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27 Years, 354 Days and 77338 Haiku later...

how hard is it, then?
you just can't keep to format!
this is HAIKU, bud.
Haiku # 24214, December 29, 2002 2:38 pm ET
by sheena
Mediatations on death
and life persist on a website
which has meaning

but not for those
who have lost that
meaning or hope
Haiku # 24213, December 29, 2002 2:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
not as a lion
not as a man on a cross
God has no body
Haiku # 24212, December 29, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by nevermindwho
not as a swan, nor
as a shower of gold coins
nor as a white bull
Haiku # 24211, December 29, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by nevermindwho
God in any case
does not manifest
in physical form
Haiku # 24210, December 29, 2002 1:46 pm ET
by nevermindwho
i am a virgin
but not a christian, so that
"god" can't knock me up
Haiku # 24209, December 29, 2002 1:44 pm ET
by nevermindwho
God would have come now
But there was far more choice as
There were more virgins
Haiku # 24208, December 29, 2002 3:50 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
He timed his birth and
His death to coincide with
Pagan festivals
Haiku # 24207, December 29, 2002 3:48 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
Little baby J
He was born on Christmas day
Very lucky that
Haiku # 24206, December 29, 2002 3:47 am ET
by A Student of Manchester
You gave us Your law
To bring peace over the world
All of it is truth
Haiku # 24205, December 29, 2002 2:52 am ET
by R. of PT
Ego:
o o o o o
o o M E o o o
o o o o o
Haiku # 24204, December 29, 2002 2:48 am ET
by R. of PT
Peace! :
= < = > =
= = ! = ? = =
= A = Z =
Haiku # 24203, December 29, 2002 2:46 am ET
by R. of PT
Peace? :
< = = = >
! = = = = = ?
A = = = Z
Haiku # 24202, December 29, 2002 2:45 am ET
by R. of PT
Really alone:
! ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! ! ! .
! ! ! ! !
Haiku # 24201, December 29, 2002 2:39 am ET
by R. of PT
Alone:
! ! ! ! !
! ! . ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! !
Haiku # 24200, December 29, 2002 2:38 am ET
by R. of PT
happy new year all!
but mox, please fuck off for all
of two thousand three.

please?
Haiku # 24199, December 29, 2002 12:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
studboy's woman quest
a lonely path down the street
alas, rated G

happiness I'll find
as sunrise after sunset
unquestionably
Haiku # 24198, December 28, 2002 11:23 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
Poor Jeff needed sleep
Every night, but unable
Forever decaf
Haiku # 24197, December 28, 2002 5:54 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Pale man - how he walks
Evil in his conquring
Fire destroy him
Haiku # 24196, December 28, 2002 5:52 pm ET
by A Student (who can't count very well) of Manchester
Pale man - how he walks
Evil in his conquering
Fire destroy white man
Haiku # 24195, December 28, 2002 5:52 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
The letter P rules
Every other letter sucks
Except E and F
Haiku # 24194, December 28, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Alcohol is nice
But PEF lectures are
More satisfying
Haiku # 24193, December 28, 2002 5:48 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I will be gone soon
I am going to Scotland
I like alcohol
Haiku # 24192, December 28, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
I quite like christmas
I get presents but I much
Prefer PEF
Haiku # 24191, December 28, 2002 2:21 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Pink elephants flying
Pouring effluent fluid
Painting every field
Haiku # 24190, December 28, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
Happiness is fun
Every day I was so joyful
Before it poked me
Haiku # 24189, December 28, 2002 12:37 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
A cow did a jump
High enough to hit a plane
Just after take off
Haiku # 24188, December 28, 2002 12:05 pm ET
by A Student of Manchester
hey studboy! what's the
story with studgirl? Christmas
is a lonely time!
Haiku # 24187, December 28, 2002 5:48 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
anticipation
makes my coffee more yummy
but dont overdo it
Haiku # 24186, December 28, 2002 12:36 am ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
women and coffee
my two loves, morning and night.
can I combine them? :)

Haiku # 24185, December 28, 2002 12:33 am ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
negativity
all gone, now that I've found the
halfbakery site
Haiku # 24184, December 28, 2002 12:23 am ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
2002: King
George's jobless recovery:
a year to forget
Haiku # 24183, December 28, 2002 12:12 am ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
too many "sheep" to be
patriot. Here comes Ashcroft,
shy of green titties
Haiku # 24182, December 28, 2002 12:08 am ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
to assuage my fears,
I've found a good solution:
more sheep and whipped cream!
Haiku # 24181, December 28, 2002 12:05 am ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
sick of USA?
for my new home, need only
New Zealand sheep names
Haiku # 24180, December 27, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
problem: writer's block
fear of the blank page is over!
my fix: low standards
Haiku # 24179, December 27, 2002 11:56 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
all sheep jokes aside,
found a better place than here:
move to New Zealand
Haiku # 24178, December 27, 2002 11:54 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
wine, women, and song:
such a pain! for me, I want
whipped cream and coffee!
Haiku # 24177, December 27, 2002 11:50 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
hiking on Christmas?
man I love California!
(and bring some sunscreen)
Haiku # 24176, December 27, 2002 11:47 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
why lie? '02 sucked.
next year, only available
job: airport screener
Haiku # 24175, December 27, 2002 11:41 pm ET
by studboy of Venice, CA
wishing all the best
hoping good times come for you
Ciao 2002
Haiku # 24174, December 27, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by from Boston gal et al to all
another year over
they seem to go way too fast
unlike me these days
Haiku # 24173, December 27, 2002 6:27 am ET
by ash
fuck off scotch ;)
Haiku # 24172, December 27, 2002 4:40 am ET
by ha! of hoidays last too long
lost in the backwoods
eaten by frostbite and barely
kept alive by sex
Haiku # 24171, December 26, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
beware the man behind the curtain in New Hampshire, ahhh!!!!
Haiku # 24170, December 26, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
Haiku # 24169, December 26, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Well, it's normal
concern about eggnog
is more in thy backyard

I want some sake myself
Haiku # 24168, December 26, 2002 5:51 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
And to think, all I'm
really concerned 'bout, is if
the eggnog has turned?
Haiku # 24167, December 26, 2002 5:09 pm ET
by onjaysun (Head Firmly in Sand)
fear, fire, foes, awake!
Gen X, rise up!!!!
Rise against Saurman

Isengard must fall?
or is it Starbucks?
Take command again!
Haiku # 24166, December 26, 2002 4:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
hmm, wonderful eras
of crisis, and caught up
the future is averted

for what? pathetic snipers
and the antithesis of hope
nuclear dreams

gynoids on hold
Haiku # 24165, December 26, 2002 4:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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