Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78046 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 74 Days and 78046 Haiku later...
yee ah counts as two
fingers tapping hee ahh now
must find more green stuff
fingers tapping hee ahh now
must find more green stuff
by
yikes I wrote it twice
I wonder how that happened
mellie christmas all
I wonder how that happened
mellie christmas all
by
ya best one yet ash
let's have a best badhaiku
of twenty oh two
let's have a best badhaiku
of twenty oh two
by
that's ya best this year
only I've not checked back ash
mellie christmas all
only I've not checked back ash
mellie christmas all
by
santas up to scratch
to dig christmas you first need
sharp set of clauses
to dig christmas you first need
sharp set of clauses
by
by of Toronto
midnight shopping spree
salad unfit for budgies
I want good green stuff
salad unfit for budgies
I want good green stuff
by
whoa! call off the boars!
no material threat here.
poetic license
no material threat here.
poetic license
by
a Manhattan stroll
might alleviate the pain
absent homicide
might alleviate the pain
absent homicide
by
insomnia mine
reprehensible verse yours
please, don't mention it
reprehensible verse yours
please, don't mention it
by
vertigo descends
equilibrium recedes
earth meets the forehead
equilibrium recedes
earth meets the forehead
by
Oh, R of PT
why pose questions then respond?
so very boring
why pose questions then respond?
so very boring
by
just so feeble here
working upon a sonnet
for my beloved
working upon a sonnet
for my beloved
by
cowards seek solace
within a rigid system
why not pen blank verse?
within a rigid system
why not pen blank verse?
by
No, nessun dubbio!
Non lasciate la radio
scegliere per voi!
Non lasciate la radio
scegliere per voi!
by of PT
Ogni mattina,
di che umore siete?
Io del migliore!
di che umore siete?
Io del migliore!
by of PT
No possible doubt -
We deserve better than these
rhetoric questions!
We deserve better than these
rhetoric questions!
by of PT
This is not usual -
Two consecutive haikus
ending with question...
Two consecutive haikus
ending with question...
by of PT
Or maybe that means:
"We'll sort differences out!"
Empty glass, full glass?
"We'll sort differences out!"
Empty glass, full glass?
by of PT
Very nasty sentence:
"We are complete opposites!"
Doesn't sound good, does it?
"We are complete opposites!"
Doesn't sound good, does it?
by of PT
What should I write about
Name a subject I can write
I hate writer's block
Name a subject I can write
I hate writer's block
by of Here
Skiing downhill fast
Evergreens blur past quickly
OW! That tree hurt lots
Evergreens blur past quickly
OW! That tree hurt lots
by of Here
Poetry is hard
I do not care for it much
Why do I do this?
I do not care for it much
Why do I do this?
by of Here
janis, am going
to toronto this ev'ning
any suggestions?
to toronto this ev'ning
any suggestions?
by
janis, a paean
to you has been staged, it's called
"Love Janis", it rocks
to you has been staged, it's called
"Love Janis", it rocks
by
yes, janis, i find
the choice of hue intriguing
red for blood blood blood
the choice of hue intriguing
red for blood blood blood
by
hey r of pt
are you lubavitch or what?
please post a reply
are you lubavitch or what?
please post a reply
by
This is the real peace -
A tireless effort to match
complete contraries
A tireless effort to match
complete contraries
by of PT
Different people
must look for a common ground -
This is the real peace
must look for a common ground -
This is the real peace
by of PT
So here we all are
Slick with the holiday gore
A Santa Rampage
Slick with the holiday gore
A Santa Rampage
by of Toronto
I am so sorry
But I shall have to leave now
They are taking me
But I shall have to leave now
They are taking me
by of Manchester
manchester manic
ask santa for sedation
and be a good boy
ask santa for sedation
and be a good boy
by
Please feel free to send
Abuse to that address as
I will not use it
Abuse to that address as
I will not use it
by of Manchester
ilovepef
@fanhost.net is my
New e mail address
@fanhost.net is my
New e mail address
by of Manchester
Games are fun for me
I love to play darts and pool
Time for a lie down
I love to play darts and pool
Time for a lie down
by of Manchester
Yesterday I poked
A policeman with a stick
I was arrested
A policeman with a stick
I was arrested
by of Manchester
Yesterday I poked
A policeman with a stick
! was arrested
A policeman with a stick
! was arrested
by of Manchester
I've started a trend
Everyone loves PEF
You can't resist it
Everyone loves PEF
You can't resist it
by of Manchester
please end foolishness
post entertaining fodder
prattle elsewhere, fool
post entertaining fodder
prattle elsewhere, fool
by of (who posted haiku celebrating the instruction set of old 8-bit processors, but still throws stones)
Point of the poem: not
Everything I write features
Foolish PEF
Everything I write features
Foolish PEF
by of Manchester
Pilfering pancakes
Eating Elizabeth's eggs
Food fiend feeds freely
Eating Elizabeth's eggs
Food fiend feeds freely
by of Manchester
feeling light-headed
shaky and weak
just exercised
shaky and weak
just exercised
by of usa
by of crankier than thou
I don't need to sleep
And I am not overworked
Well, maybe I am
And I am not overworked
Well, maybe I am
by of Manchester
yeah what's the point mate?
I think you are overworked
you need to sleep too
I think you are overworked
you need to sleep too
by
M is for the moan
And the miserable groan
Is a bad first line
And the miserable groan
Is a bad first line
by of Manchester
Treat your mother right
Is a song by Mr T
It is brilliant
Is a song by Mr T
It is brilliant
by of Manchester
Correction again
I missed off the n, sorry
PEF is fun
I missed off the n, sorry
PEF is fun
by of Manchester
Correction below
The last line should read like this
He was give one
The last line should read like this
He was give one
by of Manchester