Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
27 Years, 353 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

just had the best green
tomorrow we'll have salad
and oysters and prawns
Haiku # 24141, December 24, 2002 8:47 am ET
by mellie
happy birthday christ
did you get lots of presents?
you've been very good
Haiku # 24140, December 24, 2002 7:47 am ET
by ash
well if you ask me
such rhetorical questions
are not the answer
Haiku # 24139, December 24, 2002 7:03 am ET
by ash
Social number rules -
higher numbers, more freedom;
smaller, must committ
Haiku # 24138, December 24, 2002 6:25 am ET
by R. of PT
They see open hands -
How do they understand that?
Difficult to know
Haiku # 24137, December 24, 2002 6:22 am ET
by R. of PT
And an open door?
Is this really a good sign?
Some dare say it is.
Haiku # 24136, December 24, 2002 6:16 am ET
by R. of PT
What news is no news?
That can mean not so good news
or maybe good news!
Haiku # 24135, December 24, 2002 6:12 am ET
by R. of PT
yee ah counts as two
fingers tapping hee ahh now
must find more green stuff
Haiku # 24134, December 23, 2002 11:18 pm ET
by mellie
yikes I wrote it twice
I wonder how that happened
mellie christmas all
Haiku # 24133, December 23, 2002 11:15 pm ET
by mellie
ya best one yet ash
let's have a best badhaiku
of twenty oh two
Haiku # 24132, December 23, 2002 11:14 pm ET
by mellie christmas all
that's ya best this year
only I've not checked back ash
mellie christmas all
Haiku # 24131, December 23, 2002 11:08 pm ET
by mellie
santas up to scratch
to dig christmas you first need
sharp set of clauses
Haiku # 24130, December 23, 2002 10:26 pm ET
by ash
The pictures roll in
By anyone's standards, the
rampage was a kick
Haiku # 24129, December 23, 2002 11:38 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
midnight shopping spree
salad unfit for budgies
I want good green stuff
Haiku # 24128, December 23, 2002 10:18 am ET
by mellie
whoa! call off the boars!
no material threat here.
poetic license
Haiku # 24127, December 23, 2002 8:51 am ET
by maestro
a Manhattan stroll
might alleviate the pain
absent homicide
Haiku # 24126, December 23, 2002 8:48 am ET
by maestro
insomnia mine
reprehensible verse yours
please, don't mention it
Haiku # 24125, December 23, 2002 8:43 am ET
by maestro
vertigo descends
equilibrium recedes
earth meets the forehead
Haiku # 24124, December 23, 2002 7:50 am ET
by maestro
Oh, R of PT
why pose questions then respond?
so very boring
Haiku # 24123, December 23, 2002 7:47 am ET
by maestro
just so feeble here
working upon a sonnet
for my beloved
Haiku # 24122, December 23, 2002 7:44 am ET
by maestro
cowards seek solace
within a rigid system
why not pen blank verse?
Haiku # 24121, December 23, 2002 7:41 am ET
by maestro
No, nessun dubbio!
Non lasciate la radio
scegliere per voi!
Haiku # 24120, December 23, 2002 6:05 am ET
by R. of PT
Ogni mattina,
di che umore siete?
Io del migliore!
Haiku # 24119, December 23, 2002 6:02 am ET
by R. of PT
No possible doubt -
We deserve better than these
rhetoric questions!
Haiku # 24118, December 23, 2002 5:56 am ET
by R. of PT
This is not usual -
Two consecutive haikus
ending with question...
Haiku # 24117, December 23, 2002 5:43 am ET
by R. of PT
Or maybe that means:
"We'll sort differences out!"
Empty glass, full glass?
Haiku # 24116, December 23, 2002 2:57 am ET
by R. of PT
Very nasty sentence:
"We are complete opposites!"
Doesn't sound good, does it?
Haiku # 24115, December 23, 2002 2:56 am ET
by R. of PT
What should I write about
Name a subject I can write
I hate writer's block
Haiku # 24114, December 22, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Me of Here
Skiing downhill fast
Evergreens blur past quickly
OW! That tree hurt lots
Haiku # 24113, December 22, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by Me of Here
Poetry is hard
I do not care for it much
Why do I do this?
Haiku # 24112, December 22, 2002 7:37 pm ET
by Me of Here
janis, am going
to toronto this ev'ning
any suggestions?
Haiku # 24111, December 22, 2002 2:11 pm ET
by sheena
janis, a paean
to you has been staged, it's called
"Love Janis", it rocks
Haiku # 24110, December 22, 2002 2:10 pm ET
by sheena
yes, janis, i find
the choice of hue intriguing
red for blood blood blood
Haiku # 24109, December 22, 2002 2:08 pm ET
by sheena (who despite appearances is really not psycho)
hey r of pt
are you lubavitch or what?
please post a reply
Haiku # 24108, December 22, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by sheena
This is the real peace -
A tireless effort to match
complete contraries
Haiku # 24107, December 22, 2002 10:47 am ET
by R. of PT
Different people
must look for a common ground -
This is the real peace
Haiku # 24106, December 22, 2002 10:41 am ET
by R. of PT
So here we all are
Slick with the holiday gore
A Santa Rampage
Haiku # 24105, December 22, 2002 3:46 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
I am so sorry
But I shall have to leave now
They are taking me
Haiku # 24104, December 21, 2002 6:12 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
manchester manic
ask santa for sedation
and be a good boy
Haiku # 24103, December 21, 2002 4:45 pm ET
by ash
Please feel free to send
Abuse to that address as
I will not use it
Haiku # 24102, December 21, 2002 9:05 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
ilovepef
@fanhost.net is my
New e mail address
Haiku # 24101, December 21, 2002 9:04 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Games are fun for me
I love to play darts and pool
Time for a lie down
Haiku # 24100, December 21, 2002 5:56 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Yesterday I poked
A policeman with a stick
I was arrested
Haiku # 24099, December 21, 2002 5:52 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Yesterday I poked
A policeman with a stick
! was arrested
Haiku # 24098, December 21, 2002 5:51 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
I've started a trend
Everyone loves PEF
You can't resist it
Haiku # 24097, December 21, 2002 5:49 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
please end foolishness
post entertaining fodder
prattle elsewhere, fool
Haiku # 24096, December 21, 2002 5:21 am ET
by scotch of (who posted haiku celebrating the instruction set of old 8-bit processors, but still throws stones)
Point of the poem: not
Everything I write features
Foolish PEF
Haiku # 24095, December 21, 2002 5:14 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Pilfering pancakes
Eating Elizabeth's eggs
Food fiend feeds freely
Haiku # 24094, December 20, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
feeling light-headed
shaky and weak
just exercised
Haiku # 24093, December 20, 2002 8:39 pm ET
by popcorn of usa
Haiku # 24092, December 20, 2002 5:08 pm ET
by oops
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