why lie? '02 sucked.
next year, only available
job: airport screener
by studboy of Venice, CA
wishing all the best
hoping good times come for you
Ciao 2002
by from Boston gal et al to all
another year over
they seem to go way too fast
unlike me these days
by ash
fuck off scotch ;)
by ha! of hoidays last too long
lost in the backwoods
eaten by frostbite and barely
kept alive by sex
by Anonymous Poet
beware the man behind the curtain in New Hampshire, ahhh!!!!
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie
by Anonymous Poet
Well, it's normal
concern about eggnog
is more in thy backyard
I want some sake myself
by Anonymous Poet
And to think, all I'm
really concerned 'bout, is if
the eggnog has turned?
by onjaysun (Head Firmly in Sand)
fear, fire, foes, awake!
Gen X, rise up!!!!
Rise against Saurman
Isengard must fall?
or is it Starbucks?
Take command again!
by Anonymous Poet
hmm, wonderful eras
of crisis, and caught up
the future is averted
for what? pathetic snipers
and the antithesis of hope
nuclear dreams
gynoids on hold
by Anonymous Poet
last super bowl
christendom versus islam
get your tickets today
by anathema maranatha
Lonely voice:
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by R. of PT
Civil war:
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by R. of PT
Better kind of peace:
<<>>..........I
<<<>>>......I
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by R. of PT
Kind of Peace:
<><>..........I
<><><>......I
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by R. of PT
War:
>.>....I....<.<
>.>.>.I.<.<.<
>.>....I....<.<
by R. of PT
slavic food is for
diets only! duck fat is
good for all handles ;)
by k of back to salads...to much czech food dammit
hmmm, duck-fat handles!
I will grab them roughly, you
will quack like a duck.
by ;)
sooo...k does not have
love handles or beer handles,
but...duck-fat handles?
by Anonymous Poet
roasted duck leaves us
with duck fat...save it and then
put it on some bread
by k of hmmmmmm
family thought control --
"You will NOT discuss any
politics tonight"!
by k of Another Christmas in hell.....
christmas hugs and kisses :
xoxox
xoxoxox
xoxox
by ash
Chaos:
! + @ # )
$ ( % * & } ^
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by R. of PT
Anarchy:
! ? ! ? ?
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by R. of PT
Better intellectual:
! ! ! ! !
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by R. of PT
False intellectual:
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by R. of PT
roast turkey and pork
in the middle of summer
and christmas pudding
by ash
Christmas Delayed, Claus
with airport screener asking
why cheeks so rosey?
by onjaysun
just switch a couple
letters and Bush becomes Shub
don't know what that means?
by onjaysun
Your first holiday
in Hell? Well, first it's off to
wrapping bowling balls...
by onjaysun
Damn you Will Ferrell,
"Don't Fear the Reaper" really
now needs more cowbell!
by onjaysun
just switch two letters
and santa becomes satan
you better watch out
by scotch
Invariably
admirable ash. Bravo!
A credit to all.
by maestro
just had the best green
tomorrow we'll have salad
and oysters and prawns
by mellie
happy birthday christ
did you get lots of presents?
you've been very good
by ash
well if you ask me
such rhetorical questions
are not the answer
by ash
Social number rules -
higher numbers, more freedom;
smaller, must committ
by R. of PT
They see open hands -
How do they understand that?
Difficult to know
by R. of PT
And an open door?
Is this really a good sign?
Some dare say it is.
by R. of PT
What news is no news?
That can mean not so good news
or maybe good news!
by R. of PT
yee ah counts as two
fingers tapping hee ahh now
must find more green stuff
by mellie
yikes I wrote it twice
I wonder how that happened
mellie christmas all
by mellie
ya best one yet ash
let's have a best badhaiku
of twenty oh two
by mellie christmas all
that's ya best this year
only I've not checked back ash
mellie christmas all
by mellie
santas up to scratch
to dig christmas you first need
sharp set of clauses
by ash
midnight shopping spree
salad unfit for budgies
I want good green stuff
by mellie
whoa! call off the boars!
no material threat here.
poetic license
by maestro
a Manhattan stroll
might alleviate the pain
absent homicide
by maestro
