anticipation
makes my coffee more yummy
but dont overdo it

women and coffee
my two loves, morning and night.
can I combine them? :)

negativity
all gone, now that I've found the
halfbakery site

2002: King
George's jobless recovery:
a year to forget

too many "sheep" to be
patriot. Here comes Ashcroft,
shy of green titties

to assuage my fears,
I've found a good solution:
more sheep and whipped cream!

sick of USA?
for my new home, need only
New Zealand sheep names

problem: writer's block
fear of the blank page is over!
my fix: low standards

all sheep jokes aside,
found a better place than here:
move to New Zealand

wine, women, and song:
such a pain! for me, I want
whipped cream and coffee!

hiking on Christmas?
man I love California!
(and bring some sunscreen)

why lie? '02 sucked.
next year, only available
job: airport screener

wishing all the best
hoping good times come for you
Ciao 2002

another year over
they seem to go way too fast
unlike me these days

fuck off scotch ;)

lost in the backwoods
eaten by frostbite and barely
kept alive by sex

beware the man behind the curtain in New Hampshire, ahhh!!!!

fuck off moxie

Well, it's normal
concern about eggnog
is more in thy backyard

I want some sake myself

And to think, all I'm
really concerned 'bout, is if
the eggnog has turned?

fear, fire, foes, awake!
Gen X, rise up!!!!
Rise against Saurman

Isengard must fall?
or is it Starbucks?
Take command again!

hmm, wonderful eras
of crisis, and caught up
the future is averted

for what? pathetic snipers
and the antithesis of hope
nuclear dreams

gynoids on hold

last super bowl
christendom versus islam
get your tickets today

Lonely voice:
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Civil war:
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Better kind of peace:
<<>>..........I
<<<>>>......I
<<>>..........I

Kind of Peace:
<><>..........I
<><><>......I
<><>..........I

War:
>.>....I....<.<
>.>.>.I.<.<.<
>.>....I....<.<

slavic food is for
diets only! duck fat is
good for all handles ;)

hmmm, duck-fat handles!
I will grab them roughly, you
will quack like a duck.

sooo...k does not have
love handles or beer handles,
but...duck-fat handles?

roasted duck leaves us
with duck fat...save it and then
put it on some bread

family thought control --
"You will NOT discuss any
politics tonight"!

christmas hugs and kisses :
xoxox
xoxoxox
xoxox

Chaos:
! + @ # )
$ ( % * & } ^
? ] < \ {

Anarchy:
! ? ! ? ?
! ! ? ? ! ? !
? ? ! ? ?

Better intellectual:
! ! ! ! !
! ! ! ! ? ! !
! ! ! ! !

False intellectual:
? ? ? ? ?
? ? ? ? ! ? ?
? ? ? ? ?

roast turkey and pork
in the middle of summer
and christmas pudding

Christmas Delayed, Claus
with airport screener asking
why cheeks so rosey?

just switch a couple
letters and Bush becomes Shub
don't know what that means?

Your first holiday
in Hell? Well, first it's off to
wrapping bowling balls...

Damn you Will Ferrell,
"Don't Fear the Reaper" really
now needs more cowbell!

just switch two letters
and santa becomes satan
you better watch out

Invariably
admirable ash. Bravo!
A credit to all.

just had the best green
tomorrow we'll have salad
and oysters and prawns

happy birthday christ
did you get lots of presents?
you've been very good

well if you ask me
such rhetorical questions
are not the answer

Social number rules -
higher numbers, more freedom;
smaller, must committ

They see open hands -
How do they understand that?
Difficult to know