
